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The worst movies ever
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by: James Thoo Jun. 20, 2007

I'll be honest. when someone ask me what I think the worst movie ever made is, I'd usually go with an abomination like THE SWEETEST THING, or something from Uwe Boll's catalogue. But this video just makes me realise how much more absolutely horrific cinema there is out there. Some of it is actually so bad that it made me laugh out loud. The pick of the bunch definitely has to be the dialogue in SHARK ATTACK 3 which is actually pretty much the greatest line of dialogue I believe has ever been committed to film.

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Extra Tidbit: I wish I hadn't already heard that SHARK ATTACK 3 dialogue, when it was floating around the JoBlo.com forums.

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Lemmywinks
9:13PM on 06/21/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Troll 2 is the best
OH MY [link] I laughed so hard to that.
OH MY [link] I laughed so hard to that.
 
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Gore 4 All
6:05PM on 06/21/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
GARBAGE DAY
Greatest movie line ever. I had never heard of this scene till I read about it over on Arrow's site a few month's ago. I watched the scene and nearly fell out of my chair laughing. Bad??? Try classic.
Greatest movie line ever. I had never heard of this scene till I read about it over on Arrow's site a few month's ago. I watched the scene and nearly fell out of my chair laughing. Bad??? Try classic.
 
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h
1:56PM on 06/21/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hahahahaha
Most entertaining JoBlo article for ages :) Who cares if it's just a link...
Most entertaining JoBlo article for ages :) Who cares if it's just a link...
 
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darqjade
1:09PM on 06/21/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
NINJAS IN WHITE.. VERY STEALTHY!
the funny thing is i just saw enter the ninja this weekend.. and made it my duty to annoy the hell out of my boyfriend by re-enacting that scene over and over!
the funny thing is i just saw enter the ninja this weekend.. and made it my duty to annoy the hell out of my boyfriend by re-enacting that scene over and over!
 
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AwesomeZara
2:22AM on 06/21/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Psshah...
Europeans don't count. Everyone knows that. Otherwise Americans wouldn't need to remake all of your movies so that they were simpler and easier for the mass market to appreciate. Duh!



Anyone who is skittish of the letter Z gets a firm spanking on their arse from me. They've got a major fetish for S's THEN, don't they?
Europeans don't count. Everyone knows that. Otherwise Americans wouldn't need to remake all of your movies so that they were simpler and easier for the mass market to appreciate. Duh!



Anyone who is skittish of the letter Z gets a firm spanking on their arse from me. They've got a major fetish for S's THEN, don't they?
 
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Stratburst
12:02AM on 06/21/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Heh-heh-heh . . .
Got some fodder for my next Cheesy Movie Nite (and yes that spelling was deliberate).



BTW, that line in Shark Attack 3 was an ad-lib. John Barrowman said it to get a laugh and, for some insane reason, the editor dropped in the movie.
Got some fodder for my next Cheesy Movie Nite (and yes that spelling was deliberate).



BTW, that line in Shark Attack 3 was an ad-lib. John Barrowman said it to get a laugh and, for some insane reason, the editor dropped in the movie.
 
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shelman2392
11:59PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Shark Attacks? Seriously more than 1? HA!
Really funny, and I always wonder how financing is acquired for such piece of garbage films like the Shark Attack Series. Can't believe I had to type "Series" must have been some tax write-off huh? Really funny stuff though.
Really funny, and I always wonder how financing is acquired for such piece of garbage films like the Shark Attack Series. Can't believe I had to type "Series" must have been some tax write-off huh? Really funny stuff though.
 
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Grail
11:45PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hey awesomeZARA...
Unless, of course, Vini happens to be from Europe, and the UK in particular, in which case "offence" would be the proper spelling.



Careful with your own rocks there...
Unless, of course, Vini happens to be from Europe, and the UK in particular, in which case "offence" would be the proper spelling.



Careful with your own rocks there...
 
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Funnyman
11:37PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Imight have to buy Shark Attck 3 just to own thatshit...LOL
Imight have to buy Shark Attck 3 just to own thatshit...LOL
 
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AwesomeZara
11:34PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hey vini?
As a matter of hilarity, it's "No offenSe," oh Mighty Advocator of Spell Checking.



You be careful with those rocks in your little glass house, will ya?
As a matter of hilarity, it's "No offenSe," oh Mighty Advocator of Spell Checking.



You be careful with those rocks in your little glass house, will ya?
 
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blk_flower
11:13PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
dude thanks you guys so much for this.... garbage day, god what were these people thinking.
dude thanks you guys so much for this.... garbage day, god what were these people thinking.
 
