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This restricted trailer for Your Highness is magic motherf*cker

11.16.2010

I've seen many awesome trailers and this one for YOUR HIGHNESS is no exception.

I knew this was going be great. Seriously, how can you go wrong here? There's an excellent cast (James Franco, Danny McBride, Natalie Portman, Zooey Deschanel), a good director (David Gordon Green), and it's co-written by McBride. After seeing this trailer, you can add more to that list of epicness. What am I talking about? A few things: Natalie Portman's ass, Dropkick Murphys, the use of buttf*ck, magic, hand vagina...

You just need to watch it. Now. If you don't like this, I will need a lengthy comment explaining your reasoning.

Synopsis:

"Thadeous (McBride) has spent his life watching his perfect older brother Fabious (Franco) embark upon valiant journeys and win the hearts of his people. Tired of being passed over for adventure, adoration and the throne, he’s settled for a life of wizard’s weed, hard booze and easy maidens. But when Fabious’ bride-to-be, Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel), gets kidnapped by the evil wizard Leezar (Justin Theroux), the king gives his deadbeat son an ultimatum: Man up and help rescue her or get cut off. Half-assedly embarking upon his first quest, Thadeous joins Fabious to trek across the perilous outlands and free the princess. Joined by Isabel (Natalie Portman)-an elusive warrior with a dangerous agenda of her own-the brothers must vanquish horrific creatures and traitorous knights before they can reach Belladonna. If Thadeous can find his inner hero, he can help his brother prevent the destruction of his land. Stay a slacker, and not only does he die a coward, he gets front row seats to the dawn of an all-new Dark Ages."

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10:04AM on 11/19/2010
Looks okay, but the thing is even if this movie is merely 1 star worthy Nathalie Portman's ass will take care of the other 4.
Looks okay, but the thing is even if this movie is merely 1 star worthy Nathalie Portman's ass will take care of the other 4.
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2:40PM on 11/18/2010
i don't think i've ever seen natalie portman look that hot.


and this looks hilarious.
i don't think i've ever seen natalie portman look that hot.


and this looks hilarious.
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12:38PM on 11/18/2010
Wow that trailer is AWESOME. Seriously cannot fucking wait for this. I guess I have to reiterate: NATALIE PORTMAN'S ASS
Wow that trailer is AWESOME. Seriously cannot fucking wait for this. I guess I have to reiterate: NATALIE PORTMAN'S ASS
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8:14AM on 11/18/2010
I'll take Zooey Deschanel...unless he butt fuckers her.

I'm diggin the woods nymphs personally.
I'll take Zooey Deschanel...unless he butt fuckers her.

I'm diggin the woods nymphs personally.
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12:12AM on 11/18/2010
I want to smoke magic herbs on Natalie Portman's ass!!!
I want to smoke magic herbs on Natalie Portman's ass!!!
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7:26PM on 11/17/2010

Reminder Post: NATALIE PORTMAN'S ASS!

And seriously, that's all from me.
And seriously, that's all from me.
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7:10PM on 11/17/2010

HAHAHAAH

wow, this is gonna be awesome!!!!
wow, this is gonna be awesome!!!!
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4:16PM on 11/17/2010
OMG this looks so epic visual wise. The venom thing is hilarious.
OMG this looks so epic visual wise. The venom thing is hilarious.
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3:43PM on 11/17/2010
This looks awesome!!! very original looking comedy, fantastic trailer had me pulled right in, cant wait to see this!! and Natalie Portman!!! OH YEAH!!!!
This looks awesome!!! very original looking comedy, fantastic trailer had me pulled right in, cant wait to see this!! and Natalie Portman!!! OH YEAH!!!!
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2:59PM on 11/17/2010

Great stuff

Mcbride FTW
Mcbride FTW
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2:31PM on 11/17/2010

3 cool new trailers in 24 hours

This looks priceless. Love the completely serious fantasy tone with Danny McBride's buffoonery. Didn't have me laughing out loud really, but the concept and look of this flick alone make it something I want to see.
This looks priceless. Love the completely serious fantasy tone with Danny McBride's buffoonery. Didn't have me laughing out loud really, but the concept and look of this flick alone make it something I want to see.
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1:30PM on 11/17/2010
DGG FTW!
DGG FTW!
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12:33PM on 11/17/2010

i had no intention of seeing this

until NOW. looks stellar!
until NOW. looks stellar!
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11:13AM on 11/17/2010

Looks Hilarious!

