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UPDATE! Tasteless trailer for Uwe Boll's Auschwitz is online and ready to offend!

09.09.2010

Update: We're on Uwe's radar apparently! From the director's Facebook page: "its time for all the joblos, twitch, dreadcentral , aicn ...etc.. to GROW up and recognize that they have no clue what they are talking about when they talk about me because they didnt paid attention to my movies ..they just enjoy bashing me.... they pay attention to laughable , unknowledged , unpolitical directors and hype them up"

Full disclosure: I've never seen an Uwe Boll film. Really, after all the things you read about the guy, one isn't really compelled to seek out his work (at least for me). But that's not to say I never will. I think you need the occasional piece of utter shit to kind of refine your movie knowledge or to become a more savvy film-watcher.

That said, I doubt AUSCHWITZ will be the film that gets that ball rolling for me. Here's what Boll had to say about the film at one point earlier this year (via Twitch):

"It's in the tradition of my movies Stoic, Darfur, Rampage, Tunnelrats, Heart of America... it shows Auschwitz as this what it was: a meatplant for humans... a death factory."

Little else is out there regarding AUSCHWITZ. Trailer's below and it's kind of NSFW.

Extra Tidbit: Seriously, WTF?
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10:26PM on 10/25/2010
So far, this has my interest. I want to see where he goes with this. I really liked Postal, so-so with the others. If you don't like his movies, then don't watch, nobody's forcing you. Stop being hypocrites, that's what I see a lot of.
So far, this has my interest. I want to see where he goes with this. I really liked Postal, so-so with the others. If you don't like his movies, then don't watch, nobody's forcing you. Stop being hypocrites, that's what I see a lot of.
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9:37PM on 09/13/2010
What did I just watch?!
What did I just watch?!
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10:36AM on 09/12/2010

omg

This is just awful, and really disrespectful towards ww2 survivors and their whole family.. I really can't describe what a sick disturbed man this Herr Boll is.
This is just awful, and really disrespectful towards ww2 survivors and their whole family.. I really can't describe what a sick disturbed man this Herr Boll is.
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5:32PM on 09/11/2010
Well this solidifies it Uwe Boll is going to hell
Well this solidifies it Uwe Boll is going to hell
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10:29AM on 09/11/2010

WTF...?!

Man, after seeing this trailer... I want to find this son of a bitch and hit him in the face with a sledgehammer.. I've had family fight in WW2, and also help tear down concentration camps, and to see this, it just brings back up what so many fought and died for to destroy. Fuck this dude... If I see him in public, I will personally go Capt.America on his Nazi film making ass...
Man, after seeing this trailer... I want to find this son of a bitch and hit him in the face with a sledgehammer.. I've had family fight in WW2, and also help tear down concentration camps, and to see this, it just brings back up what so many fought and died for to destroy. Fuck this dude... If I see him in public, I will personally go Capt.America on his Nazi film making ass...
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8:57PM on 09/10/2010

"Doucheknuckle!!!"

After 3 long months of trying to figure out a definition for my new word "Doucheknuckle", I have finally figured out that Mr. Boll is the true definition of the word. You sir should be sentenced too watch Maid in Manhattan and Gigli continuously until you rip your own eyes out of your head. You no talent cunt fart. "That is all, thank you."
After 3 long months of trying to figure out a definition for my new word "Doucheknuckle", I have finally figured out that Mr. Boll is the true definition of the word. You sir should be sentenced too watch Maid in Manhattan and Gigli continuously until you rip your own eyes out of your head. You no talent cunt fart. "That is all, thank you."
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2:08PM on 09/10/2010
Someone needs to shoot this guy out of a cannon and into the sun.
Someone needs to shoot this guy out of a cannon and into the sun.
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1:24PM on 09/10/2010

Update To The Update

Dear Boll,
I am sorry to inform you that I am awake, and I have grown up. Also, I have seen all but two of your films (excluding "Auschwitz" as I'm not sure if it's done yet or not), and can very safely and assuredly say, you lack talent.

Your scripts make little sense, with such huge plot holes whole galaxies could fit through them. All your dialogue is clunky and indecipherable.

The acting in all of your films are the worst of any given actor/ actress', I promise you that. They either
Dear Boll,
I am sorry to inform you that I am awake, and I have grown up. Also, I have seen all but two of your films (excluding "Auschwitz" as I'm not sure if it's done yet or not), and can very safely and assuredly say, you lack talent.

Your scripts make little sense, with such huge plot holes whole galaxies could fit through them. All your dialogue is clunky and indecipherable.

The acting in all of your films are the worst of any given actor/ actress', I promise you that. They either look bored or annoyed that you somehow tricked them into being in your film.

Your skills with a camera and in blocking scenes are even worse. In "Bloodrayne", why would you choose to have your two characters in a bar, whom are talking to each other, sit on the same side of the table? That forces one of their backs to be at the camera at all. That's just dumb. Within that same scene, why would you have the inside be as dark then the outside, despite the fact that there's meant to be additional lighting in the bar? (it might have been from the second "Bloodrayne", I don't quite recall). In terms of camera moves, the helicopter shot that opens "Tunnel Rats" is so jittery and bouncy that A) the camera was not mounted properly, B) the pilot sucked, or C) you filmed at the wrong rate (and since this is the only time it happens in the film, it was not for some effect). For argument's sake though, let's say it was either A or B, that still shows a lack of professionalism and a total lack of concern over the end product.

