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Trailer for Big Ass Spider! reveals that it's a real movie and is actually coming to theaters

02.08.2013

So, yeeeaaah, this is a real movie, people.  By real, I mean a movie that is actually set to play in theaters.  If it were a syfy original movie it wouldn't be surprising (which is what I thought it was at first), but it turns out BIG ASS SPIDER! is crawling its way into theaters next month, although I wouldn't bet money on a wide release.  The pic stars Greg Grunberg, Lin Shaye, and Ray Wise who encounter, you guessed it, a BIG ASS SPIDER!, which happens to be an alien spider. Duh. 

Just...just take a look:

I'm giving this some obvious shit, but hey, they got it into SXSW, a feat that wasn't accomplished by veteran director Paul Schrader with his Lindsay Lohan starrer THE CANYONS.  Think about that for a minute.  The guy who wrote TAXI DRIVER and RAGING BULL couldn't get his movie played, but a BIG ASS SPIDER! could.  So, yeah, the movie looks awful.  Can't wait to see it, though.

Here's the synopsis:

A giant alien spider escapes from a military lab and rampage the city of Los Angeles. When a massive military strike fails, it is up to a team of scientists and one clever exterminator to kill the creature before the city is destroyed.

BIG ASS SPIDER! is threatening a release on March 8, 2013, but expect a quick turnaround on video.

Extra Tidbit: Greg Grunberg does a lot of voice work for video games and cartoons, from Halo and Gears of War to Ultimate Spider-Man (as Uncle Ben).
Source: IMDB

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1:44PM on 02/08/2013
That looks really stupid.
That looks really stupid.
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2:34PM on 02/08/2013
Why would you get negatives on this post? LOL
Why would you get negatives on this post? LOL
2:22PM on 02/08/2013

"hide yo kids, hide yo wife..."

Really? They quoted that in the movie?
I 'm guessing keyboard cat will also make an appearance.
Really? They quoted that in the movie?
I 'm guessing keyboard cat will also make an appearance.
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2:39PM on 02/08/2013

Looks awesome and it has the fat dude from Heroes...

Looks awesome and it has the fat dude from Heroes, coming from another fat dude, it gives me hope! Anyways that looks like a great fun b-movie, I cant wait to watch it at home with some friends and some beer, should be fun!
Looks awesome and it has the fat dude from Heroes, coming from another fat dude, it gives me hope! Anyways that looks like a great fun b-movie, I cant wait to watch it at home with some friends and some beer, should be fun!
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3:01PM on 02/08/2013
Don't worry director of Big Ass Spider, I have no intention of downloading this turd for free, free's even too expensive for this. This is destined for Syfy, not theaters.
Don't worry director of Big Ass Spider, I have no intention of downloading this turd for free, free's even too expensive for this. This is destined for Syfy, not theaters.
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7:42PM on 02/08/2013

HUH?

I thought this was syfy movie LMFO. could of fooled me I am looking forward to it for it's fun and cheese factor.
I thought this was syfy movie LMFO. could of fooled me I am looking forward to it for it's fun and cheese factor.
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8:53PM on 02/08/2013

POS

I feel sorry for the person that put up money in this p.o.s.
I feel sorry for the person that put up money in this p.o.s.
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10:22PM on 02/08/2013
This makes me miss things like Arachnophobia. Arachnophobia was funny, scary, well-acted and had convincing spider effects.
This makes me miss things like Arachnophobia. Arachnophobia was funny, scary, well-acted and had convincing spider effects.
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11:05AM on 02/09/2013

WOW!

First, I don't take kindly to death threats for downloading this sub-par work.

This movie deserves, nay demands, the Rifftrax treatment.

At least the title is direct.
First, I don't take kindly to death threats for downloading this sub-par work.

This movie deserves, nay demands, the Rifftrax treatment.

At least the title is direct.
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1:24PM on 02/11/2013

Looks fun!

I haven't been this excited to see massive arachnids since Eight-Legged Freaks!
I haven't been this excited to see massive arachnids since Eight-Legged Freaks!
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