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Top 10 Worst Video Game Movies of All Time (video)

01.12.2017

Video game movies are awful. Just...awful. Look, I know people might look at some and go, “Well this one is nowhere near as bad as this one and…um…this one had this girl in short shorts.” But that’s like comparing a McDonald’s burger, a tuna roll that’s been left on top of hot dumpster, and the piece of white dog poo in the gutter. It’s all horrible! All of it! It will all kill us from the inside no matter what. It doesn’t matter if it’s last year's WARCRAFT or ASSASSIN’S CREED, or the entire RESIDENT EVIL franchise and anything Uwe Boll has put his tentacles on. But no matter how bad it all is, there’s always THE WORST, and we here at Joblo have whittled it down to the 10 worst video game movies of all time. Granted that’s like taking it down to the 10 worst venereal diseases, but there’s always some that will kill you faster than others.

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7:38PM on 01/12/2017
HOUSE OF THE DEAD (missing from the list) - 0/10
LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER; MORTAL KOMBAT 2; RESIDENT EVIL 5; SILENT HILL 2; STREET FIGHTER; SUPER MARIO BROS - 1/10
POSTAL - 4/10
HOUSE OF THE DEAD (missing from the list) - 0/10
LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER; MORTAL KOMBAT 2; RESIDENT EVIL 5; SILENT HILL 2; STREET FIGHTER; SUPER MARIO BROS - 1/10
POSTAL - 4/10
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3:51PM on 01/12/2017

Super Mario Bros? C'mon...

Come on Super Mario Bros. is gold. That is far from the worst. Why isn't Prince of Persia on this list? Need for Speed? DOA? I get most of these, but Super Mario Bros., no way. EABOD.
Come on Super Mario Bros. is gold. That is far from the worst. Why isn't Prince of Persia on this list? Need for Speed? DOA? I get most of these, but Super Mario Bros., no way. EABOD.
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2:55PM on 01/12/2017
Personally I'd call Tomb Raider one of the best adaptations of a videogame
Personally I'd call Tomb Raider one of the best adaptations of a videogame
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2:47PM on 01/12/2017
I enjoyed Doom for what it was. It wasn't great and it wasn't terrible.
For me the worst is:
5. DOA: Dead or Alive
4. House of the Dead
3. Alone in the Dark
2. Street Fighter
1. [Tie] Mk: Annihilation/Super Mario Bros
I enjoyed Doom for what it was. It wasn't great and it wasn't terrible.
For me the worst is:
5. DOA: Dead or Alive
4. House of the Dead
3. Alone in the Dark
2. Street Fighter
1. [Tie] Mk: Annihilation/Super Mario Bros
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12:29PM on 01/12/2017
For me, the worst is Doom. It got so much potential but the end result was bad. And no, Street Fighter is not bad. It's a super cheesy fun and admittedly Raul Julia (may he rest in peace) saved the movie. Double Dragon, on the other hand, was just so cheesy bad that it's good.
For me, the worst is Doom. It got so much potential but the end result was bad. And no, Street Fighter is not bad. It's a super cheesy fun and admittedly Raul Julia (may he rest in peace) saved the movie. Double Dragon, on the other hand, was just so cheesy bad that it's good.
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11:41AM on 01/12/2017

Seriously????

I will never understand the unrelenting hate for Super Mario Bros. I've always enjoyed how crazy it is and honestly don't think it qualifies as a terrible movie. Every single movie on this list is worse than Mario Bros. It's just become the popular opinion to call it the worst video game move ever made, but in reality there are much much worse (anything made by Uwe Boll case in point). Also, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is one of the WORST films ever put to celluloid period and should easily be
I will never understand the unrelenting hate for Super Mario Bros. I've always enjoyed how crazy it is and honestly don't think it qualifies as a terrible movie. Every single movie on this list is worse than Mario Bros. It's just become the popular opinion to call it the worst video game move ever made, but in reality there are much much worse (anything made by Uwe Boll case in point). Also, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is one of the WORST films ever put to celluloid period and should easily be ranked number 1 on this list.
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11:42AM on 01/12/2017
I almost feel like you have to grade Annihilation and Boll's films on a curve. They're so bad they almost shouldn't be considered real films.
I almost feel like you have to grade Annihilation and Boll's films on a curve. They're so bad they almost shouldn't be considered real films.
11:25AM on 01/12/2017
Resident Evil: Retribution! It's not a good movie by any standard but it's pretty entertaining and probably the second best in the Resident Evil series. I'll also defend Postal ever so slightly, I've only ever seen, or will ever see two Uwe Boll movies. While Postal is total garbage there is some legitimatley funny stuff, all the Bin Laden/ Bush stuff as well as Uwe's own cameo and the terrific final scene.

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Resident Evil: Retribution! It's not a good movie by any standard but it's pretty entertaining and probably the second best in the Resident Evil series. I'll also defend Postal ever so slightly, I've only ever seen, or will ever see two Uwe Boll movies. While Postal is total garbage there is some legitimatley funny stuff, all the Bin Laden/ Bush stuff as well as Uwe's own cameo and the terrific final scene.

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7:41PM on 01/12/2017
What's the other Uwe Boll movie you've seen?
What's the other Uwe Boll movie you've seen?
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