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These posters for The Baytown Disco bring all kinds of southern whup-ass

Feb. 6, 2012by: Alejandro Stepenberg

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THE BAYTOWN DISCO casts Billy Bob Thornton (FASTER), a name that has called out for a role in a movie like this the whole of his whole career, and Eva Longoria ("Desperate Housewives") in a wild southern comedy about a down-on-her-luck trailer tramp (Longoria) who convinces three redneck brothers to help her save her son from his abusive father (Thornton). Upon doing so they find themselves on the run from an odd cast of odd characters in what is surely to be an altogether odd movie.  And I'm actually kind of stoked.  Will it be as good as Texas Barbeque? Probably not.  Will I care? Probably not.  Will I have a damn good time watching the movie? I think so.

To put the plot more officially: "After her ex-husband Carlos shoots Celeste three times in the gut, it’s time to play dirty. In the fight for her godson, Rob, she hires three outlawed and redneck brothers to bring him back to her. But nothing can be that simple in the South. What begins as a small rescue mission rises to a southern battle royale. This odd team must shoot their way through gorgeous female assassins, Native American hunters, Federal agents, and a whole lotta metal coming after them, while protecting Celeste’s innocent child."

And here y'all find them posters:

The Baytown Disco poster 1

The Baytown Disco poster 2

 

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Extra Tidbit: In your view, what's the best movie to take place in the American South?

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1:32PM on 02/06/2012

Looks shite

plus, you lose me at Billy Bob. Every time. Hate that fuck.
plus, you lose me at Billy Bob. Every time. Hate that fuck.
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9:57AM on 02/06/2012
WHOA where'd this come from?

Looks sweet.

Tidbit:

O Brother Where Art Thou - POW!
WHOA where'd this come from?

Looks sweet.

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O Brother Where Art Thou - POW!
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9:55AM on 02/06/2012

yee-haw!

Looks like this is going to be a lot of high-firepowered fun. I hope Billy Bob will channel some of that Mr. Woodcock/bad santa vibe because it would be perfect for this flick.
@Extra tidbit:
Held Up (hope that one qualifies)
Mississippi Burning
Down In the Delta
Hustle & Flow
and off-course the Smokey & The Bandit franchise
for now..
Looks like this is going to be a lot of high-firepowered fun. I hope Billy Bob will channel some of that Mr. Woodcock/bad santa vibe because it would be perfect for this flick.
@Extra tidbit:
Held Up (hope that one qualifies)
Mississippi Burning
Down In the Delta
Hustle & Flow
and off-course the Smokey & The Bandit franchise
for now..
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8:53AM on 02/06/2012
Justified is the best movie/show I have seen in the south.

Justified and True Blood.
Justified is the best movie/show I have seen in the south.

Justified and True Blood.
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7:28AM on 02/06/2012
I don't know if it's the best but one of my favorites is John Sayles' Lone Star.
I don't know if it's the best but one of my favorites is John Sayles' Lone Star.
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7:04AM on 02/06/2012

Shoulda been "whup ass", not "whip ass"

That tag line screw up makes this go from a southern movie to some kind of kinky bondage flick.
That tag line screw up makes this go from a southern movie to some kind of kinky bondage flick.
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8:04AM on 02/06/2012
Maybe it's both. I feel like that would be a bit too wild though...
Maybe it's both. I feel like that would be a bit too wild though...
6:47AM on 02/06/2012

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Not a movie but "justified" is really awesome.
Not a movie but "justified" is really awesome.
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