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What's Michael Bay and Taylor Lautner's secret new project?

02.17.2011

Well it appears that Michael Bay is done with his boy toy Shia LaBeouf after their (hopefully) final Transformers outing, and is moving on to the next young piece of meat that's all the rage today.

That would be of course Taylor Lautner, who has rocketed to fame after baring his abs in the Twilight series. He was one of the best paid actors of 2010, and has a huge slate of projects on the horizon. Bay has reportedly been courting Lautner for a while now, and apparently has landed him at last, and is currently shopping around a script with him as the lead.

Deadline reports that while details of the film are being kept under wraps, it's best described as MR. AND MRS. SMITH meets WANTED. So I guess it has to do with Angelina Jolie and assassination.

Lautner's next two high profile projects are INCARCERATION and STRETCH ARMSTRONG, the latter of which I'm assuming he took before he realized what a big star he was. In terms of starring in films that make a lot of cash, he could do worse than to team up with Bay.

Extra Tidbit: For as much shit as Bay gets for being an ego-maniacal douche, I'm thoroughly all for him making more movies that are non-giant robot related. The guy has a lot of classics under his belt.
Source: Deadline

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6:38PM on 02/18/2011

I dont think so.

Michael Bay absolutley has no classics. Armegeddon was garbage and is a insult to be considered a classic. Actually its an insult to films in general to say Michael Bay has made classics. bullshit. Michael Bay is a garbage director. He should be a special effects editor or some shit. and its funny that Taylor Lautner is his new "Boy Toy" kid cant act as far as ive seen. What does Bay do with these kids fuck them then put them in a big budget action film?? wouldnt be surprised.
Michael Bay absolutley has no classics. Armegeddon was garbage and is a insult to be considered a classic. Actually its an insult to films in general to say Michael Bay has made classics. bullshit. Michael Bay is a garbage director. He should be a special effects editor or some shit. and its funny that Taylor Lautner is his new "Boy Toy" kid cant act as far as ive seen. What does Bay do with these kids fuck them then put them in a big budget action film?? wouldnt be surprised.
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8:10PM on 02/17/2011
Even though I don't carem and it's been mentioned...the film is called INCARCERON...if it comes to setting us readers up with some information, and less bashing of the kid, just get the name of the film right.
Even though I don't carem and it's been mentioned...the film is called INCARCERON...if it comes to setting us readers up with some information, and less bashing of the kid, just get the name of the film right.
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7:35PM on 02/17/2011
Michael Bay should make another action with substance movie like The Island.
Michael Bay should make another action with substance movie like The Island.
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6:29PM on 02/17/2011
this kid sucks! he has no talent what so ever! just to hear him say his lines is painful enough! im willing to bet after these stupid fucking twilight movies are finally done and over with, he will get a few projects under his belt and fall off the face of the earth...
this kid sucks! he has no talent what so ever! just to hear him say his lines is painful enough! im willing to bet after these stupid fucking twilight movies are finally done and over with, he will get a few projects under his belt and fall off the face of the earth...
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6:28PM on 02/17/2011
this kid sucks! he has no talent what so ever! just to hear him say his lines is painful enough! im willing to bet after these stupid fucking twilight movies are finally done and over with, he will get a few projects under his belt and fall off the face of the earth...
this kid sucks! he has no talent what so ever! just to hear him say his lines is painful enough! im willing to bet after these stupid fucking twilight movies are finally done and over with, he will get a few projects under his belt and fall off the face of the earth...
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5:36PM on 02/17/2011
HELL YES to your Extra Tidbit!

People will shit all over Bay cuz of Transformers 2 and Pearl Harbor and say he sucks balls, yet when you say "Did you like The Rock" they say "Hell ya, that movie kicked ass" same with Bad Boys, Armageddon & The Island.

Dude does action like none other!
HELL YES to your Extra Tidbit!

People will shit all over Bay cuz of Transformers 2 and Pearl Harbor and say he sucks balls, yet when you say "Did you like The Rock" they say "Hell ya, that movie kicked ass" same with Bad Boys, Armageddon & The Island.

Dude does action like none other!
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5:17PM on 02/17/2011
Turning Wolf Boy into a Action Star seems fucking Stupid since action fans wont go for it.
Turning Wolf Boy into a Action Star seems fucking Stupid since action fans wont go for it.
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4:18PM on 02/17/2011

The Cake Assassin

Taylor Lautner is a superhot male stripper whose specialty is jumping out of birthday cakes. But his secret is that he's an assassin and sometimes jumps out of the cake wielding double glocks! In one scene the cake is airdropped into a terrorist training camp. In another the cake is at a fundraiser held at an aquarium attended by corrupt philanthropists and he has to shoot up a lot of glass and CGI sharks get out. Final target is Ahmadinejad, who on his birthday has to pay for his outspoken
Taylor Lautner is a superhot male stripper whose specialty is jumping out of birthday cakes. But his secret is that he's an assassin and sometimes jumps out of the cake wielding double glocks! In one scene the cake is airdropped into a terrorist training camp. In another the cake is at a fundraiser held at an aquarium attended by corrupt philanthropists and he has to shoot up a lot of glass and CGI sharks get out. Final target is Ahmadinejad, who on his birthday has to pay for his outspoken and hypocritical homophobia! Sequel: Cakes on a Train!
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6:17PM on 02/17/2011
THIS IS GOOD! HAHHAAHAA
THIS IS GOOD! HAHHAAHAA
3:10PM on 02/17/2011

It's called...

