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Vicky Cristina reel

05.13.2008
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What I have for you right here is the promotional reel for Woody Allen's VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA and it's pretty much the best thing I have ever seen. Beware, it's probably NSFW, if where you work is against moderate sexuality. It is definitely NSFW if where you work is against things that kick ass and are awesome.

The film, written and directed by Woody Allen, centers on a painter (Javier Bardem) who enters into a relationship with two American tourists (Scarlett Johansson and Rebecca Hall). Conflict ensues when his jealous ex-girlfriend (Penelope Cruz) turns up. In the end, cyborg babies led by Kanye West invade the Earth and drop-kick orphans just for the fun of it, because with the clear Johansson on Cruz lesbianism, it has already been decided that this is the best film of all time.

Extra Tidbit: Big up to my new best friend 'Zelig' with the tip!
Source: Moviefone

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11:05AM on 05/14/2008

i got a "woody"...

and the oscar goes to....javier's hair, for the best comeback, ever !! i will wait to see if full frontal takes place before giving this my blessing.

scarlett used to be the bomb, but she just got engaged to that whiny reynolds guy (who wrecked blade 3 with his "quips"), when clearly, she could have had me, and i do that thing where you lick the alphabet with your tongue during cunnilingus...
and the oscar goes to....javier's hair, for the best comeback, ever !! i will wait to see if full frontal takes place before giving this my blessing.

scarlett used to be the bomb, but she just got engaged to that whiny reynolds guy (who wrecked blade 3 with his "quips"), when clearly, she could have had me, and i do that thing where you lick the alphabet with your tongue during cunnilingus...
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6:01PM on 05/13/2008

woody you dirty old man

half your reason for making films is just to get the hottest chicks into your perverted fantasy scenario.
half your reason for making films is just to get the hottest chicks into your perverted fantasy scenario.
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5:22PM on 05/13/2008

Dear Lord

God Bless Woody Allen
God Bless Woody Allen
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12:21PM on 05/13/2008

end of the first paragraph

it's in there...but here it is again [link]
it's in there...but here it is again [link]
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11:32AM on 05/13/2008

I had my lotion all ready...

I seem to be missing the link in this article. Is it just me?
I seem to be missing the link in this article. Is it just me?
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