Then there's your overall personality and demeanor to the people that dislike your films. Instead of trying to deconstruct and explain why this or that was done in one of your films, you simply fly off the handle and in effect, if not exact wording, call anyone that didn't like your films stupid jerks that know absolute nothing about proper filmmaking. I am here to say, that this line of thinking and speaking down to the movie fan community in general, will just add fuel to our fires, because you do not defend yourself, and just lay blame on everyone else, making you look like a bitter child that doesn't know how to own up to the fact that you just broke your mom's favorite vase. With your harsh wording, you come off as a brute as well, as if you will bully (which you have proven you will do), why should be give you any leeway then?

You are a spoiled brat that plays around with a camera, but never bothered to learn how to properly use it, or what it's actually for. Then when you show your projects off, and people don't like it, instead of owning up, you blame the audience, as if they are the bad ones for not liking your awkward camera angles, poor lighting, bad acting, etc. So no Boll, you are the one that needs to grow up and take responsibility for your shitty films. The fact that you can't just proves our points even further. You are delusional, and we don't have to take it from you.

With the most disrespect I can muster,
Bobby aka Filmguy450

*Side note- The two films I haven't seen are "Darfur" and "Stoic". Within the range of seeing all of them, I am including sequels, even if you didn't direct them (ie- Alone In The Dark 2)
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1:25PM on 09/10/2010
Sorry if the rant makes a lot of the same points. I didn't expect it to be this long or anything, but man, it feels good to let it out!
Sorry if the rant makes a lot of the same points. I didn't expect it to be this long or anything, but man, it feels good to let it out!
10:37AM on 09/10/2010

Dear Mr. Boll

Dear Mr. Boll,

Unlike other people, I personally am not asking you to give up your hobby. I think it is important for people to do what makes them happy. If making films makes you happy - Then do it. However, and I'm sorry to be the billionth person to try and drill this point into your head, but it is the general consensus of everyone I have ever met, ever, that you are a terrible director. I have not met a person who enjoys any of your films. I am at a loss as to how you keep making
Dear Mr. Boll,

Unlike other people, I personally am not asking you to give up your hobby. I think it is important for people to do what makes them happy. If making films makes you happy - Then do it. However, and I'm sorry to be the billionth person to try and drill this point into your head, but it is the general consensus of everyone I have ever met, ever, that you are a terrible director. I have not met a person who enjoys any of your films. I am at a loss as to how you keep making movies. You are terrible at what you do. I have no problem with you doing films; I just have a problem with your films getting wide release in any cinema on the face of the earth. Constructively, your films, to date, have all been poorly directed, written and you really should not be making Hollywood films. You should me making low budget self funded films that never see the light of day.

Yours

Ryan Sweeney
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10:27AM on 09/10/2010
"they didn't paid attention.."
"they didn't paid attention.."
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6:02PM on 09/10/2010
im glad someone else caught that besides me what a jackass uwe that is.
im glad someone else caught that besides me what a jackass uwe that is.
8:18AM on 09/10/2010
I'd say the trailer isn't as bad as I expect it to be. Maybe this might turn out to be a better film from him. But with his filmography, I doubt that.
I'd say the trailer isn't as bad as I expect it to be. Maybe this might turn out to be a better film from him. But with his filmography, I doubt that.
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7:56AM on 09/10/2010

What a douche

Seriously Boll, the fact that you even have to respond to a websites' criticism is enough to show you how much of a hack you are. Michael Bay is a tard but you dont even see him bitching back at the audience lol what a loser
Seriously Boll, the fact that you even have to respond to a websites' criticism is enough to show you how much of a hack you are. Michael Bay is a tard but you dont even see him bitching back at the audience lol what a loser
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7:47AM on 09/10/2010

Douche-bag Boll!!

Uwe Boll is an untalented ignorant dick smoker! Please stop making horrendous films and go back to what you do best, which is sucking dick. You SUCK BOLL!!
Uwe Boll is an untalented ignorant dick smoker! Please stop making horrendous films and go back to what you do best, which is sucking dick. You SUCK BOLL!!
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7:10AM on 09/10/2010
Ladies n Gentlemen, I give you the number 1 hated man in the world. Hitler has been dropped to second place!
But seriously, The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas was a great film, and was pretty much all we needed on the atrocity of Auchwitz. This just looks awful!!!
Ladies n Gentlemen, I give you the number 1 hated man in the world. Hitler has been dropped to second place!
But seriously, The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas was a great film, and was pretty much all we needed on the atrocity of Auchwitz. This just looks awful!!!
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7:01AM on 09/10/2010
I think someone should challenge Uwe Boll to a boxing match. I nominate The Arrow.
I think someone should challenge Uwe Boll to a boxing match. I nominate The Arrow.
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6:55AM on 09/10/2010
It would be nice if he could find a 6 year old, pay him five bucks, and have the kid check his f-ing grammar! Seriously, if you can find money for your shitty ass movies, you should be able to afford to hire someone to make sure you dont sound like a jackass with your statements
It would be nice if he could find a 6 year old, pay him five bucks, and have the kid check his f-ing grammar! Seriously, if you can find money for your shitty ass movies, you should be able to afford to hire someone to make sure you dont sound like a jackass with your statements
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6:46AM on 09/10/2010
I was thinking the exact same thing, bodom_fan.
I was thinking the exact same thing, bodom_fan.
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8:23AM on 09/10/2010
Great minds...lol
Great minds...lol
6:30AM on 09/10/2010

