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Twilight violence

Apr. 9, 2009by: James Thoo

So if like me, you didn't know, apparently there is a war brewing between people who are in love with TWILIGHT and people who aren't. The first group are known as the "Twihards", while those on the other side of the battle are called "Antis". Apparently, the whole thing has escalated into mass violence, and thankfully the whole thing has been documented HERE.

I should point out that I have no idea if all of these stories are real or not because I just can't assume the mindset of a super geek. Does this shit actually happen? Can't we just get along? I mean, my God, isn't that what Edward Cullen would want??
Extra Tidbit: The TWILIGHT script was written in 6 weeks.
Source: Geekologie

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8:02PM on 04/10/2009
does everyone here know that when the vampires in twilight go into the sun, they dont burn up and die a violent death.....they sparkle. thats it. they fucking sparkle. i was so taken back when my little cousin told me that. they sparkle? THEY FUCKING SPARKLE?!?!?!?!
does everyone here know that when the vampires in twilight go into the sun, they dont burn up and die a violent death.....they sparkle. thats it. they fucking sparkle. i was so taken back when my little cousin told me that. they sparkle? THEY FUCKING SPARKLE?!?!?!?!
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3:51AM on 04/10/2009
that whole phenomenon is stupid. Vampires should be ripping out throats not dating.
that whole phenomenon is stupid. Vampires should be ripping out throats not dating.
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3:39AM on 04/10/2009
Wtf obnoxious are you actually comparing Twilight to Let the Right One in? LMAO Wow thats... wow I'm going to go burn my face with some acid that sounds like a delight... while reading New Moon... C'mon people where tha fuck can you get acid? lol
Wtf obnoxious are you actually comparing Twilight to Let the Right One in? LMAO Wow thats... wow I'm going to go burn my face with some acid that sounds like a delight... while reading New Moon... C'mon people where tha fuck can you get acid? lol
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9:04PM on 04/09/2009

FINALLY!

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS TO COME FROM THE TWILIGHT SERIES YET!
THIS IS THE BEST NEWS TO COME FROM THE TWILIGHT SERIES YET!
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8:26PM on 04/09/2009
TWIHARD WITH A VENGENCE starring Samuel L Jackson
TWIHARD WITH A VENGENCE starring Samuel L Jackson
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7:51PM on 04/09/2009

Let the Right One In was WAY much better

I read a couple of stories there, all that violence for a stupid piece of shit movie? I don't get it. One of the stories was about some dude who had his face burned with acid 'cause some cunt was reading new moon! nutz.
I read a couple of stories there, all that violence for a stupid piece of shit movie? I don't get it. One of the stories was about some dude who had his face burned with acid 'cause some cunt was reading new moon! nutz.
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6:46PM on 04/09/2009

I thought these were childrens books

I can't believe people are down to violence on this.
Second rate literature and a half decent movie (at best) and they have names for their factions. Twihards!!!
LMFAO
Why not go fight for a cause, like the fact that your daddies are out of a job, or that there are real injustices being committed around the globe. In the mean time let people have their opinions be it for or against the books.

Twihards! HA!

Twiharder.
I can't believe people are down to violence on this.
Second rate literature and a half decent movie (at best) and they have names for their factions. Twihards!!!
LMFAO
Why not go fight for a cause, like the fact that your daddies are out of a job, or that there are real injustices being committed around the globe. In the mean time let people have their opinions be it for or against the books.

Twihards! HA!

Twiharder.
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6:42PM on 04/09/2009
That's a hoax site made for humor.

Twilight is bottom of the barrel schlock with no artistry and people who like it are morons, but just the same, that site is fake.
That's a hoax site made for humor.

Twilight is bottom of the barrel schlock with no artistry and people who like it are morons, but just the same, that site is fake.
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5:17PM on 04/09/2009

Twilight makes Harry Potter look like Pulp Fiction...


I love me some vampires(obviously), but this movie AND the books are a terrible waste of time.

I've been into vamps since I'm six years old, but these assholes take the cake for lamess bloodsuckers on the planet. They make Ann Rice's homo-erotic night stalkers look like Rambo. Plus these books are written like a third rate R.L. Stein novel.

