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05.27.2008
The upcoming comic book adaptation WITCHBLADE, though only in the very early stages of development, has gotten itself a poster and a website. I only read a little of this comic when I was younger, so I'm not exactly sure what the character deals with, but my first assumption would be things that are totally sweet and awesome. Mechanical arm with funky blades? Check. Red head? Check. Nice ass? Check. Naked? Check. I can only assume where the poster ends, this chick is knee deep in a jacuzzi full of cheerleaders and Gatorade. It's really the only thing that would make sense.


WITCHBLADE is actually about a tough NYPD detective who fights crime with the "Witchblade", a supernatural, sentient artifact with immense destructive and protective powers.
Extra Tidbit: She's a hot chick. But I'd probably turn down a hand job. Probably.
Source: Official Site

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11:02AM on 05/30/2008

Im sorry... I didnt catch your name?

I love the poster. Im pretty sure you wont see it in a megaplex anytime soon (look at the "bottom" of the poster (pun intended). But the movie is still in the scripting stages, which leaves one question unanswered: if the lead role has not been cast, then who is the woman on the poster?
I love the poster. Im pretty sure you wont see it in a megaplex anytime soon (look at the "bottom" of the poster (pun intended). But the movie is still in the scripting stages, which leaves one question unanswered: if the lead role has not been cast, then who is the woman on the poster?
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2:43PM on 05/28/2008

Much like Heartless...

These teaser posters are stupid, especially since the films havn't even been shot yet.
These teaser posters are stupid, especially since the films havn't even been shot yet.
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12:13PM on 05/28/2008

This can't be good...

The TV show was a flop and that should have been the key indication that this comic book doesn't translate well into a live action medium. I'd rather see a CGI'd TMNT-esque Witchblade than a live-action flick. The only thing that will draw viewers is if the lead actress is damn near naked with just the witchblade doing backflips and splits.
The TV show was a flop and that should have been the key indication that this comic book doesn't translate well into a live action medium. I'd rather see a CGI'd TMNT-esque Witchblade than a live-action flick. The only thing that will draw viewers is if the lead actress is damn near naked with just the witchblade doing backflips and splits.
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10:50AM on 05/28/2008

Yea...

Wasn't this a TV show that failed already? I remember reading about this in Wizard when I was like... 10 years old.
Wasn't this a TV show that failed already? I remember reading about this in Wizard when I was like... 10 years old.
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8:55AM on 05/28/2008

WAIT A MINUTE....

...I remember seeing some cheapo flick like this a while back on HBO..some lady cop with a powerful metal arm relic or something. I guess that was the sucky version that ended up on HBO, and this one's the one that's gonna get all the attention, obviously. Poster looks good...but can't say I'm excited tho...
...I remember seeing some cheapo flick like this a while back on HBO..some lady cop with a powerful metal arm relic or something. I guess that was the sucky version that ended up on HBO, and this one's the one that's gonna get all the attention, obviously. Poster looks good...but can't say I'm excited tho...
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5:38AM on 05/28/2008

OMG, OMG....

Yeeeaaah, baby! The poster looks just awesome! I just hope Top Cow will do it properly.
Yeeeaaah, baby! The poster looks just awesome! I just hope Top Cow will do it properly.
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1:06AM on 05/28/2008
this could be good i never really got into witchblade myself i preferred the darkness
this could be good i never really got into witchblade myself i preferred the darkness
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4:05PM on 05/27/2008
I can't believe they'd even consider making a Witchblade movie.
I can't believe they'd even consider making a Witchblade movie.
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3:57PM on 05/27/2008
The poster is really hot. But who's this girl? Has she been selected as Witchblade? Or just a girl posed for this poster? Either case, she's hot.
The poster is really hot. But who's this girl? Has she been selected as Witchblade? Or just a girl posed for this poster? Either case, she's hot.
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2:13PM on 05/27/2008
july 17th midnight cant get here soon enough
july 17th midnight cant get here soon enough
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1:04PM on 05/27/2008
Witchblade was one of the better comics to come out of the "Top Cow Comics" production house in the 90s. I believe they are still making these comics...the artwork was really great and the story was a mix between mysticism (the blade has magical powers and a life of its own) and a cop story because the owner of the Witchblade (Sarah Pezzini) is a cop.

Also, the Yakuza is involved in the story somehow, they are after the Witchblade.

That poster is sweet as hell, hope the movie lives up
Witchblade was one of the better comics to come out of the "Top Cow Comics" production house in the 90s. I believe they are still making these comics...the artwork was really great and the story was a mix between mysticism (the blade has magical powers and a life of its own) and a cop story because the owner of the Witchblade (Sarah Pezzini) is a cop.

Also, the Yakuza is involved in the story somehow, they are after the Witchblade.

That poster is sweet as hell, hope the movie lives up to it.
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12:51PM on 05/27/2008
sigh they should of made this 10 years ago. I wonder if that is the cast actress or if it is CG?
sigh they should of made this 10 years ago. I wonder if that is the cast actress or if it is CG?
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12:43PM on 05/27/2008

ha!

WOW, that's funny....
Who's that supposed to be? They're showing some ass crack!
WOW, that's funny....
Who's that supposed to be? They're showing some ass crack!
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