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Twilight: Breaking Dawn is already selling out theaters

Nov. 14, 2011by:

Those IMMORTALS might have had a great opening weekend, but they're about to be knocked down by an unstoppable force. A sparkly force.

In case you were unaware of what an inexplicable phenomenon the TWILIGHT series is, Fandango is reporting that THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN (PART 1) has already sold out more than 2,500 showtimes for its opening night this Thursday at midnight.

That's across the country, in every state, and theaters are bringing as many new showtimes on board as possible to meet demand. Just today BREAKING DAWN represents 93% of the company's total ticket sales. 

That's a whole lot of weepy girls with self-esteem issues.

They're having the red carpet premiere for THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN (PART 1) tonight in LA at 5:00PT, and you can follow along if you're into that kind of thing over at Yahoo.

Source: Fandango

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4:36PM on 11/14/2011

Twilight: Breaking Dawn...in 10 Seconds

JACOB: I still wanna bang your girlfriend.

EDWARD: Well, we're married now.

JACOB: Oh, my bad. I wanna bang your WIFE.

EDWARD: Well since my demon spawn is killing her from the inside, I guess you can have your way with her.

JACOB: Really? ...Well, I don't want your sloppy seconds. Let's just let this thing eat its way out of her & then I'll settle to bang whatever comes out.

EDWARD: Deal!
JACOB: I still wanna bang your girlfriend.

EDWARD: Well, we're married now.

JACOB: Oh, my bad. I wanna bang your WIFE.

EDWARD: Well since my demon spawn is killing her from the inside, I guess you can have your way with her.

JACOB: Really? ...Well, I don't want your sloppy seconds. Let's just let this thing eat its way out of her & then I'll settle to bang whatever comes out.

EDWARD: Deal!
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1:03AM on 11/15/2011
Didn't you already use this as a joke?
Didn't you already use this as a joke?
1:36PM on 11/15/2011
Yeah. I did. poking fun @ Twilight NEVER gets old. We're all glad you remembered. :)
Yeah. I did. poking fun @ Twilight NEVER gets old. We're all glad you remembered. :)
4:22PM on 11/14/2011

This will probably break records, but...

...hopefully The Dark Knight Rises kicks this behemoth's ass. I don't have anything against the series if it was done well, but I could barely suffer through the first film, and this new one already has three negative reviews on Rotten Tomatoes - and at least one of them was written by someone who liked the books.

Not sure why it's so hard for them to make a quality motion picture out of this series, except for the fact that they're working from a terribly-written source. The reason Harry
...hopefully The Dark Knight Rises kicks this behemoth's ass. I don't have anything against the series if it was done well, but I could barely suffer through the first film, and this new one already has three negative reviews on Rotten Tomatoes - and at least one of them was written by someone who liked the books.

Not sure why it's so hard for them to make a quality motion picture out of this series, except for the fact that they're working from a terribly-written source. The reason Harry Potter didn't suck was because the books were actually, y'know, good?
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4:24PM on 11/14/2011
...and already getting horrendous reviews.
...and already getting horrendous reviews.
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10:47PM on 11/14/2011

Everything has a silver lining...

At least I know that when I check out "Immortals" or "Harold and Kumar" this weekend, it won't be filled with noisy tween gals.
At least I know that when I check out "Immortals" or "Harold and Kumar" this weekend, it won't be filled with noisy tween gals.
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4:07AM on 11/15/2011
totally agree.
totally agree.
6:48PM on 11/14/2011
fuck twilight
fuck twilight
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4:06AM on 11/15/2011
wow i guess alot of people really want to see a C-section by teeth on the big screen.or maybe they'll leave that till the 2nd part and just leave off with her screaming in skelital agony.
wow i guess alot of people really want to see a C-section by teeth on the big screen.or maybe they'll leave that till the 2nd part and just leave off with her screaming in skelital agony.
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12:09PM on 11/15/2011

fucking pathetic......

This is the evolution of our society.....shitty movies doing well, shitty TV getting high ratings, shitty music flooding the airwaves, shitty videos on youtube being the most popular.

Are people really that fucking stupid? yes.....
This is the evolution of our society.....shitty movies doing well, shitty TV getting high ratings, shitty music flooding the airwaves, shitty videos on youtube being the most popular.

Are people really that fucking stupid? yes.....
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8:52PM on 11/15/2011
Yeah, I'm somewhat excited for this. I'll probably see it in a week or two. Haters are gonna keep hating. Any Twilight movie is going to make more money than the bible. The world keeps on spinning.
Yeah, I'm somewhat excited for this. I'll probably see it in a week or two. Haters are gonna keep hating. Any Twilight movie is going to make more money than the bible. The world keeps on spinning.
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7:11AM on 11/15/2011

I didnt' even realize these were still being made...

I just assumed this shit had been churned out X4 and this wasn't going to take up valuable screen time. Oh well.
I just assumed this shit had been churned out X4 and this wasn't going to take up valuable screen time. Oh well.
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8:43PM on 11/14/2011
Honestly, after the first 3 films is anybody surprised by this (that the film will make a lot of money and still suck). Even fans of the series I know siad there wasn't much need to split the final book in 2 like Harry Potter, except for more $$$.
Honestly, after the first 3 films is anybody surprised by this (that the film will make a lot of money and still suck). Even fans of the series I know siad there wasn't much need to split the final book in 2 like Harry Potter, except for more $$$.
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9:35AM on 11/15/2011

Already got my tickets

along with a hot date. Yeah, I'm a fan of the series so I'm pretty excited for this. There's always two opinions. So bring on the thumbs down so you can fit in the only group of friends you've ever known.
along with a hot date. Yeah, I'm a fan of the series so I'm pretty excited for this. There's always two opinions. So bring on the thumbs down so you can fit in the only group of friends you've ever known.
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12:15PM on 11/15/2011
pathetic......emo?
pathetic......emo?
4:23PM on 11/15/2011
ur hot date is probably a dude
ur hot date is probably a dude
5:50PM on 11/15/2011
Trollin', trollin', trollin'
keep these fuckers trollin'!
Trollin', trollin', trollin'
keep these fuckers trollin'!
7:14PM on 11/15/2011
Well, people are entitled to each of his or her own opinion so I'm not thumbing you down.
Well, people are entitled to each of his or her own opinion so I'm not thumbing you down.
1:04AM on 11/15/2011
Glad to see this. Thumb me down all you want. I don't give a shit.
Glad to see this. Thumb me down all you want. I don't give a shit.
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12:11PM on 11/15/2011
Why are you apart of this site??? I think you'd be better off at yahoo movies, because everyone there likes shit. You have Green Lantern as an avatar, and are supporting Twilight, you FAIL.
Why are you apart of this site??? I think you'd be better off at yahoo movies, because everyone there likes shit. You have Green Lantern as an avatar, and are supporting Twilight, you FAIL.
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