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Snowboy
7:48PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I want a horse that can slide like that. LOL



(50 characters, blah blah blah)
I want a horse that can slide like that. LOL



(50 characters, blah blah blah)
 
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Ultimate_Surfer
7:17PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
LOL
Hey I remember that film, I think I saw it on AMC or Spike, some crappy channel like that, any I thought BOA Vs. Python was bad and House of the Dead 2! But you reminded me the crappiest Jaws rip-off films of all time the Shark Attack trilogy. Be a wear for that this film will make you laugh, cry and eventually throw up!
Hey I remember that film, I think I saw it on AMC or Spike, some crappy channel like that, any I thought BOA Vs. Python was bad and House of the Dead 2! But you reminded me the crappiest Jaws rip-off films of all time the Shark Attack trilogy. Be a wear for that this film will make you laugh, cry and eventually throw up!
 
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plkrtn
7:16PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Shark Attack 3
Starring John Barrowman who stars as Captain Jack in Doctor Who and the spin off Torchwood, no less! Not only does he deliver the legendary line, he's gay, which might explain the wooden way (no pun intended) that it came out there!
Starring John Barrowman who stars as Captain Jack in Doctor Who and the spin off Torchwood, no less! Not only does he deliver the legendary line, he's gay, which might explain the wooden way (no pun intended) that it came out there!
 
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Digifruitella
6:15PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
asdasd
They're eating her...and then they're going to eat me....OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD



LMAAAAAO!!! I have to see this movie NOW!
They're eating her...and then they're going to eat me....OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD



LMAAAAAO!!! I have to see this movie NOW!
 
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Burgerking
5:45PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
rofl troll 2
That clip from Troll was too much 'they're eating her! Then they're gonna eat me!!!"
That clip from Troll was too much 'they're eating her! Then they're gonna eat me!!!"
 
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spaulding325
4:25PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I honestly don't know if I can consider these movies bad, given how funny that just was. Even if they suck, they bring me joy.



Now, the Dukes of Hazzard remake on the other hand...
I honestly don't know if I can consider these movies bad, given how funny that just was. Even if they suck, they bring me joy.



Now, the Dukes of Hazzard remake on the other hand...
 
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vini
4:23PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Spelling?
No offence, but when JoBlo hires people, they really have to look into their spelling skills.
No offence, but when JoBlo hires people, they really have to look into their spelling skills.
 
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thetdenz
3:45PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Im really wired
how bout i take you home and eat your pussy....



for real? did that just happen? wow. they really got cash to make those piles of shit?
how bout i take you home and eat your pussy....



for real? did that just happen? wow. they really got cash to make those piles of shit?
 
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annihilist
3:22PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
ROFL!!
i just don't get much cheesier than that. nice work! =D
i just don't get much cheesier than that. nice work! =D
 
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powerbomb1411
3:00PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
And yet Open Water and Spider-Man 3 still manage to suck more.
And yet Open Water and Spider-Man 3 still manage to suck more.
 
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The_Dude24
2:12PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
It got on the front page of IMDB today too... first link on the Hit List!
It got on the front page of IMDB today too... first link on the Hit List!
 
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The_Dude24
12:00PM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I MADE THAT VIDEO!
Hey I made that video! wow it's fuckin surreal to see my crap up on my favorite website...check out my other videos on youtube and I'm getting paid to make videos like it for cracked.com. check it out.
Hey I made that video! wow it's fuckin surreal to see my crap up on my favorite website...check out my other videos on youtube and I'm getting paid to make videos like it for cracked.com. check it out.
 
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KevWhit70
10:58AM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
dialogue
hahah that stuff is excellent... the shark attack line is classic.. i thought the silent night, deadly night 2 guy said "garbage day!" and then capped his ass... hahaha good shit
hahah that stuff is excellent... the shark attack line is classic.. i thought the silent night, deadly night 2 guy said "garbage day!" and then capped his ass... hahaha good shit
 
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autochthonous
10:37AM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Carpet stain!
Personally, I can't believe I've never seen silent Night Deadly night 2. If anything just to understand why someone screams "Carpet stain!?!?!?!" then shoots a guy. And Troll 2 for that matter. Is it sad that I want to see these now?
Personally, I can't believe I've never seen silent Night Deadly night 2. If anything just to understand why someone screams "Carpet stain!?!?!?!" then shoots a guy. And Troll 2 for that matter. Is it sad that I want to see these now?
 
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Donnie_Darko
10:31AM on 06/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Holy...
...crap!! Why did I never bring Shark Attack 3 home? Anyone? WHY!?!??!



Then they're going to eat me! NOOOOO!!!!
...crap!! Why did I never bring Shark Attack 3 home? Anyone? WHY!?!??!



Then they're going to eat me! NOOOOO!!!!
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