It's a shame the ticker tape with the...

celeb/director's comments on the site is no longer up. Uwe Boll's comments would've made a great edition amongst the credible director's who like the site.
celeb/director's comments on the site is no longer up. Uwe Boll's comments would've made a great edition amongst the credible director's who like the site.
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6:50AM on 09/10/2010
Id like it if both tickers were up ther
Id like it if both tickers were up ther
4:18AM on 09/10/2010
double post.

also a good chance to bring down the 6% a little.
double post.

also a good chance to bring down the 6% a little.
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4:07AM on 09/10/2010
This story has a 6% approval rating, but it's also the #1 thread. And that's how Uwe Boll is able to continue making movies.
This story has a 6% approval rating, but it's also the #1 thread. And that's how Uwe Boll is able to continue making movies.
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3:47AM on 09/10/2010
sorry about the terrible grammar, ive been drinking
sorry about the terrible grammar, ive been drinking
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3:44AM on 09/10/2010
I've already put my 2 cents on the trailer before the update but that wass just too funny to read. I mean the trailer isnt terrible, it gets its point across and looks good for uwe boll film. That isnt saying much.

The dude has never learned from his past filmmaking mistakes so why should I give his newest film any sort of lenience? If he wants to challenge me to boxing match next im all for it
I've already put my 2 cents on the trailer before the update but that wass just too funny to read. I mean the trailer isnt terrible, it gets its point across and looks good for uwe boll film. That isnt saying much.

The dude has never learned from his past filmmaking mistakes so why should I give his newest film any sort of lenience? If he wants to challenge me to boxing match next im all for it
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2:46AM on 09/10/2010
I'm not going to say anything about Uwe Boll's directing. I'm just going to say that that trailer was horrendous, disturbing, and completely uncalled for. You don't need to show an infant being rolled into an oven to get your point across. Fuck this movie. No, scratch that, this isn't a movie. Fuck this abomination of cinema.
I'm not going to say anything about Uwe Boll's directing. I'm just going to say that that trailer was horrendous, disturbing, and completely uncalled for. You don't need to show an infant being rolled into an oven to get your point across. Fuck this movie. No, scratch that, this isn't a movie. Fuck this abomination of cinema.
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1:56AM on 09/10/2010
Uwe Boll is shit in a toilet bowl. Go back to film school and learn how to make decent movies asshole.
Uwe Boll is shit in a toilet bowl. Go back to film school and learn how to make decent movies asshole.
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1:48AM on 09/10/2010

Wake up, Uwe!

Googling for the most controversial topics, stories and places and turn them into movie with stupid scripts, unappealing acting, lousy dialogue and all around crappy direction doesn´t turn you into someone who´s "political", it makes you look like a self aware attention whore!
Googling for the most controversial topics, stories and places and turn them into movie with stupid scripts, unappealing acting, lousy dialogue and all around crappy direction doesn´t turn you into someone who´s "political", it makes you look like a self aware attention whore!
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1:31AM on 09/10/2010

Wow, real classy lol

POSTAL was probably the worst he's done. I've seen almost all his magnificent work. This looks to be no better than the rest.
POSTAL was probably the worst he's done. I've seen almost all his magnificent work. This looks to be no better than the rest.
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12:49AM on 09/10/2010

ozb

next year...tim burton's "Ed Wood 2: Uwe Boll" coming straight to DVD!!!
next year...tim burton's "Ed Wood 2: Uwe Boll" coming straight to DVD!!!
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12:48AM on 09/10/2010

ozb

so...the people in that room are watching one of his movies?
so...the people in that room are watching one of his movies?
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12:28AM on 09/10/2010
Dear Germans:
We really didn't care to see this kind of stuff when you did it the first time around. We still don't care to see it from you again now.
Sincerely,
The World
Dear Germans:
We really didn't care to see this kind of stuff when you did it the first time around. We still don't care to see it from you again now.
Sincerely,
The World
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12:20AM on 09/10/2010
WHY ARE WE YELLING!!!??? (Anchorman -Steve Carrel)
WHY ARE WE YELLING!!!??? (Anchorman -Steve Carrel)
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11:57PM on 09/09/2010

Update?

