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The trailer for Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World wants you to smell it

Jun. 30, 2011by: Niki Stephens

Um, what did I just watch? Can I un-watch it? That had to be some of the corniest shit I've ever seen. Joel McHale just came to collect a paycheck and will use his experiences on set to make jokes about himself later.

The trailer for SPY KIDS 4: ALL THE TIME IN WORLD has some new scenes including a fake preggo Jessica Alba doing some Tai Chi or something like that. Jeremy Piven again shows up as one of the worst villains of all time, not to mention that his character looks like a creeper. The kind of creeper that hits on Alexa Vega. The trailer also shows you what it will be like to smell a card during your watching experience. Is there a throw-up smell on there? Stay away.

Check out the trailer below if you dare.

Source: Yahoo! Movies

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9:13PM on 07/03/2011

Oh, God...

I think I just threw up in my mouth!
I think I just threw up in my mouth!
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9:38AM on 07/02/2011

So you couldn't direct PREDATORS...

...but you can direct this bullshit?
What ever happened to intelligent and thought-provoking kids films?
...but you can direct this bullshit?
What ever happened to intelligent and thought-provoking kids films?
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5:25PM on 07/01/2011

Enough people

Am I gonna see this movie? Fuck no.
But I realize that this is a movie meant for kids and it should be taken as such. Kids will eat up all these gimmicks, and I know a lot of youngin's who love these movies. What is so wrong with that?
Am I gonna see this movie? Fuck no.
But I realize that this is a movie meant for kids and it should be taken as such. Kids will eat up all these gimmicks, and I know a lot of youngin's who love these movies. What is so wrong with that?
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4:11AM on 07/02/2011
I get what you mean by the 'meant for kids' logic, but isn't this why kids are dumb these days? I'm sorry I don't mean to be rude, but I grew up in the 90's and as far as I can remember, animated features and movies 'meant for kids' had a lot more quality than today's garbage. And it's because people think it's okay to churn out this crap and feed it to gullible kids. I don't think that logic justifies making movies so ridiculously stupid and cheap. They're kids, not brainless.
I get what you mean by the 'meant for kids' logic, but isn't this why kids are dumb these days? I'm sorry I don't mean to be rude, but I grew up in the 90's and as far as I can remember, animated features and movies 'meant for kids' had a lot more quality than today's garbage. And it's because people think it's okay to churn out this crap and feed it to gullible kids. I don't think that logic justifies making movies so ridiculously stupid and cheap. They're kids, not brainless.
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1:20PM on 07/01/2011
i cant even put words together to say how bad this was, i mean, this movie looks so messed up in all possible ways...
but still i wonder, why would robert rodriguez do this? i mean, he has a decent movie roster in his resum, and jessica alba may not be julia roberts, but still, why would they make this garbage???
i cant even put words together to say how bad this was, i mean, this movie looks so messed up in all possible ways...
but still i wonder, why would robert rodriguez do this? i mean, he has a decent movie roster in his resum, and jessica alba may not be julia roberts, but still, why would they make this garbage???
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4:17AM on 07/02/2011
Why wouldn't they? It's easy money. Lackluster 3D that this movie's audience will obviously not complain about, shitty gimmicks about smelling cards that'll make urban parents flock their kiddies into cinemas for some cheap theatrical fun, and a guaranteed cashflow for the rest of the year. I like Rob, but I'm starting to think he's nothing more than a lazy yet talented director who'd rather take the easy way out (Spy Kids 4) than work on something worthwhile (Sin City 2). And people have the
Why wouldn't they? It's easy money. Lackluster 3D that this movie's audience will obviously not complain about, shitty gimmicks about smelling cards that'll make urban parents flock their kiddies into cinemas for some cheap theatrical fun, and a guaranteed cashflow for the rest of the year. I like Rob, but I'm starting to think he's nothing more than a lazy yet talented director who'd rather take the easy way out (Spy Kids 4) than work on something worthwhile (Sin City 2). And people have the gall to complain about Zack Snyder. Pfft!
6:12AM on 07/02/2011
dude, i´m with you 100% on the zack snyder bit, i mean, i thought sucker punch was a great movie, but alas, the "4D crowd" won that "battle" and it was a complete failure at the box office, what a shame that was...
besides that, i get that this is for the money, but couldn´t they make money with some dignity? that´s all i am saying...
dude, i´m with you 100% on the zack snyder bit, i mean, i thought sucker punch was a great movie, but alas, the "4D crowd" won that "battle" and it was a complete failure at the box office, what a shame that was...
besides that, i get that this is for the money, but couldn´t they make money with some dignity? that´s all i am saying...
6:57AM on 07/03/2011
Dignity takes effort and hardwork, dude. This pile of crap just needed a lazy director.
Dignity takes effort and hardwork, dude. This pile of crap just needed a lazy director.
6:47AM on 07/01/2011

Good God, man!

Holy shitbag robots that was awful. Not just the trailer but Aromascope? Aromascope?! First the dorky distracting glasses and now we have to sniff on plastic every few minutes? Jesus Christ.
Holy shitbag robots that was awful. Not just the trailer but Aromascope? Aromascope?! First the dorky distracting glasses and now we have to sniff on plastic every few minutes? Jesus Christ.
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2:29AM on 07/01/2011

I got the same vibe

From this that I got from the trailer for "Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore." Who's the audience for this? And how is this getting a theatrical release? It looks like less-than-bargain-bin quality.
From this that I got from the trailer for "Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore." Who's the audience for this? And how is this getting a theatrical release? It looks like less-than-bargain-bin quality.
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12:29AM on 07/01/2011

This is RR

This is Robert. Take away the over stylized editing, over the top violence, & nudity. You have a shit filmmakter.
This is Robert. Take away the over stylized editing, over the top violence, & nudity. You have a shit filmmakter.
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10:29PM on 06/30/2011
If I wanted to smell the movie, I'd just smell today's Indian buffet lunch I shat out just now.
If I wanted to smell the movie, I'd just smell today's Indian buffet lunch I shat out just now.
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9:50PM on 06/30/2011
i dont get how robert rodriguez goes from making awesome films like desperado and from dusk til dawn to absolute crap like this. If he wants to make a kid's film every now and then... fine. but dont make it absolute garbage like that.
i dont get how robert rodriguez goes from making awesome films like desperado and from dusk til dawn to absolute crap like this. If he wants to make a kid's film every now and then... fine. but dont make it absolute garbage like that.
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8:52PM on 06/30/2011
This is gonorrific dick piss.
This is gonorrific dick piss.
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7:59PM on 06/30/2011
Only thing I can say after watching that is piss off Robert Rodriquez and never come back.
Only thing I can say after watching that is piss off Robert Rodriquez and never come back.
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