"Who Gives a F***?", and it stars Lautner as Ice Cube's rebellious adopted son who loves Mountain Dewę, and gets into some serious shit with [Insert random young hollywood tart of the month here].

Should be great and original.
"Who Gives a F***?", and it stars Lautner as Ice Cube's rebellious adopted son who loves Mountain Dewę, and gets into some serious shit with [Insert random young hollywood tart of the month here].

Should be great and original.
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3:00PM on 02/17/2011
will be his wooden acting and the studios putting him in movies that dont draw strong female audiences, bc guys could careless about his physique, its mostly about acting and so far his sucks, he and Tatum will be hanging around real soon unemployed, iof they dont step up thier acting skills"

people care about acting??? Guess that explains the success of Adam Sandler movies.
will be his wooden acting and the studios putting him in movies that dont draw strong female audiences, bc guys could careless about his physique, its mostly about acting and so far his sucks, he and Tatum will be hanging around real soon unemployed, iof they dont step up thier acting skills"

people care about acting??? Guess that explains the success of Adam Sandler movies.
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8:07PM on 02/17/2011
..."couldn't"..."COULDN'T" care less....Jesus...
..."couldn't"..."COULDN'T" care less....Jesus...
2:58PM on 02/17/2011
Somehow I think this makes perfect sense as both are pretty polarizing, easy on the eyes, not at all substantial talents in their own right. Bay being known for excessive and bombastic movies ("The Rock" is a classic, and what else of his I've seen are great time-wasters), and Lautner being boy-toy hunky but not famous for being an actor's actor. He's also destined for at least a year or two more of being on top of the world. Seriously, anyone who got famous doing Twilight at least has to prove
Somehow I think this makes perfect sense as both are pretty polarizing, easy on the eyes, not at all substantial talents in their own right. Bay being known for excessive and bombastic movies ("The Rock" is a classic, and what else of his I've seen are great time-wasters), and Lautner being boy-toy hunky but not famous for being an actor's actor. He's also destined for at least a year or two more of being on top of the world. Seriously, anyone who got famous doing Twilight at least has to prove they aren't worth shit outside that universe before we can collectively pass judgment on them.
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2:04PM on 02/17/2011

It's not called INCARCERATION . . .

It's called INCARCERON. [link]
It's called INCARCERON. [link]
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1:54PM on 02/17/2011
After Transformers 2, Michael Bay was lost to me.

Taylor Launter is NOT fit to be an "action" star. Leave it to the men, not the boys.
After Transformers 2, Michael Bay was lost to me.

Taylor Launter is NOT fit to be an "action" star. Leave it to the men, not the boys.
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1:37PM on 02/17/2011
This is like a practical joke played by Hollywood. I'm assuming Brett Ratner and Dane Cook weren't available?
This is like a practical joke played by Hollywood. I'm assuming Brett Ratner and Dane Cook weren't available?
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1:01PM on 02/17/2011
The only thing that I have disliked from Bay was how his company produced that piece of shit remake A Nightmare On Elm Street. Huge letdown.
The only thing that I have disliked from Bay was how his company produced that piece of shit remake A Nightmare On Elm Street. Huge letdown.
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12:54PM on 02/17/2011
I liked The Rock, but I think I'll taint that if I watch it again. If I remember correctly, it still has a lot of flaws. Bad Boys was fun, but I turned Bad Boys II off after 20 minutes. Nobody should ever be allowed to say "Aw, Hell No!" again. That line should be retired from movies.
I liked The Rock, but I think I'll taint that if I watch it again. If I remember correctly, it still has a lot of flaws. Bad Boys was fun, but I turned Bad Boys II off after 20 minutes. Nobody should ever be allowed to say "Aw, Hell No!" again. That line should be retired from movies.
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12:43PM on 02/17/2011

What's Michael Bay and Taylor Lautner's secret new project?

who cares?
who cares?
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12:34PM on 02/17/2011

Lautner's downfall

will be his wooden acting and the studios putting him in movies that dont draw strong female audiences, bc guys could careless about his physique, its mostly about acting and so far his sucks, he and Tatum will be hanging around real soon unemployed, iof they dont step up thier acting skills
will be his wooden acting and the studios putting him in movies that dont draw strong female audiences, bc guys could careless about his physique, its mostly about acting and so far his sucks, he and Tatum will be hanging around real soon unemployed, iof they dont step up thier acting skills
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12:34PM on 02/17/2011

I love Bay

TF2 sucked...but Michael Bay does not. I'm a big fan.
TF2 sucked...but Michael Bay does not. I'm a big fan.
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