He makes horse shit like this movie and WE need to GROW UP?
He makes horse shit like this movie and WE need to GROW UP?
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11:41PM on 09/09/2010

.............WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM

I just watched my Vikings lose and I see this sorry shit. Who the fuck does Uwe Boll think he is that slimy fucking nazi bastard. GO FUCK YOURSELF UWE I FUCKING HOPE YOU DIE. FUCKING NAZI FUCK
I just watched my Vikings lose and I see this sorry shit. Who the fuck does Uwe Boll think he is that slimy fucking nazi bastard. GO FUCK YOURSELF UWE I FUCKING HOPE YOU DIE. FUCKING NAZI FUCK
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11:29PM on 09/09/2010
So when we talk about directors like Scorsese, PT Anderson, Tarantino, the Coen Bros, etc, we're really just hyping up unintelligent, uncouth schlubs? And he's a knowledgeable film-maker? Is that what he's saying? Go finish crying in your mom's basement like a little bitch, Boll.
So when we talk about directors like Scorsese, PT Anderson, Tarantino, the Coen Bros, etc, we're really just hyping up unintelligent, uncouth schlubs? And he's a knowledgeable film-maker? Is that what he's saying? Go finish crying in your mom's basement like a little bitch, Boll.
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11:16PM on 09/09/2010

Awesome, he read this!!

Oh, how satisfied I was to know that the douchebucket actually reads this site. That means there's a huge possibility that he read the post where I (and all of you kind folks) called him a f**knut, a sneaky lil' weasel, and a sack of sick sh!t. In case he didn't see it before, here's to hoping he sees it now. Go sit on barbwire, Uwe!
Oh, how satisfied I was to know that the douchebucket actually reads this site. That means there's a huge possibility that he read the post where I (and all of you kind folks) called him a f**knut, a sneaky lil' weasel, and a sack of sick sh!t. In case he didn't see it before, here's to hoping he sees it now. Go sit on barbwire, Uwe!
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10:53PM on 09/09/2010
Well someones gotta make a movie about this guy in general. I think this guys life would be a perfect plot think about it a epic battle with him and Micheal Bay, Attack on Joblo, Story of a guy who tried to make a good movie but failed so bad the only way to be reconized is making movies that so offensive and stupid to get noticed. I think im going to start writting the script right after I send submit on this.
Well someones gotta make a movie about this guy in general. I think this guys life would be a perfect plot think about it a epic battle with him and Micheal Bay, Attack on Joblo, Story of a guy who tried to make a good movie but failed so bad the only way to be reconized is making movies that so offensive and stupid to get noticed. I think im going to start writting the script right after I send submit on this.
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10:41PM on 09/09/2010
he can go fuck himself for that sick shit.
he can go fuck himself for that sick shit.
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10:38PM on 09/09/2010
Boll should direct the rumored Justin Bieber movie. If you are going to fail, fail epically!
Boll should direct the rumored Justin Bieber movie. If you are going to fail, fail epically!
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10:29PM on 09/09/2010

Great!

I enjoyed some of Uwe Boll movies thus far (c'mon guys, they're not all bad), and this look mighty interesting on an exploitation level.
WILL CHECK OUT!
I enjoyed some of Uwe Boll movies thus far (c'mon guys, they're not all bad), and this look mighty interesting on an exploitation level.
WILL CHECK OUT!
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10:19PM on 09/09/2010
YES! First ones mentioned! That being said, go suck a strudel Uwe!
YES! First ones mentioned! That being said, go suck a strudel Uwe!
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10:14PM on 09/09/2010
I'm sorry but this film looks like sick shit.
I'm sorry but this film looks like sick shit.
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10:14PM on 09/09/2010

Still a DUMBASS

He's too stupid to realize that were Schmoes here and not, as he refers to us, "joblos".
He's too stupid to realize that were Schmoes here and not, as he refers to us, "joblos".
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10:12PM on 09/09/2010

Still a DUMBASS

He's too stupid to realize that were Schmoes here and not, as he refers to us, "joblos".
He's too stupid to realize that were Schmoes here and not, as he refers to us, "joblos".
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6:09PM on 09/09/2010

Uwe Boll should die.