Teenagers Unite! Finaly you've got something to make your Mommys and Daddys notice you, Hooray!

Tweens will always get behind lame shit they dont

I love me some vampires(obviously), but this movie AND the books are a terrible waste of time.

I've been into vamps since I'm six years old, but these assholes take the cake for lamess bloodsuckers on the planet. They make Ann Rice's homo-erotic night stalkers look like Rambo. Plus these books are written like a third rate R.L. Stein novel.

Teenagers Unite! Finaly you've got something to make your Mommys and Daddys notice you, Hooray!

Tweens will always get behind lame shit they dont understand is lame, because they actually think High School problems are real. What else do they know?

Let them get out into the real world a little while, make some REAL bad decisions, have a few abortions, then see what they think when some bitch questions Edwards sexuality. Hah!

Twilight sucks. Vampires are cool. Teenagers are stupid. Get the fuck over it!
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4:19PM on 04/09/2009

I actually like Twilight

I love how this is the first time a Joblo article on Twilight is not prefaced by the fact that the writer thinks that "Twilight" sucks.

It's kind of sad how everyone hates on this. People like it rabidly. Big deal. People like Spider-Man, Star Wars, and all of these with the same rabid fervor, but because now it's mostly teenage girls liking it instead of the usual horny teenage boys, you get comments from people saying that Twilight fans derserve being beaten up. It's like we're back in a
I love how this is the first time a Joblo article on Twilight is not prefaced by the fact that the writer thinks that "Twilight" sucks.

It's kind of sad how everyone hates on this. People like it rabidly. Big deal. People like Spider-Man, Star Wars, and all of these with the same rabid fervor, but because now it's mostly teenage girls liking it instead of the usual horny teenage boys, you get comments from people saying that Twilight fans derserve being beaten up. It's like we're back in a grade school playground and boys want to show to others that they think what girls like is lame. Come on.

Maybe people wouldn't need to defend twilight so much if people weren't harping on them all the time. And seriously, lame movies get made all the time, and people who like them don't get shit on for liking them.
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4:02PM on 04/09/2009
I aint buyin' it. It's just too convenient that there is seldom actual proof of said assaults. I'm sure there are some actual incidents that have taken place but the two that I read (the "felony" ones) were a little too ... fishy. They sounded a little scripted to me. Kinda like teenagers looking for attention. "I have no proof, but it really did happen. Honest!" I'm sorry, but I have a hard time believing anyone, even a lonely and obsessed teenager, would assault someone to the degree that
I aint buyin' it. It's just too convenient that there is seldom actual proof of said assaults. I'm sure there are some actual incidents that have taken place but the two that I read (the "felony" ones) were a little too ... fishy. They sounded a little scripted to me. Kinda like teenagers looking for attention. "I have no proof, but it really did happen. Honest!" I'm sorry, but I have a hard time believing anyone, even a lonely and obsessed teenager, would assault someone to the degree that these stories claim over a book. And a mediocre book at that. Unless I see some visual evidence, I'm just not gonna buy it.
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3:41PM on 04/09/2009
As much is I hate "Twilight", the Antis are just as bad as the Twihards. What's the good in beating up a bunch of tween girls lol?
As much is I hate "Twilight", the Antis are just as bad as the Twihards. What's the good in beating up a bunch of tween girls lol?
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3:27PM on 04/09/2009
Twilight fans get what they deserve.
Check out this review of a guy bashing the movie.
funny as hell.
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Twilight fans get what they deserve.
Check out this review of a guy bashing the movie.
funny as hell.
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3:12PM on 04/09/2009
This whole thing is really fucking stupid. All based on a stupid book with a stupidly obsessed fan base.

The only way I'd like to see this end is if Stephenie Meyer commands every Twilight fan to drink the Kool-Aid.
This whole thing is really fucking stupid. All based on a stupid book with a stupidly obsessed fan base.

The only way I'd like to see this end is if Stephenie Meyer commands every Twilight fan to drink the Kool-Aid.
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