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This poster for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D is a real buzz kill

Oct. 18, 2011by: Niki Stephens

When will those crazy kids ever learn? The back roads of Texas are not safe. You should always be carrying a weapon of some kind. As a native of Texas, I generally carry a steel baseball bat in the trunk of my car. If only I can get my hands on a chainsaw-- not like I could fit that in my pocket or anything.

Anywho, a new poster for THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D has been sent our way. So this film is supposed to be a "re-conceiving" of some kind starring Scott Eastwood, Tania Raymonde, Bill Moseley, Gunnar Hansen, Tobe Hooper, Paul Rae, Keram Malicki-Snchez and Ritchie Montgomery. Love me some Moseley and seeing Clint Eastwood's son do some horror acting should be fun. The film follows, "Heather, who along with her friends, travels to Texas in order to collect an inheritance. The spin? What would you do if you found out your cousin was Leatherface, and he was now yours?"

What would I do if Leatherface was my cousin? I'd stay the f*ck away from all that. The film is due to release October 5, 2012.

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2:47PM on 10/19/2011
@topbannandan dude much agreed i literally thought the same thing then scrolled down and bam theres the perfect comment!
@topbannandan dude much agreed i literally thought the same thing then scrolled down and bam theres the perfect comment!
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7:11AM on 10/19/2011
since when has "from the producers of saw 3D" been a good marketing plan?
since when has "from the producers of saw 3D" been a good marketing plan?
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12:19AM on 10/19/2011

Tidbit:

I'd say "hey cuz" then hi five him then take him out for a coffee and croissant then when the time was right I'd hit him with a list of victims that I want........ How should I say it...... Dispatched.
I'd say "hey cuz" then hi five him then take him out for a coffee and croissant then when the time was right I'd hit him with a list of victims that I want........ How should I say it...... Dispatched.
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10:52PM on 10/18/2011

HAHAHAH

"What would I do if Leatherface was my cousin? I'd stay the f*ck away from all that." LMFAO classic I would be like let's go some bitchs mofo
"What would I do if Leatherface was my cousin? I'd stay the f*ck away from all that." LMFAO classic I would be like let's go some bitchs mofo
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10:03PM on 10/18/2011

Not a reboot, a sequel

Last I heard this picks up at the end of the original film, (hence the mention of Gunnar Hansen) it opens with end of the Hooper's original (Gunnar waving the chainsaw as Marilyn Burns rides away) and segways into the story of Heather from there. Its closer to something like The Wicker Tree (a sequel that ignores the remake) than an actual reboot. Though the mention of Saw 3D doesn't make me all that optimistic if its actually shot in 3D I'll give it a shot.
Last I heard this picks up at the end of the original film, (hence the mention of Gunnar Hansen) it opens with end of the Hooper's original (Gunnar waving the chainsaw as Marilyn Burns rides away) and segways into the story of Heather from there. Its closer to something like The Wicker Tree (a sequel that ignores the remake) than an actual reboot. Though the mention of Saw 3D doesn't make me all that optimistic if its actually shot in 3D I'll give it a shot.
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9:38PM on 10/18/2011
Even though the premise has changed a little, still the same old crap. Not another one, and why the hell in 3D?!
Even though the premise has changed a little, still the same old crap. Not another one, and why the hell in 3D?!
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9:30PM on 10/18/2011
Okay, not much to the movie.

But I like the poster.
Okay, not much to the movie.

But I like the poster.
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9:07PM on 10/18/2011
Where else can they go but another reboot? They were dumb enough to cut off his arm in the remake, and then found a loophole by giving us a prequel, now there's no other place to go but a reboot. No thanks.
Where else can they go but another reboot? They were dumb enough to cut off his arm in the remake, and then found a loophole by giving us a prequel, now there's no other place to go but a reboot. No thanks.
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9:04PM on 10/18/2011
All that poster tells me is that it will be another 3D movie I can barely see onscreen because its so dark.
All that poster tells me is that it will be another 3D movie I can barely see onscreen because its so dark.
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8:33PM on 10/18/2011
Another reboot? Wasn't this rebooted like...in 2003? And then again in 2005 (if you consider prequels reboots)?
Another reboot? Wasn't this rebooted like...in 2003? And then again in 2005 (if you consider prequels reboots)?
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