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What surprise does Transformers 3 have in store for us?

Jul. 15, 2010by:

Closer to the release of TRANSFORMERS 3, this may not even be considered a spoiler anymore but since the movie is still filming and little-to-no details about the film have leaked out, I'd consider this something of a major spoiler. CHUD has unlocked some details on the opening of the film that sets up the plot for the rest of the film. If you don't want to hear anymore, go get all nostalgic with Stan Bush's "The Touch". For the rest of you, read on...

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As CHUD reports it (and as we've previously heard), the third film will reportedly involve the Transformers involvement in the space race. I'll let CHUD describe the rest:

There's a disturbance on the Moon. A robot shaped disturbance. Scientists on Earth see this and the information gets passed up the chain of command. In the White House men in black suits are breathlessly running through the halls, and they burst into the Oval Office. The president is behind the desk, back turned to the door, looking out the window. One of the men tells the president, 'Sir, something's happened on the Moon!' The president turns around. It's John F. Kennedy.

JFK and his administration realize there's life on the Moon and that's why we were so eager to be the first to get men up there so the Soviets wouldn't steal all their awesome robot secrets. Word is that Spielberg came up with this opening himself (which doesn't surprise me at all) and hopefully Michael Bay won't add his signature touch and give the Transformers sideburns and bellbottoms.

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8:22AM on 07/16/2010
two disappointing movies in I guess it's fairly pointless for me to think that this idea is totally out of canon Transformers continuity, but in the Michael Bay scheme of things I actually don't hate this idea. Revisionist faux history is a genre I've always kinda dug.
two disappointing movies in I guess it's fairly pointless for me to think that this idea is totally out of canon Transformers continuity, but in the Michael Bay scheme of things I actually don't hate this idea. Revisionist faux history is a genre I've always kinda dug.
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2:34AM on 07/16/2010
I am a little amazed at all the love for this wretched POS of a series on here. With that being said, this opening sounds utterly retarded.
I am a little amazed at all the love for this wretched POS of a series on here. With that being said, this opening sounds utterly retarded.
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2:09AM on 07/16/2010

Holy hell. Wow.

Dumb.
Dumb.
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6:51PM on 07/15/2010
The president is behind the desk, back turned to the door, looking out the window. One of the men tells the president, 'Sir, something's happened on the Moon!' The president turns around. It's John F. Kennedy....

with white powder all over his nose and upper lip. A woman emerges from between his legs and scurries off. Kennedy zips up his pants, annoyed with the man who disturbed his fellatio session.

-I'm sure Bay will find a way to squeeze that in there, or something of similar effect.
The president is behind the desk, back turned to the door, looking out the window. One of the men tells the president, 'Sir, something's happened on the Moon!' The president turns around. It's John F. Kennedy....

with white powder all over his nose and upper lip. A woman emerges from between his legs and scurries off. Kennedy zips up his pants, annoyed with the man who disturbed his fellatio session.

-I'm sure Bay will find a way to squeeze that in there, or something of similar effect.
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10:41PM on 07/15/2010
ROFLMAO! dude that was priceless! i wouldnt doubt it
ROFLMAO! dude that was priceless! i wouldnt doubt it
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4:08PM on 07/15/2010
This opening would catch my attention...
This opening would catch my attention...
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2:07PM on 07/15/2010
Well, it's definately an interesting opening. I still have no hope for this movie, but if it's as "good" as the first film, I might see it.
Well, it's definately an interesting opening. I still have no hope for this movie, but if it's as "good" as the first film, I might see it.
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1:58PM on 07/15/2010
Don't forget racist generalization of a black robot with a huge robot afro who talks jive... I think Bay could be sold on that
Don't forget racist generalization of a black robot with a huge robot afro who talks jive... I think Bay could be sold on that
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3:04PM on 07/15/2010
Dammit you stole my reply.

Must have been damn obvious huh?
Dammit you stole my reply.

