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Transporter 3 teaser

Jun. 10, 2008by: James Thoo
At JoBlo.com Video today we have the French teaser for THE TRANSPORTER 3, which you can check out BELOW. The film is directed by up-and-comer Oliver Megaton from a script by Luc Besson and Robert Mark Kamen, who wrote the first two movies.


Is it me or does this kind of look like THE TRANSPORTER meets CRANK? Not that it matters. The plot of a TRANSPORTER movie is like the Cleveland Cavaliers that aren't LeBron James. I think I speak for us all when I say that we're here for the action and depending on sexual orientation, either the hot chicks, or Statham's rippling biceps and sexy rough and tumble attitude.

Also, for those of you paying attention, the song in the teaser was in another Statham movie. You know which?
Extra Tidbit: I absolutely love Robert Knepper, but I swear that guy is so creepy he would make the prisoner that flings his semen at Jodie Foster in SILENCE OF THE LAMBS uncomfortable.
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4:23AM on 06/11/2008
I keep thinking Megatron is making this movie, hahaha. "Autobot weaklings!"

Anyway... Yeah, Statham might be stuck making these movies, but he's pulling in a regular paycheck. He's got more on-screen charisma than a lot of so-called "stars" currently doing the rounds.

Robert Knepper has actually played quite a few normal characters besides Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell. (And, no, "Multiple" Miggs is creepier. But "Not anymore.")
I keep thinking Megatron is making this movie, hahaha. "Autobot weaklings!"

Anyway... Yeah, Statham might be stuck making these movies, but he's pulling in a regular paycheck. He's got more on-screen charisma than a lot of so-called "stars" currently doing the rounds.

Robert Knepper has actually played quite a few normal characters besides Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell. (And, no, "Multiple" Miggs is creepier. But "Not anymore.")
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1:11AM on 06/11/2008
Jason Statham + T-Bag = I'm there.
Jason Statham + T-Bag = I'm there.
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10:43PM on 06/10/2008

Nice

Yeah I'll be looking forward to this movie. Hopefully it's better than the second one. And the song is I Wanna Be Your Dog by The Stooges from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.
Yeah I'll be looking forward to this movie. Hopefully it's better than the second one. And the song is I Wanna Be Your Dog by The Stooges from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.
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9:56PM on 06/10/2008

I will...

Be seeing this, Teabag is in it so im there.. love that guy in prison break.
Be seeing this, Teabag is in it so im there.. love that guy in prison break.
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9:23PM on 06/10/2008
oh hell yes i'm s f***ing there
oh hell yes i'm s f***ing there
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6:01PM on 06/10/2008

I Was really unsure about this one...

... it looks like Stratum has reached that point in his action career where he is stuck making sequels. But DAMN, dare I say that this looks better than the first two?

This looks like great fun, color me suprised!
... it looks like Stratum has reached that point in his action career where he is stuck making sequels. But DAMN, dare I say that this looks better than the first two?

This looks like great fun, color me suprised!
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2:12PM on 06/10/2008
I thought the first one was boring and the second was a lot of fun.
I thought the first one was boring and the second was a lot of fun.
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1:47PM on 06/10/2008
Looking good! In my book, Statham + martial arts + shit blowing up = a damn good time!
Looking good! In my book, Statham + martial arts + shit blowing up = a damn good time!
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12:01PM on 06/10/2008

EASY

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels....

One of my favorite films
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels....

One of my favorite films
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10:32AM on 06/10/2008
The Transporter movies are severe guilty pleasure flicks for me (also Crank and Shoot Em Up).
I will be seeing this film :)
The Transporter movies are severe guilty pleasure flicks for me (also Crank and Shoot Em Up).
I will be seeing this film :)
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9:50AM on 06/10/2008
While I wasn't feeling the second installment in the franchise, I have to say, throwing Knepper into the mix, along with what looks like a new gritty feel that surpasses the other two (like you said, Transporter meets Crank), piques my interest that much more. But I'll reserve judgment for now.
While I wasn't feeling the second installment in the franchise, I have to say, throwing Knepper into the mix, along with what looks like a new gritty feel that surpasses the other two (like you said, Transporter meets Crank), piques my interest that much more. But I'll reserve judgment for now.
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9:45AM on 06/10/2008
I'm surprised that they are releasing the trailer so soon since Statham said in a recent interview that it wasn't happening yet. However I cant wait for the movie.
I'm surprised that they are releasing the trailer so soon since Statham said in a recent interview that it wasn't happening yet. However I cant wait for the movie.
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