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Two new international posters appear for The Raven and The Cold Light Of Day

04.17.2012

First off, here's a poster for serial-killer-thriller THE RAVEN that showcases John Cusack... thinking? Oh, but I'm sure that since this is the story of Edgar Allen f***ing Poe helping to track down a murder inspired by his stories he's thinking about something suitably grisly and serious.  I mean, look at him.  He must have just realized a vital new clue in the case, something essential such as: "You know, I could really go for a glass of Amontillado right now.  Oh, and did I leave the lamp burning in my bedroom? For the very life of me, I cannot recall.  Damn." 

THE RAVEN releases April 27th.

The Raven international poster

Meanwhile, I'm pretty sure that there is either an entire team of people somewhere tasked with marketing THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY as per usual, or else there's just one troll in charge of it all.  Now if we go with the "team" theory, it looks suspiciously like the members said team are actively competing for who can make the most direct to DVD-like piece of advertisement, despite the fact the movie stars Bruce Willis, Sigourney Weaver, and the future MAN OF STEEL himself all running around doing spy shit in Spain.

If such a competition is going on I vote that the poster below wins, as it not only carries the poor Photoshop pattern we've seen in the past to new heights but also manages to combine the taglines from these two posters into one new, extra awkwardly-phrased idea.

The Cold Light of Day poster for the Netherlands

THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY releases September 7th.

Extra Tidbit: I'll see THE RAVEN on the merit of Cusack and Brendan Gleeson alone. I can't help but love those guys, no matter how bad this movie has come to look.
Source: IMP Awards

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12:58AM on 04/18/2012

My review on Cold Light of Day

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2:03PM on 04/17/2012
So Bruce Willis plays Henry Cavill's siamese twin father?
So Bruce Willis plays Henry Cavill's siamese twin father?
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10:17AM on 04/17/2012
The Raven was pretty bad. It was quite run-of-the-mill and wasted a lot of unique opportunities to spin a compelling mystery. Also, Cusack was completely wrong for the part. It reminded of Nicolas Cage, to be honest.
The Raven was pretty bad. It was quite run-of-the-mill and wasted a lot of unique opportunities to spin a compelling mystery. Also, Cusack was completely wrong for the part. It reminded of Nicolas Cage, to be honest.
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4:49PM on 04/17/2012
Disagree on the specifics (I actually liked Cusack as Poe) but agree generally. It's crap.
Disagree on the specifics (I actually liked Cusack as Poe) but agree generally. It's crap.
10:16AM on 04/17/2012
Crazy I'm in Thailand right now and today I went to a movie theater in Phucket and saw The Cold Light of Day, had never heard of it when i saw the poster so i went in with an open mind. Fuckin sucked, Spoilers**** Willis dies right away and the acting from everyone involved was painful, this is on par with the movie Willis did with Hale Berry as few years ago, blahhhh avoid, makes sense why its getting dumped in September. PS, anyone looking forward to the new superman movie should be
Crazy I'm in Thailand right now and today I went to a movie theater in Phucket and saw The Cold Light of Day, had never heard of it when i saw the poster so i went in with an open mind. Fuckin sucked, Spoilers**** Willis dies right away and the acting from everyone involved was painful, this is on par with the movie Willis did with Hale Berry as few years ago, blahhhh avoid, makes sense why its getting dumped in September. PS, anyone looking forward to the new superman movie should be officially worried.
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8:50AM on 04/17/2012
"Time is running out. Instinct is his greatest weapon"? These two taglines should be use in different poster. One tagline for one poster. Putting two taglines in one poster, they sound contradicting each other.
"Time is running out. Instinct is his greatest weapon"? These two taglines should be use in different poster. One tagline for one poster. Putting two taglines in one poster, they sound contradicting each other.
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