Must have been damn obvious huh?
1:52PM on 07/15/2010
LMAO! Such a lame scene. No thank you Bay.
LMAO! Such a lame scene. No thank you Bay.
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1:50PM on 07/15/2010

don"t care

this series is soooooo over!
this series is soooooo over!
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1:42PM on 07/15/2010

AWESOME

These movies are brilliant!!The perfect example of what a summer popcorn blockbuster should be..
These movies are brilliant!!The perfect example of what a summer popcorn blockbuster should be..
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2:33AM on 07/16/2010
This is a joke, yes? "Iron Man" or "The Dark Knight" or "District 9" proved that you can do action in a non-headaching inducing way, and be fucking smart.
This is a joke, yes? "Iron Man" or "The Dark Knight" or "District 9" proved that you can do action in a non-headaching inducing way, and be fucking smart.
1:22AM on 07/18/2010
Besides Iron Man, Dark Knight, and District 9, you have the newly released Inception. Movies that make us think and not assume that we are brainless assholes. Cheers to the new breed of summer popcorn blockbusters. Lets hope they are not far and few in between.
Besides Iron Man, Dark Knight, and District 9, you have the newly released Inception. Movies that make us think and not assume that we are brainless assholes. Cheers to the new breed of summer popcorn blockbusters. Lets hope they are not far and few in between.
1:19PM on 07/15/2010

filming footage

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12:59PM on 07/15/2010
Sounds interesting. I don't take these movies seriously anyway, I mean IT IS TRANSFORMERS after all. If it's fun and entertaining and has a proper ending then thats fine for me. Can't wait to see this.
Sounds interesting. I don't take these movies seriously anyway, I mean IT IS TRANSFORMERS after all. If it's fun and entertaining and has a proper ending then thats fine for me. Can't wait to see this.
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12:45PM on 07/15/2010

Haters

Complaining over and over and over again. Take a deeeep breath and step back. When the trailer hits, you're all going to jizz in your mommy's pants. And you WILL see this in theaters. I can promise you 98% of you cry babies will. Can't wait!
Complaining over and over and over again. Take a deeeep breath and step back. When the trailer hits, you're all going to jizz in your mommy's pants. And you WILL see this in theaters. I can promise you 98% of you cry babies will. Can't wait!
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2:55PM on 07/15/2010
I must be in the 2% - because when Transformers finally hit HBO, I could barely watch it. I'm a grown-ass man, and trailers don't make me jizz in anybody's pants, little boy. Especially not the overhyped CGI trailers for transformers. Bay may know how to do explosions, but the CGI transformers are a chaotic mess.
I must be in the 2% - because when Transformers finally hit HBO, I could barely watch it. I'm a grown-ass man, and trailers don't make me jizz in anybody's pants, little boy. Especially not the overhyped CGI trailers for transformers. Bay may know how to do explosions, but the CGI transformers are a chaotic mess.
7:29PM on 07/15/2010
I agree with smoovelu-
I'm a grown ass man, 1 min trailers about CGI robots doesn't make me jizz in my pants, infact I haven't seen any Thransformers movies in the theater. So don't generalize and make up at stupid statistic like 98%, and speak for your self...You sound like you already jizzed on your keyboard Mr. "CAN'T WAIT!"
I agree with smoovelu-
I'm a grown ass man, 1 min trailers about CGI robots doesn't make me jizz in my pants, infact I haven't seen any Thransformers movies in the theater. So don't generalize and make up at stupid statistic like 98%, and speak for your self...You sound like you already jizzed on your keyboard Mr. "CAN'T WAIT!"
9:25PM on 07/15/2010
Wow please say your kidding dude. Did you actually see the shit they called transformers 1 and 2?
Wow please say your kidding dude. Did you actually see the shit they called transformers 1 and 2?
10:44PM on 07/15/2010
im in the minority in that i WONT and will stay as far away as possible from this movie..the 2nd one was bad enough and i have no hope for the 3rd one even though apparently Opimus will have his trailer that was missing in the 1st 2 movie
im in the minority in that i WONT and will stay as far away as possible from this movie..the 2nd one was bad enough and i have no hope for the 3rd one even though apparently Opimus will have his trailer that was missing in the 1st 2 movie
2:31AM on 07/16/2010
I have hated each one so far, and I shall hate this as well. Why aren't we allowed to complain that non-sense and bullshit is a bad thing exactly?
I have hated each one so far, and I shall hate this as well. Why aren't we allowed to complain that non-sense and bullshit is a bad thing exactly?
1:20AM on 07/18/2010
Sorry can't say that I will be seeing the third after the horrendous second film. This is coming from a person who actually liked the first movie.
Sorry can't say that I will be seeing the third after the horrendous second film. This is coming from a person who actually liked the first movie.
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12:39PM on 07/15/2010
people love to see mayhem onscreen otherwise movies like these would'nt be made. 2 hrs of non-stop destruction!
people love to see mayhem onscreen otherwise movies like these would'nt be made. 2 hrs of non-stop destruction!
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2:29AM on 07/16/2010
Did you even see the second? At just under two and a half hours, only around an hour of it (maybe just over) was actual action. That leaves an hour and a half of pure bullshit.
Did you even see the second? At just under two and a half hours, only around an hour of it (maybe just over) was actual action. That leaves an hour and a half of pure bullshit.
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12:10PM on 07/15/2010

