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6 years agoby:
This is a totally true story: on my first date with my current girlfriend, just as we sat down to see HANCOCK, I leaned over and told her that when she was going to "make her move" (I used air quotes), that I'd appreciate it if she could just wait until directly after a really big action scene. Just so that, you know, I wouldn't miss any really cool money shot that I might regret later. We would be making out shortly thereafter. Anyway, I'm not sure what the point of that was except to make it clear that I'm super duper smooth.

No, no, I actually did have a point: if you, like me, are worried about missing important, or good parts of movies, RunPee is a pretty cool site, in its beta stages now, but with the aim to eventually provide a bible of the times when it is safe to take a piss during a movie, without fear of missing anything key. They scramble a description of what's gonna happen while you're at the toilet, and you unscramble it when you come back. Voila!
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3:44AM on 05/28/2009

lol @ vincent

for crank 2???
for crank 2???
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3:59AM on 05/27/2009

Meh Site

A lot of the "pee times" I'd say you're actually missing good stuff. That's why I never go to the washroom during first theatrical viewings. I don't mind getting refills or going to the washroom on rewatches, knowing FULL WELL that I won't miss something.

Last time I had to hold it in was after I drank a large Orange Fruitopia for Crank 2. Had to hold it in the entire last act of the movie, just simply could not leave at any moment (and it was worth it).
A lot of the "pee times" I'd say you're actually missing good stuff. That's why I never go to the washroom during first theatrical viewings. I don't mind getting refills or going to the washroom on rewatches, knowing FULL WELL that I won't miss something.

Last time I had to hold it in was after I drank a large Orange Fruitopia for Crank 2. Had to hold it in the entire last act of the movie, just simply could not leave at any moment (and it was worth it).
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5:47PM on 05/26/2009
Wow a girl is actually dating you
and went to see Hnacock in theaters? Man she's a double cripple.
Wow a girl is actually dating you
and went to see Hnacock in theaters? Man she's a double cripple.
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4:11PM on 05/26/2009
here's a tip i live by: "Never get Thai food before a movie". I swear I felt like Ben Stiller in Along Came Polly after eating Indian while on a first date.
here's a tip i live by: "Never get Thai food before a movie". I swear I felt like Ben Stiller in Along Came Polly after eating Indian while on a first date.
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2:19PM on 05/26/2009
Check the pee times for Dance Flick, fucking hilarious.
Check the pee times for Dance Flick, fucking hilarious.
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2:12PM on 05/26/2009
Episode III was torture. I ate a shitload of popcorn waiting in line and had to shit the entire movie. I was going to shit my pants before I was about to leave the theatre. I was sitting dead center of my row too so I'm sure everyone would of been pissed if I got up and went.
Episode III was torture. I ate a shitload of popcorn waiting in line and had to shit the entire movie. I was going to shit my pants before I was about to leave the theatre. I was sitting dead center of my row too so I'm sure everyone would of been pissed if I got up and went.
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2:11PM on 05/26/2009
Never get a drink a the theater, a lesson I learned in '97 when I went to see "Jackie Brown." I've broken it on I think two occasions. And always make sure to visit the facilities, even if I don't feel like it. That's been a rule for even longer.
Never get a drink a the theater, a lesson I learned in '97 when I went to see "Jackie Brown." I've broken it on I think two occasions. And always make sure to visit the facilities, even if I don't feel like it. That's been a rule for even longer.
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1:42PM on 05/26/2009
I take a whiz in my giant fountain cup, our theaters large sodas are friggin huge and I ain't leaving.
I take a whiz in my giant fountain cup, our theaters large sodas are friggin huge and I ain't leaving.
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1:04PM on 05/26/2009
Great tool to use. I always hate it when I get a large coke, I can usually count on at least 2 trips to the boys room. "The Dark Knight" was torture. I held it the entire time, totally worth it though.
Great tool to use. I always hate it when I get a large coke, I can usually count on at least 2 trips to the boys room. "The Dark Knight" was torture. I held it the entire time, totally worth it though.
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12:13PM on 05/26/2009
Don't know why that did a double post.....
Don't know why that did a double post.....
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12:05PM on 05/26/2009
I never understood people who go to the bathroom during a film. How hard is it to go before you get there? How hard is it to wait 2 hours to use the bathroom? 3 isn't bad either. Unless you have the bladder control of an infant ANYONE should be able to sit through one film...geez!

Drives me nuts to have to explain what just happened to someone because of this. Can't sit for a couple of hours without having to go.....stay home and rent a DVD.
I never understood people who go to the bathroom during a film. How hard is it to go before you get there? How hard is it to wait 2 hours to use the bathroom? 3 isn't bad either. Unless you have the bladder control of an infant ANYONE should be able to sit through one film...geez!

Drives me nuts to have to explain what just happened to someone because of this. Can't sit for a couple of hours without having to go.....stay home and rent a DVD.
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11:57AM on 05/26/2009
@terra what if you miss a boobie shot? lol

That is a great site, thanks for the heads up!!!
@terra what if you miss a boobie shot? lol

That is a great site, thanks for the heads up!!!
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11:55AM on 05/26/2009
In India the films are usually 2-3 hours and so they usually have an interval half way through for you to go take a leak or to smoke a cig. So when they play Hollywood movies they just stop them half way through for the interval. When I moved to the states I was pleasantly surprised at the absence of the interval. The first time I went for a movie "Eastern Promises" I had to run out towards the end to go pee and I ended up missing the ending. Now I usually go before the movie and make sure I
In India the films are usually 2-3 hours and so they usually have an interval half way through for you to go take a leak or to smoke a cig. So when they play Hollywood movies they just stop them half way through for the interval. When I moved to the states I was pleasantly surprised at the absence of the interval. The first time I went for a movie "Eastern Promises" I had to run out towards the end to go pee and I ended up missing the ending. Now I usually go before the movie and make sure I don't drink too much soda during the movie to have pee free movie enjoyment :)
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11:22AM on 05/26/2009
I usually run to the bathroom during a love scene. Plot-wise, you rarely miss much.
I usually run to the bathroom during a love scene. Plot-wise, you rarely miss much.
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