I was sold after that "magic.... motherfucker!" line. And top that off with Natalie Portman in a medieval thong... oh yeah, I'm definitely going to see this!
I was sold after that "magic.... motherfucker!" line. And top that off with Natalie Portman in a medieval thong... oh yeah, I'm definitely going to see this!
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9:55AM on 11/17/2010

Holy shit!

I am not a huge fan of comedies cos they are so hit and miss but I loved pineapple express and this looks the shit I was seriously impressed with nathalie portmans comdeic timing, this is seriously one to watch
I am not a huge fan of comedies cos they are so hit and miss but I loved pineapple express and this looks the shit I was seriously impressed with nathalie portmans comdeic timing, this is seriously one to watch
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9:05AM on 11/17/2010

Freaking hilarious!

I normally don't like stoner comedies but man I have to admit this movie looks hilarious. I really want to see this and with Zooey and Natalie in this movie, how can I turn this down. Those women are both great actresses and absolutely beautiful
I normally don't like stoner comedies but man I have to admit this movie looks hilarious. I really want to see this and with Zooey and Natalie in this movie, how can I turn this down. Those women are both great actresses and absolutely beautiful
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8:46AM on 11/17/2010

Excellent!!

Has everything you'd want in a movie. "Handle your shit Fabious please". That was awesome
Has everything you'd want in a movie. "Handle your shit Fabious please". That was awesome
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8:42AM on 11/17/2010

Dont blink

You can see Will Ferrell in a long blond wig swinging two swords...
You can see Will Ferrell in a long blond wig swinging two swords...
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9:00AM on 11/17/2010
and I thought it was kevin sorbo. LOL! I bet that scene is gonna be funny!
and I thought it was kevin sorbo. LOL! I bet that scene is gonna be funny!
3:20PM on 11/17/2010
Yeah, I dont think that him dude.
Yeah, I dont think that him dude.
8:38AM on 11/17/2010
This could be great, but I'm still weary after Year One sucked dicks.
This could be great, but I'm still weary after Year One sucked dicks.
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10:12AM on 11/17/2010
What does Year One have to do with this movie?
What does Year One have to do with this movie?
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7:05AM on 11/17/2010

Strong word of mouth from previews

Plus Portman looks ridiculously hot so yeah this is a must see
Plus Portman looks ridiculously hot so yeah this is a must see
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6:14AM on 11/17/2010

Intentional Double Post: NATALIE PORTMAN'S ASS!

And uh...yeah, that is all.
And uh...yeah, that is all.
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6:13AM on 11/17/2010

Natalie Portman's Ass!

I really don't think that can be said enough.

Also, this movie looks like the tits, I'm there opening day.
I really don't think that can be said enough.

Also, this movie looks like the tits, I'm there opening day.
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5:05AM on 11/17/2010
Funny, funny, sexy, funny, funny, sexy, Natalie Portman's ass, funny, funny, sexy, funny, funny, funny. Yep, I'm there.
Funny, funny, sexy, funny, funny, sexy, Natalie Portman's ass, funny, funny, sexy, funny, funny, funny. Yep, I'm there.
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4:14AM on 11/17/2010
jesus, i thought i would get a great trailer. if you think something is funny or stuff like that, it doesn't have to do with the trailer. That doesn't make the trailer well made or not.
jesus, i thought i would get a great trailer. if you think something is funny or stuff like that, it doesn't have to do with the trailer. That doesn't make the trailer well made or not.
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10:18AM on 11/17/2010
I'm pumped for the movie, and the trailer was hysterical, but I do agree it wasn't well made.

And it was waaaay too long. I should have turned it off.
I'm pumped for the movie, and the trailer was hysterical, but I do agree it wasn't well made.

And it was waaaay too long. I should have turned it off.
4:13AM on 11/17/2010

Extra tidbit:

I'm in love with both of them, but Portman wins big time. I think she's the sexiest woman I've ever seen. That thong shot is going to keep me awake for a week.
I'm in love with both of them, but Portman wins big time. I think she's the sexiest woman I've ever seen. That thong shot is going to keep me awake for a week.
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3:24AM on 11/17/2010
looks pretty funny, i loved pineapple express, so I got faith in DGG. I stopped watching the trailer after 2 1/2 minutes because I didn't want anymore jokes spoiled for me... seems like an unnecessarily long trailer for a comedy
looks pretty funny, i loved pineapple express, so I got faith in DGG. I stopped watching the trailer after 2 1/2 minutes because I didn't want anymore jokes spoiled for me... seems like an unnecessarily long trailer for a comedy
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3:06AM on 11/17/2010
Hell of a lot better than the Green Lantern trailer! I'm sold. What the hell was the budget on this??
Hell of a lot better than the Green Lantern trailer! I'm sold. What the hell was the budget on this??
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2:32AM on 11/17/2010

