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04.27.2009

I didn't want to be the one to write this story because then I become that guy who can't just let TWILIGHT be, no, no, he has to keep taking shots at it. But lo and behold my shift has come around and of course I'm the one that is left with it. So HERE are some of the mistakes present in that movie. And to show you that I am not an asshole, I will supplement this article by mentioning that I don't think TWILIGHT is the worse thing ever. For example when you're laying on the couch and you yawn and someone farts directly into your mouth? TWILIGHT is definitely better than that. Also, getting your dick stuck in your zipper. Or finding out that your girlfriend used to be a dude. See? I'm fair.

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Extra Tidbit: I have absolutely nothing to add to this. So if you're in Vegas, hit the Hawks/Heat under tonight!
Source: MovieMistakes

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10:56AM on 04/28/2009
LMAO!I agree 100% with Maudibe!
LMAO!I agree 100% with Maudibe!
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6:27AM on 04/28/2009
This whole movie was a fuckin' mistake.
This whole movie was a fuckin' mistake.
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2:07AM on 04/28/2009

There are definitely worse things than Twilight

But I still hated it. heh


But I still hated it. heh


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12:27AM on 04/28/2009
I remember seeing that the first and last horrific time I watched Twilight. I'm waiting for someone to make some obvious pun about how Twilight itself was a mistake.... it was.
I remember seeing that the first and last horrific time I watched Twilight. I'm waiting for someone to make some obvious pun about how Twilight itself was a mistake.... it was.
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4:51PM on 04/27/2009
With digital technology these days, there should never be a camera reflection or a microphone in the frame... never, I say!
With digital technology these days, there should never be a camera reflection or a microphone in the frame... never, I say!
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3:42PM on 04/27/2009

It letd me watch Sports and Play Video Games

My GF got into twilight recently and well I have to thank the series for distracting my GF so I can do what I Like to do uninterrupted
My GF got into twilight recently and well I have to thank the series for distracting my GF so I can do what I Like to do uninterrupted
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1:58PM on 04/27/2009
Also, I am still scared of Twilight fans.
Also, I am still scared of Twilight fans.
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1:57PM on 04/27/2009
somebody infecting you with the HIV virus, that's worse than twilight.
catching the swine flu, also worse than twilight.
having a railroad spike driven through your nut sack, that too is worse than twilight.

somebody infecting you with the HIV virus, that's worse than twilight.
catching the swine flu, also worse than twilight.
having a railroad spike driven through your nut sack, that too is worse than twilight.

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1:56PM on 04/27/2009
It's definitely better than the smell of the insides of a prosthetic leg. Well... maybe.
It's definitely better than the smell of the insides of a prosthetic leg. Well... maybe.
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