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07.14.2010

Julia Roberts vs. Eric Roberts?

This latest and kinda hilarious trailer for THE EXPENDABLES would, of course, not be coming from its own studio Lionsgate, who so far have put out some kind of underwhelming materials for this film. But Garrison Dean and The Monocular Group know better, and here they've cut together a winkingly misogynistic trailer that, well, is issuing a challenge to all y'all in the audience with a nut sack. Are you game?

THE EXPENDABLES slathers you with oily testosterone on August 13th.

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7:01AM on 07/14/2010

Loved it

If Lionsgate had the balls to put this thing in cinemas, it would definitely be number 1. "Not on your torrents, in a fucking theater" made me want to applaud XD
If Lionsgate had the balls to put this thing in cinemas, it would definitely be number 1. "Not on your torrents, in a fucking theater" made me want to applaud XD
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7:59AM on 07/14/2010
yeah, most definitely, after watching this trailer, and reading that phrase, i will see it in the movies for sure :D
yeah, most definitely, after watching this trailer, and reading that phrase, i will see it in the movies for sure :D
9:45AM on 07/14/2010
that was super awesome. ill probally see this movie now. not on torrents, but in a fucking theater. where violence belongs.
that was super awesome. ill probally see this movie now. not on torrents, but in a fucking theater. where violence belongs.
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2:58PM on 07/14/2010
Consider me owned. I had, have, and will have every desire to see this on release day.
Consider me owned. I had, have, and will have every desire to see this on release day.
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1:02PM on 07/14/2010
Hey, I'm a woman and I'd much rather see this than any romantic comedy.
Hey, I'm a woman and I'd much rather see this than any romantic comedy.
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5:50PM on 07/14/2010
You're a really cool woman then.
You're a really cool woman then.
9:49PM on 07/14/2010
Well, you're the best. Also, love your avatar.
Well, you're the best. Also, love your avatar.
7:02AM on 07/14/2010

:-o

This is the best trailer yet!!! It's awesomeness nearly brought me to tears. I think it featuring my favorite Andrew W.K. song may have something to do with it...
This is the best trailer yet!!! It's awesomeness nearly brought me to tears. I think it featuring my favorite Andrew W.K. song may have something to do with it...
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6:37AM on 07/14/2010
I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! I agree... This movie takes spot number one or surrender your balls!!
I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! I agree... This movie takes spot number one or surrender your balls!!
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5:54PM on 07/14/2010

Where violence belongs

Probably the greatest trailer I've ever seen, no matter how authentic. I actually applauded when it said, "IN A FUCKING THEATER". Cannot wait. I'll be there at midnight.
Probably the greatest trailer I've ever seen, no matter how authentic. I actually applauded when it said, "IN A FUCKING THEATER". Cannot wait. I'll be there at midnight.
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10:43AM on 07/14/2010
Pretty cool trailer and I'll be seeing it in theaters to do my part to make it have a number one opening.
Pretty cool trailer and I'll be seeing it in theaters to do my part to make it have a number one opening.
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4:57AM on 07/14/2010

Should be the official trailer

More like this, Lionsgate!!
More like this, Lionsgate!!
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9:48PM on 07/14/2010
I absolutely love this trailer. Maybe that makes me sexist, I don't care.

Also, what's the song in that trailer? I want it now.
I absolutely love this trailer. Maybe that makes me sexist, I don't care.

Also, what's the song in that trailer? I want it now.
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2:52PM on 07/14/2010
I will see this movie in theaters and pay the ticket price.

You all will too.
I will see this movie in theaters and pay the ticket price.

You all will too.
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1:08PM on 07/14/2010

Yes, I will be there day 1

I really want this movie to do well. Sly needs to know that there are people out there that want GOOD old fashioned action movies, not the shit they've been giving us the last 10 years.
I really want this movie to do well. Sly needs to know that there are people out there that want GOOD old fashioned action movies, not the shit they've been giving us the last 10 years.
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10:13AM on 07/14/2010

Wrinklely goodness

I don't know about the rest of you folks but after seeing the trailer I've suddenly have the urge to hug my grandpa.
I don't know about the rest of you folks but after seeing the trailer I've suddenly have the urge to hug my grandpa.
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5:53PM on 07/14/2010

