The Zohan poster
Dec. 21, 2007
One of my friends tried murdering Zohanís grandmother, another one stiffed him on a 40 sac. Theyíre both dead. Why? Because YOU DONíT MESS WITH THE ZOHAN
. Thatís what the poster BELOW is telling us, but how are we supposed to believe it when all we see is someone with a dumb haircut holding a blow dryer. Whatís he going to do, blow me? Oh shit, that did NOT come out the way I wanted it to. I meant blow me dry, because you know, itís a blow dryer.
This movie is yet another Apatow production and it was co-written by Judd, Adam Sandler (he of the dumb haircut) and Robert Smigel, the brain behind Triumph the Insult the Comic Dog. Sandler plays a Mossad agent who moves to NYC to pursue his dream of becoming a hair dresser. The last time I moved to New York to pursue a dream I ended making out with Rod Stewartís hairstylist on the dance floor at some club. I hope come June 6, Zohan is as lucky as I was.
||Dennis Dugan is directing, he of HAPPY GILMORE and BILLY MADISON fame.