I just need to point out that yes i have seen Plan 9 from outer space a film directed by one of the so called worst directors of all time. Ed wood directed that. I have never seen a uwe boll movie and plan on never seeing one because this guy is hands down the worst director to ever live. he knows it but he still wont stop. he made a deal on youtube that if like a million people i think it was, commented or posted on the page that he should stop makin movies h would really stop. well that 1
I just need to point out that yes i have seen Plan 9 from outer space a film directed by one of the so called worst directors of all time. Ed wood directed that. I have never seen a uwe boll movie and plan on never seeing one because this guy is hands down the worst director to ever live. he knows it but he still wont stop. he made a deal on youtube that if like a million people i think it was, commented or posted on the page that he should stop makin movies h would really stop. well that 1 million hits happened fast and was over a million easily and the guy just said fuck you guys im still doing it. Is he not the biggest douche in hollywood. it pisses me off because i could direct a movie better than that scumbag. i really could. so heres to you uwe boll stop directing your terrible. i hope you see this i really do!
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10:25PM on 09/09/2010
I'm not a fan of this weirdo.. I've seen 1 and 1/3 of his films and they were crap but i have to stick up for him here because what you just said makes no fucking sense.. You're ranting about how he's hands down the worst director to live yet you say you have never seen one of his movies.. That's retarded.. You can say you hate the guy because he sounds like a douche but how can you criticize something you've never seen.. Sometimes I think Uwe Boll is right.. People are hating just to hate
I'm not a fan of this weirdo.. I've seen 1 and 1/3 of his films and they were crap but i have to stick up for him here because what you just said makes no fucking sense.. You're ranting about how he's hands down the worst director to live yet you say you have never seen one of his movies.. That's retarded.. You can say you hate the guy because he sounds like a douche but how can you criticize something you've never seen.. Sometimes I think Uwe Boll is right.. People are hating just to hate
4:46PM on 09/09/2010
I can't think of a single human being working in the film industry today that personifies the word "feces" like Uwe Boll. I despise this man. There is nothing he can do in my eyes that even remotely constitutes good film or good taste. For whatever reason, he continues to find funds for his films through asshole investors that seem to enjoy lighting their money on fire. Fuck this guy and everything he has ever done or will do. This is fucking retarded.
I can't think of a single human being working in the film industry today that personifies the word "feces" like Uwe Boll. I despise this man. There is nothing he can do in my eyes that even remotely constitutes good film or good taste. For whatever reason, he continues to find funds for his films through asshole investors that seem to enjoy lighting their money on fire. Fuck this guy and everything he has ever done or will do. This is fucking retarded.
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2:06PM on 09/09/2010

meh

if the trailer is any indication - he's going to be hitting us over the head with the shock and awe, without really tying it to much of a point - unless its simply to horrify people by putting them there. Thanks - I'll pass and wait for something with more of a point. I'll make this neutral, if only because it prompted gameslave to make one of his histrionic rants.
if the trailer is any indication - he's going to be hitting us over the head with the shock and awe, without really tying it to much of a point - unless its simply to horrify people by putting them there. Thanks - I'll pass and wait for something with more of a point. I'll make this neutral, if only because it prompted gameslave to make one of his histrionic rants.
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1:09AM on 09/09/2010
I don't know, the trailer looks twisted as hell and the whole WWII thing aside I will watch this film like I would any other film.
I don't know, the trailer looks twisted as hell and the whole WWII thing aside I will watch this film like I would any other film.
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1:09AM on 09/09/2010

Wow

WHAT IN THE FRESH FUCK IS THIS?
WHAT IN THE FRESH FUCK IS THIS?
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1:00AM on 09/09/2010

WTF IS THE POINT!?

this guy is a fucking moron.

some things should be left up to the imagination. what slimey out of work actors actually signed up for this shit!?
this guy is a fucking moron.

some things should be left up to the imagination. what slimey out of work actors actually signed up for this shit!?
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12:59AM on 09/09/2010

Is there such a thing as Murder Porn? That's what this is.

Do we really need to see that? Worse than that it says nothing about the film. It's straight up torture porn @ it's worst. Who continues to pay for this guy's crap? What an insult to the Concentration Camp victims & filmmaking in general. UGGHHH!
Do we really need to see that? Worse than that it says nothing about the film. It's straight up torture porn @ it's worst. Who continues to pay for this guy's crap? What an insult to the Concentration Camp victims & filmmaking in general. UGGHHH!
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11:20PM on 09/08/2010
probably should leave holocaust flicks to jews like spielberg, not egocentric german dudes who have terrible track records on his films
probably should leave holocaust flicks to jews like spielberg, not egocentric german dudes who have terrible track records on his films
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10:45PM on 09/08/2010
am i the only one that thinks this is hilarious? he said in postal he funded all of his movies with nazi gold.

what a twist!
am i the only one that thinks this is hilarious? he said in postal he funded all of his movies with nazi gold.

what a twist!
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10:33PM on 09/08/2010
Overkill in a bad way. Plus WWII Nazi stuff is done to death (Inglorious Basterds aside). This looks bad, I wonder who financed this turd? Seriously though, Rampage is pretty good...that should be news.
Overkill in a bad way. Plus WWII Nazi stuff is done to death (Inglorious Basterds aside). This looks bad, I wonder who financed this turd? Seriously though, Rampage is pretty good...that should be news.
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10:08PM on 09/08/2010
This looks like holocaust torture porn... You want a respectable holocaust movie, just watch Schindler's List.
This looks like holocaust torture porn... You want a respectable holocaust movie, just watch Schindler's List.
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9:36PM on 09/08/2010
So the whole thing is just us watching them be killed?
So the whole thing is just us watching them be killed?
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9:07PM on 09/08/2010
I like RAMPAGE, the rest was crap.
I like RAMPAGE, the rest was crap.
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6:12PM on 09/08/2010

Stop the BS

You guys are all flying off the handle too soon. I hate Uwe Boll films as much as the next guy.

If you didnt know his name was attached to this at all then what would your opinion be?

This is a in your face disturbing Trailer. It would not make the cut for TV ads. It serves perfectly as a viral internet, interest generating video.