Profit

This is for the cry babies out there:
Transformers made $702,355,452 and Transformers 2 made $836,297,228 source: BO Mojo [link] So, it's obvious these movies are making money! So stop bashing it and move on, jealous peeps!! LOL LOL
This is for the cry babies out there:
Transformers made $702,355,452 and Transformers 2 made $836,297,228 source: BO Mojo [link] So, it's obvious these movies are making money! So stop bashing it and move on, jealous peeps!! LOL LOL
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12:37PM on 07/15/2010
ts not envy, its hope that he'll at least recognize the source material.
ts not envy, its hope that he'll at least recognize the source material.
3:06PM on 07/15/2010
Its not jealousy man, its pure anger at how stupid Bay had the ability to be and what he's doing with a very important part of our childhood nostalgia.
Its not jealousy man, its pure anger at how stupid Bay had the ability to be and what he's doing with a very important part of our childhood nostalgia.
2:28AM on 07/16/2010
Just because something is a hit, does not mean it doesn't suck ass. The general population is full of idiots and morons who would much rather watch incomprehensible bullshit for 2.5 hours, vs. engage their brain at all. That's why the first two suckfests of pure shit were successful. Because people are stupid.
Just because something is a hit, does not mean it doesn't suck ass. The general population is full of idiots and morons who would much rather watch incomprehensible bullshit for 2.5 hours, vs. engage their brain at all. That's why the first two suckfests of pure shit were successful. Because people are stupid.
11:39AM on 07/15/2010
jesus, Bay really? Let me guess, we will see soundwave send ravage to the grassy knoll to shot kennedy? Better not steal my idea for your movie Bay!!
jesus, Bay really? Let me guess, we will see soundwave send ravage to the grassy knoll to shot kennedy? Better not steal my idea for your movie Bay!!
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11:28AM on 07/15/2010

transformers 3

The real surprise is that it won't suck.
The real surprise is that it won't suck.
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10:53AM on 07/15/2010
Bay sucks, Transformers suck, Yipp-de-doo!
Bay sucks, Transformers suck, Yipp-de-doo!
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10:37AM on 07/15/2010
Sounds as bad as the Wing Commander movie starring Freddie Prinze Jr.
Sounds as bad as the Wing Commander movie starring Freddie Prinze Jr.
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10:33AM on 07/15/2010
This isn't seriously serious, is it? Halfway through, I thought it was just a spoof...
This isn't seriously serious, is it? Halfway through, I thought it was just a spoof...
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10:33AM on 07/15/2010

hahahahahahahaa....???

what the fuck bay? just bring on unicron and throw in come exo-suits ala the animated movie and it will rock.
what the fuck bay? just bring on unicron and throw in come exo-suits ala the animated movie and it will rock.
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9:55AM on 07/15/2010
This franchise had so much potential after the first one. I think T3 will be better than T2 but not as good as the first.
This franchise had so much potential after the first one. I think T3 will be better than T2 but not as good as the first.
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2:21AM on 07/16/2010
As if any of them were good.
As if any of them were good.
9:53AM on 07/15/2010
Great...as if those Nascar Transformers weren't bad enough (and anyone who thinks they will have Southern accents are probably spot on), now we'll probably get some Transformers with bad Russian accents for the space race portion of the film. Robots in Disguise, Comrade!
Great...as if those Nascar Transformers weren't bad enough (and anyone who thinks they will have Southern accents are probably spot on), now we'll probably get some Transformers with bad Russian accents for the space race portion of the film. Robots in Disguise, Comrade!
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7:32PM on 07/15/2010
no, the Russian Robots will actually be GOBOTS!
no, the Russian Robots will actually be GOBOTS!
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9:45AM on 07/15/2010
No surprises here, chances are Transformers 3 will be just as bad as Transformers 2.
No surprises here, chances are Transformers 3 will be just as bad as Transformers 2.
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