Zooey is probably the most gorgeous girl on the planet

The movie looks hilarious, by the way.
The movie looks hilarious, by the way.
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2:18AM on 11/17/2010

FResh to Death

This is awesome because its a crude modern humor taking place in historic earth a nice fresh approach to it this is gonna be good just as i thought :)
This is awesome because its a crude modern humor taking place in historic earth a nice fresh approach to it this is gonna be good just as i thought :)
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1:01AM on 11/17/2010
i'd be more exited for something more fresh from David Gordon Green.
i'd be more exited for something more fresh from David Gordon Green.
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12:44AM on 11/17/2010
At first I thought this was a GREAT FUCKING TRAILER. But then I realized it's shown me way too much. That's one of the problems with red-band trailers.
At first I thought this was a GREAT FUCKING TRAILER. But then I realized it's shown me way too much. That's one of the problems with red-band trailers.
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11:43PM on 11/16/2010
McBride, Franco, Natalie Portman in a bikini and...*drooool*...Zooey Dechannel! This movie looks incredibly funny and also insanely sexy. .....*droool* Zooey Dechannel.....
McBride, Franco, Natalie Portman in a bikini and...*drooool*...Zooey Dechannel! This movie looks incredibly funny and also insanely sexy. .....*droool* Zooey Dechannel.....
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11:39PM on 11/16/2010

HAHA

I thought the trailer was ok up until the end... i lost it at tht one-liner it was hysterical
I thought the trailer was ok up until the end... i lost it at tht one-liner it was hysterical
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10:58PM on 11/16/2010

Holy shit!

1. Hilarious one-liners
2. Natalie Portman's ass in a bikini
3. Franco & McBride

This is my most anticipated movie of next year!
1. Hilarious one-liners
2. Natalie Portman's ass in a bikini
3. Franco & McBride

This is my most anticipated movie of next year!
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10:40PM on 11/16/2010
Sweet tune! The song is Warrior's Code by Dropkick Murphys and its about the boxer Mickey Ward who is the subject of the latest Wahlberg/Russell project, The Fighter.
Sweet tune! The song is Warrior's Code by Dropkick Murphys and its about the boxer Mickey Ward who is the subject of the latest Wahlberg/Russell project, The Fighter.
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10:38PM on 11/16/2010
Looks like another classic. I'm stoked.
Looks like another classic. I'm stoked.
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10:21PM on 11/16/2010

Natalie

Portman could win an Oscar and end up in a thong still shot on every guys hard drive ~ now THATS talent ~
Portman could win an Oscar and end up in a thong still shot on every guys hard drive ~ now THATS talent ~
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10:03PM on 11/16/2010
NATALIE PORTMANS ASS!
NATALIE PORTMANS ASS!
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9:58PM on 11/16/2010

No thanks.

What the hell happened to David Gordon Green??? Did we learn nothing from Year 1?
What the hell happened to David Gordon Green??? Did we learn nothing from Year 1?
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9:53PM on 11/16/2010
Looks good to me. Still have a hard time picturing McBride as a younger Brother to Franco, but other than that it looks entertaining. I think I fell in love with Portman all over again. Zooey who?
Looks good to me. Still have a hard time picturing McBride as a younger Brother to Franco, but other than that it looks entertaining. I think I fell in love with Portman all over again. Zooey who?
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9:42PM on 11/16/2010

Great trailer

The trailer was funny as hell and the movie looks like a great time. This move looks like it has it all, funny scenes, great action, and great one liners. Plus a great shot of Natalie Portman's ass (Her ass is amazing).

As for the tidbit, even though Portman is one of my favrite hotties, and actress', I have to give it to Zooey. Pure perfection.
The trailer was funny as hell and the movie looks like a great time. This move looks like it has it all, funny scenes, great action, and great one liners. Plus a great shot of Natalie Portman's ass (Her ass is amazing).