As one guy below said, it is haunting and from watching the trailer a few times i cant detect 1 ounce of sarcasm or exploitation. It seems like he might be
You guys are all flying off the handle too soon. I hate Uwe Boll films as much as the next guy.

If you didnt know his name was attached to this at all then what would your opinion be?

This is a in your face disturbing Trailer. It would not make the cut for TV ads. It serves perfectly as a viral internet, interest generating video.

As one guy below said, it is haunting and from watching the trailer a few times i cant detect 1 ounce of sarcasm or exploitation. It seems like he might be making a serious film about the atrocities of WW2. I am going to wait for further information before passing judgement.
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9:38PM on 09/08/2010
Even if it weren't Boll, I would have hated this trailer. Why is that guard the focus? Will we get to know any of these people. or are we just going to watch them die? Having a torture porn film made about the Holocaust, which is what I'd call this, based upon this trailer, is disrespectful and wrong.
Even if it weren't Boll, I would have hated this trailer. Why is that guard the focus? Will we get to know any of these people. or are we just going to watch them die? Having a torture porn film made about the Holocaust, which is what I'd call this, based upon this trailer, is disrespectful and wrong.
4:14PM on 09/09/2010
I wouldn't lump everybody's objections together. I found the trailer to be artless and blunt. Like Ebert says "It's not what its about, but how it's about it." In this case, it doesn't appear to about it very intelligently. I really don't care whose name is attached to it. I'm unimpressed he cast himself in the trailer, and the camerawork is uninspired. If this is supposed to tease people with the flavor of the film - it looks dull and trying to hard to shock for shock's sake alone. I
I wouldn't lump everybody's objections together. I found the trailer to be artless and blunt. Like Ebert says "It's not what its about, but how it's about it." In this case, it doesn't appear to about it very intelligently. I really don't care whose name is attached to it. I'm unimpressed he cast himself in the trailer, and the camerawork is uninspired. If this is supposed to tease people with the flavor of the film - it looks dull and trying to hard to shock for shock's sake alone. I don't know that I want to support holocaustsploitation
5:08PM on 09/08/2010
Uwe Boll looks like MAAATT DAAAYMUUUN in that photo.
Uwe Boll looks like MAAATT DAAAYMUUUN in that photo.
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4:27PM on 09/08/2010
I'm having a hard time deciding how I feel about this. On the one hand, Boll generally turns out complete shit. On the other hand, he's not the first person to make a movie about the Holocaust, nor will he be the last. I can't tell from this trailer whether the movie is going to be respectful or not. It doesn't seem all that offensive to me, at least from that footage alone.
I'm having a hard time deciding how I feel about this. On the one hand, Boll generally turns out complete shit. On the other hand, he's not the first person to make a movie about the Holocaust, nor will he be the last. I can't tell from this trailer whether the movie is going to be respectful or not. It doesn't seem all that offensive to me, at least from that footage alone.
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3:17PM on 09/08/2010
Is this a remake of Salo?
Is this a remake of Salo?
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1:24PM on 09/08/2010

Uwe Boll's Funding . . .

From Cinema Blend [link]:

"the bizarre tax laws in Germany mean that any wealthy Germans who invest in a movie can write-off the production cost, delay paying their taxes and generally reduce their tax burden. When you disseminate all the boring legal business law surrounding it the bottom line is this – the German investors in a movie only pay tax on any RETURNS the movie makes, their investment is 100% deductible, so the minute the movie makes a profit, said investor has to start paying
From Cinema Blend [link]:

"the bizarre tax laws in Germany mean that any wealthy Germans who invest in a movie can write-off the production cost, delay paying their taxes and generally reduce their tax burden. When you disseminate all the boring legal business law surrounding it the bottom line is this – the German investors in a movie only pay tax on any RETURNS the movie makes, their investment is 100% deductible, so the minute the movie makes a profit, said investor has to start paying tax. Plus the investors can actually borrow money to put towards investment and write that off too. Assuming you’re a sharp enough businessman you have a potential goldmine in the making; a way to make money from investing in bad movies... "

The answer to the question of how Uwe Boll continues to receive funding for his terrible movies is explained in this quote. From what I understand, investing in bad movies can be a financially sound decision in Germany because the costs are tax deductible and taxes only take effect on any profit the film makes. So it is beneficial to investors to put money in a film that will no doubt fail in the box office because they would not have to pay any taxes on it. An Uwe Boll film would be ideal for investors who essentially want a film to fail.
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11:40AM on 09/09/2010
Those laws were changed in 2005, so there is no excuse for all his films since then.
Those laws were changed in 2005, so there is no excuse for all his films since then.
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1:14PM on 09/08/2010
wow, that's what you guys are getting bent out of shape over? Seriously, More than half of Inglorious Bastards was harder to watch than that.
wow, that's what you guys are getting bent out of shape over? Seriously, More than half of Inglorious Bastards was harder to watch than that.
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9:34PM on 09/08/2010
You're missing the point. It's Boll as the guard. He's an asinine ass wipe, with zero talent.
You're missing the point. It's Boll as the guard. He's an asinine ass wipe, with zero talent.
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1:07PM on 09/08/2010

woah

this is the most intense i've seen a trailer get...that was just too much
this is the most intense i've seen a trailer get...that was just too much
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12:26PM on 09/08/2010
You can't just make a movie based on the acts... that is purely exploitative and wrong.