Where violence belongs

Probably the greatest trailer I've ever seen, no matter how authentic. I actually applauded when it said, "IN A FUCKING THEATER". Cannot wait. I'll be there at midnight.
Probably the greatest trailer I've ever seen, no matter how authentic. I actually applauded when it said, "IN A FUCKING THEATER". Cannot wait. I'll be there at midnight.
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4:23PM on 07/14/2010
Whoooo yeah! Wow, that was hilarious. So, I guess the weekend will go something like this: husband and wife will come to theater and split off. Husband will go see The Expendables, wife will go see that Julia Roberts yarn. But, I have no doubt Expendables will take the cake.
Whoooo yeah! Wow, that was hilarious. So, I guess the weekend will go something like this: husband and wife will come to theater and split off. Husband will go see The Expendables, wife will go see that Julia Roberts yarn. But, I have no doubt Expendables will take the cake.
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3:08PM on 07/14/2010

Power to Da Man!

4 weeks till testosterone takes back the planet!!!! Hallejah, holy shit!!! Where's the Tylenol? Ah fuck it, I'm a man! Bring the pain, wooooooo!!!!
4 weeks till testosterone takes back the planet!!!! Hallejah, holy shit!!! Where's the Tylenol? Ah fuck it, I'm a man! Bring the pain, wooooooo!!!!
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1:06PM on 07/14/2010

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

That was some of the funniest shit I have seen in a long time. If the movie is half as good as this unofficial trailer, I'm hooked and the wife is there with me. She can't stand Sex in the City either.
That was some of the funniest shit I have seen in a long time. If the movie is half as good as this unofficial trailer, I'm hooked and the wife is there with me. She can't stand Sex in the City either.
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9:10AM on 07/14/2010

Awesome

I was aware of the movie coming out but was 50/50 whether to see it in the cinema that unofficial trailer just booked my ticket.

PS is that Andrew WK with the soundtrack
I was aware of the movie coming out but was 50/50 whether to see it in the cinema that unofficial trailer just booked my ticket.

PS is that Andrew WK with the soundtrack
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8:00AM on 07/14/2010

SUPER B

BEST TRAILER I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME!!
BEST TRAILER I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME!!
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11:48AM on 07/14/2010

"..AWESOME.."

I BE THERE FOR THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I BE THERE FOR THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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6:32AM on 07/14/2010

WOW

that trailer was F AWESOME :)
i especially liked the intro :P

ill certainly be seeing this in the theatre, and with my girl by my side, since i go to see some movies she likes, its payback time :D :D :D MOAHAHAHAHAHA

im just kidding :P
my old lady is awesome when it comes to this things ;)

ROCK ON EXPENDABLES
that trailer was F AWESOME :)
i especially liked the intro :P

ill certainly be seeing this in the theatre, and with my girl by my side, since i go to see some movies she likes, its payback time :D :D :D MOAHAHAHAHAHA

im just kidding :P
my old lady is awesome when it comes to this things ;)

ROCK ON EXPENDABLES
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6:27AM on 07/15/2010
Absolutely awesome. I was iffy on this. The names are what was positive. After this trailer. Its got my 24 bucks. 12 for me, 12 for the gf who has to go with me. One "reality check" trailer is worth millions in marketing. fantastic.
Absolutely awesome. I was iffy on this. The names are what was positive. After this trailer. Its got my 24 bucks. 12 for me, 12 for the gf who has to go with me. One "reality check" trailer is worth millions in marketing. fantastic.
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11:57PM on 07/14/2010
That was beyond genius! OMG! Awesome!
That was beyond genius! OMG! Awesome!
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7:04AM on 07/14/2010
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8:46AM on 07/14/2010
While the official trailers were pretty great (this one sucks) this movie still gonna be sooo bad.. oh man. just statham alone as "action hero"? hilarious.
While the official trailers were pretty great (this one sucks) this movie still gonna be sooo bad.. oh man. just statham alone as "action hero"? hilarious.
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1:23PM on 07/14/2010
Sounds like you're not the target audience.
Sounds like you're not the target audience.
5:54PM on 07/14/2010
Watch the Crank movies and call me in the morning.
Watch the Crank movies and call me in the morning.
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