As for the tidbit, even though Portman is one of my favrite hotties, and actress', I have to give it to Zooey. Pure perfection.
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9:40PM on 11/16/2010
Looks great. McBride is one of those guys I think I dislike but then I run through all the stuff he's done and realize he's great in pretty much everything he's done. I feel the same about Chris Pine even though Bottle Shock, Carriers and Star Trek were all great, I still forget that I like him every time something new is announced. Franco, Portman, and Zooey are just icing.
Looks great. McBride is one of those guys I think I dislike but then I run through all the stuff he's done and realize he's great in pretty much everything he's done. I feel the same about Chris Pine even though Bottle Shock, Carriers and Star Trek were all great, I still forget that I like him every time something new is announced. Franco, Portman, and Zooey are just icing.
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9:38PM on 11/16/2010

mothafucka

This is totally my most anticipated film of next year. Such amazing talent behind this one. Looks fun as hell.
This is totally my most anticipated film of next year. Such amazing talent behind this one. Looks fun as hell.
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9:11PM on 11/16/2010

Looks awesome.

As does the Green Lantern Trailer!
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As does the Green Lantern Trailer!
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9:02PM on 11/16/2010

never triangle face...

Is this our generations Monty Python's Holy Grail?
Is this our generations Monty Python's Holy Grail?
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8:48PM on 11/16/2010

One Liner

If your vagina is anything like my hand... we'll be just fine
If your vagina is anything like my hand... we'll be just fine
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8:41PM on 11/16/2010
First off this movie looks hilarious and secondly Natalie Portman a thousand times. shes so damn cute and to the guy who says shes uptight you remember the her rap from snl.
First off this movie looks hilarious and secondly Natalie Portman a thousand times. shes so damn cute and to the guy who says shes uptight you remember the her rap from snl.
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8:32PM on 11/16/2010
Weirdly it doesn't look any less satisfying a fantasy film than 90% of the ones churned out.
Weirdly it doesn't look any less satisfying a fantasy film than 90% of the ones churned out.
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8:32PM on 11/16/2010
hahaha looks hilarious.. McBride is the shit.

Portman over Zooey for me.. 100%. Give me all the thumbs down you want but Portman and Zooey aren't even in the same fucking universe when it comes to acting.
hahaha looks hilarious.. McBride is the shit.

Portman over Zooey for me.. 100%. Give me all the thumbs down you want but Portman and Zooey aren't even in the same fucking universe when it comes to acting.
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8:27PM on 11/16/2010

Natalie

This looks pretty good. Reminds me of the Brothers Grimm. Normally I'd go with Zooey, but after seeing the shot of Natalie in the thong by the water, I've gotta give it to her.
This looks pretty good. Reminds me of the Brothers Grimm. Normally I'd go with Zooey, but after seeing the shot of Natalie in the thong by the water, I've gotta give it to her.
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8:23PM on 11/16/2010

Zooey

Her blue eyes and dark hair are what do it for me. But that shot in the trailer with Portman's ass is enough to make me think twice.

And this trailer looks AWESOME. Can't wait to see the film.
Her blue eyes and dark hair are what do it for me. But that shot in the trailer with Portman's ass is enough to make me think twice.

And this trailer looks AWESOME. Can't wait to see the film.
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8:18PM on 11/16/2010

One more note.

Dear lord this movie looks awesome.
Dear lord this movie looks awesome.
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8:17PM on 11/16/2010

dammit

this stupid player isnt working for me. loved the script, need to see now!
this stupid player isnt working for me. loved the script, need to see now!
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8:16PM on 11/16/2010

"Handle your shit mother fucker!"

"I can't stop thinking of you." "That's funny, I was just about to stop thinking about you." This movie is gonna rock. Now excuse me while I freeze frame that Natalie Portman ass shot and do some thinking of myself.
"I can't stop thinking of you." "That's funny, I was just about to stop thinking about you." This movie is gonna rock. Now excuse me while I freeze frame that Natalie Portman ass shot and do some thinking of myself.
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8:12PM on 11/16/2010
This looks great! Not what I was expecting at all from the initial plot description but I'm excited about it now, should be a good time :)
This looks great! Not what I was expecting at all from the initial plot description but I'm excited about it now, should be a good time :)
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8:08PM on 11/16/2010

Zooey

zooey without hesitation
zooey without hesitation
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8:08PM on 11/16/2010
I enjoyed this
I enjoyed this
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8:06PM on 11/16/2010

Zooey all the way.

She can sing, has nicer boobs, and while I love Nat as an actress...she seems really uptight.
She can sing, has nicer boobs, and while I love Nat as an actress...she seems really uptight.
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