With that said... I think a lot of people just don't like Uwe Boll and are bashing the trailer by virtue of him, not the actual footage.
You can't just make a movie based on the acts... that is purely exploitative and wrong.

With that said... I think a lot of people just don't like Uwe Boll and are bashing the trailer by virtue of him, not the actual footage.
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11:36AM on 09/08/2010

God Damn it.

I think Stan from South Park said it best; "Dude what the fuck is wrong with German people?"
I think Stan from South Park said it best; "Dude what the fuck is wrong with German people?"
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11:34AM on 09/08/2010
No fan of Boll here but I thought it looked pretty good and quite disturbing. Reminded me of a Haneke, Noe or Gavras flick. Call me an asshole but the use of the sound of the banging on the walls was some pretty haunting shit.
No fan of Boll here but I thought it looked pretty good and quite disturbing. Reminded me of a Haneke, Noe or Gavras flick. Call me an asshole but the use of the sound of the banging on the walls was some pretty haunting shit.
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9:32PM on 09/08/2010
My problem is how narcissistic the trailer is. "Hey, I made this movie, so let's have the trailer focus on me!" (Boll is the guard)
My problem is how narcissistic the trailer is. "Hey, I made this movie, so let's have the trailer focus on me!" (Boll is the guard)
10:45AM on 09/08/2010

48 seconds of Uwe is too much...

I remember my grandmother telling me stories of how she survived the holocaust and I can't imagine someone like Uwe handling this with care as to not offend people. This is the kind of guy who puts the tagline "Never Forget" not aimed towards how many people died but of how Germany almost wiped out an entire populace. This is going to be torture porn and nothing more. Fuck Him.
I remember my grandmother telling me stories of how she survived the holocaust and I can't imagine someone like Uwe handling this with care as to not offend people. This is the kind of guy who puts the tagline "Never Forget" not aimed towards how many people died but of how Germany almost wiped out an entire populace. This is going to be torture porn and nothing more. Fuck Him.
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10:30AM on 09/08/2010
Is this a joke? What the fuck is wrong with Uwe?
Is this a joke? What the fuck is wrong with Uwe?
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10:28AM on 09/08/2010

Top notch a-hole

There's only ONE situation that would drive me to choose Brett Ratner's flicks over something else, and that's if Uwe Boll's films were the "something else". What a f**king tasteless sh!tsack. Sneaky lil' weasel found a way to keep making movies out of some stupid tax-plan that hardly ever makes any sense. It would be a dream come true if Hollywood directors assembled and had their own lil' "Expendables" mission and literally beat the guts outta' Boll. I'd love to see Michael Bay set up
There's only ONE situation that would drive me to choose Brett Ratner's flicks over something else, and that's if Uwe Boll's films were the "something else". What a f**king tasteless sh!tsack. Sneaky lil' weasel found a way to keep making movies out of some stupid tax-plan that hardly ever makes any sense. It would be a dream come true if Hollywood directors assembled and had their own lil' "Expendables" mission and literally beat the guts outta' Boll. I'd love to see Michael Bay set up explosives around this tool. Argh, I hate this guy!
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10:27AM on 09/08/2010
Um... This gave off the vibe that this movie isn't real and the trailer is meant to be a joke. Maybe I got the vibe cause Uwe is in it as a nazi.
Um... This gave off the vibe that this movie isn't real and the trailer is meant to be a joke. Maybe I got the vibe cause Uwe is in it as a nazi.
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9:04AM on 09/08/2010

Never Forget...Bullshit

He is a tasteless asshole and a fucking loser. Whoever gave this a green light should be ashamed of themselves. I just don't understand how he keeps getting money to make movies.
He is a tasteless asshole and a fucking loser. Whoever gave this a green light should be ashamed of themselves. I just don't understand how he keeps getting money to make movies.
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9:03AM on 09/08/2010

Never Forget...Bullshit

He is a tasteless asshole and a fucking loser. Whoever gave this a green light should be ashamed of themselves. I just don't understand how he keeps getting money to make movies.
He is a tasteless asshole and a fucking loser. Whoever gave this a green light should be ashamed of themselves. I just don't understand how he keeps getting money to make movies.
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8:36AM on 09/08/2010

Fuck Him!

We all know how talentless this POS is, so I'll keep those comments to myself. What does get me is how the hell this dickbag gets funding? The other thing that bothers me is how this penis sweat explains his movies. If he was a talented writer/director he would've came up something other then the bottom line, boring, black and white, plot.

Its like making a movie about a sewer worker where he cleans shit the entire film.
We all know how talentless this POS is, so I'll keep those comments to myself. What does get me is how the hell this dickbag gets funding? The other thing that bothers me is how this penis sweat explains his movies. If he was a talented writer/director he would've came up something other then the bottom line, boring, black and white, plot.

Its like making a movie about a sewer worker where he cleans shit the entire film.
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8:35AM on 09/08/2010
Didn't Tarantino make a similarly tasteless movie and get an oscar nomination for it?
Didn't Tarantino make a similarly tasteless movie and get an oscar nomination for it?
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8:45AM on 09/08/2010
I'm not one to hold IB as a godsend like some, but the movie had a plot and a story to follow. It wasn't based around the simple "tasteless" idea like this.
I'm not one to hold IB as a godsend like some, but the movie had a plot and a story to follow. It wasn't based around the simple "tasteless" idea like this.
10:30AM on 09/08/2010
I didn't know the plot of Inglorious Basterds took place in Auschwitz. You learn something new everyday here...
I didn't know the plot of Inglorious Basterds took place in Auschwitz. You learn something new everyday here...
12:03PM on 09/08/2010
Didn't Tarantino make an acutal good and well made film?
Yeah I know, you don't get what well made means.
Didn't Tarantino make an acutal good and well made film?
Yeah I know, you don't get what well made means.
1:08PM on 09/08/2010
Hey, Creasy, no, I don't think Tarantino made an actual good and well made film. But, I am a fan of Breaking Bad so at least we can agree on that.
Hey, Creasy, no, I don't think Tarantino made an actual good and well made film. But, I am a fan of Breaking Bad so at least we can agree on that.
9:30PM on 09/08/2010
Because you clearly have awful taste.

To liken that film, which is revisionist history (and how exactly was it tasteless?) to this shit is not only wrong, but shows what a complete asshole you are.
Because you clearly have awful taste.

To liken that film, which is revisionist history (and how exactly was it tasteless?) to this shit is not only wrong, but shows what a complete asshole you are.
9:59PM on 09/08/2010
filmguy450, judging from the maturity in your posts, you seem like a toddler so I'm going to excuse your ignorant comments. If I'm an asshole for believing in subjectivity when viewing a film then fine. When you state that I'm "wrong" for having an opinion, it makes you look like the asshole. But, hey, I guess you can look forward to learning all this great stuff in grammar school.
filmguy450, judging from the maturity in your posts, you seem like a toddler so I'm going to excuse your ignorant comments. If I'm an asshole for believing in subjectivity when viewing a film then fine. When you state that I'm "wrong" for having an opinion, it makes you look like the asshole. But, hey, I guess you can look forward to learning all this great stuff in grammar school.
8:26AM on 09/08/2010
Whats with the guard? he looks like he has serious gas! too many bean burritos! LOL! I think this trailer would have been better if they replaced the banging with some dramatic music.
Whats with the guard? he looks like he has serious gas! too many bean burritos! LOL! I think this trailer would have been better if they replaced the banging with some dramatic music.
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10:11AM on 09/08/2010
I believe the guard is Uwe Boll? No?
I believe the guard is Uwe Boll? No?
8:09AM on 09/08/2010

Total Crap!!

Boll is the epitome of a talentless Douche-bag!

If you listen close you can hear David Hasselhoff's music playing in the background....
Boll is the epitome of a talentless Douche-bag!

If you listen close you can hear David Hasselhoff's music playing in the background....
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10:44AM on 09/08/2010
Don't besmirch the good name of the Hoff.
Don't besmirch the good name of the Hoff.
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8:04AM on 09/08/2010
We're subjected to this shit, while Gilliam can't get his film made. Have I missed something?
We're subjected to this shit, while Gilliam can't get his film made. Have I missed something?
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8:02AM on 09/08/2010
Oh for fuck's sake...
Oh for fuck's sake...
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8:02AM on 09/08/2010

As if it isn't bad enough

That a fucktard German director is making a movie that looks like it's aiming to be a Passion of the Christ esque story for the Jewish people of WWII. He insists on putting himself in majority of his own trailer. Even if this weren't Uwe Boll I would say this movie looks horrible, he just helps me hate it that much more. His career started out as a joke with his early movies, boxing critics, insulting Michael Bay. But now that he has brought 9/11 and concentration camps into his work... There
That a fucktard German director is making a movie that looks like it's aiming to be a Passion of the Christ esque story for the Jewish people of WWII. He insists on putting himself in majority of his own trailer. Even if this weren't Uwe Boll I would say this movie looks horrible, he just helps me hate it that much more. His career started out as a joke with his early movies, boxing critics, insulting Michael Bay. But now that he has brought 9/11 and concentration camps into his work... There is a special spot in hell for this clown.
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7:24AM on 09/08/2010

Ummmm....

Could you do the world a favour Boll and drive your car and yourself off a cliff? Much appreciated.
Could you do the world a favour Boll and drive your car and yourself off a cliff? Much appreciated.
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7:23AM on 09/08/2010
Tidbit says it all.....
Tidbit says it all.....
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6:20AM on 09/08/2010
How does Boll go from making Shitty video game adaptations to movies of this nature. I can't believe this stupid bastard still makes films
How does Boll go from making Shitty video game adaptations to movies of this nature. I can't believe this stupid bastard still makes films
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5:54AM on 09/08/2010
Cunt.
Cunt.
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5:52AM on 09/08/2010
Oh for fuck's sake.
Oh for fuck's sake.
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