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Witness sexy action girls and pure madness in the Sucker Punch teaser!
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by: Dave Davis Jul. 26, 2010

We've ogled the posters and reported on the Comic Con panel, but I don't think anything could compare to seeing footage of Zack Snyder's loony superstylish action epic SUCKER PUNCH. Yow.

It remains to be seen if the finished film (due next March) will make much more sense than this early retina-scorching teaser, or if it will just be two hours of dazzling bullet-riddled lunacy. I'm good either way.

Check it out below or in HD at Apple!

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Extra Tidbit: If those girls are sick, it's a sickness I'm down with.

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TheCollinsWay
9:46PM on 08/02/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Yes please!
Yes please!
 
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sdx800
6:51PM on 07/29/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
HELL YES!!!!!!
T H I S I S A W E S O M E
T H I S I S A W E S O M E
 
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hunter21291
7:48PM on 07/28/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
What the hell did I just watch? Hot chicks with guns flying planes, fighting giant mini-gun wielding Samurais and dragons, and just kicking ass in general. Can't wait!
What the hell did I just watch? Hot chicks with guns flying planes, fighting giant mini-gun wielding Samurais and dragons, and just kicking ass in general. Can't wait!
 
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Bashman
11:22AM on 07/28/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
WOW!!
Visually this looks epic!! Can't wait
Visually this looks epic!! Can't wait
 
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Freeden
2:37AM on 07/28/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I have no idea what's going on here, but it looks cool as hell. I'm down for it. Snyder has yet to disappoint me, so I'm totally down for this.
I have no idea what's going on here, but it looks cool as hell. I'm down for it. Snyder has yet to disappoint me, so I'm totally down for this.
 
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Psyonikx
2:24AM on 07/28/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I like...
That they used Lords Of Acid's song "The Crablouse", from their kick ass 1994 album "Voodoo-U" for this trailer. Very entertaining.



Here's the cover of the album...



[link]
That they used Lords Of Acid's song "The Crablouse", from their kick ass 1994 album "Voodoo-U" for this trailer. Very entertaining.



Here's the cover of the album...



[link]
 
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kraki
10:34PM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
those last three commentaries must be from Michael Bay fanatics who just can't bear to see another director making action in a more exiting way and include stories and real characters in his films on top of it.
those last three commentaries must be from Michael Bay fanatics who just can't bear to see another director making action in a more exiting way and include stories and real characters in his films on top of it.
 
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animalmother10
1:15PM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Looks like another dumb "slo-motion" bullshit movie from Snyder. "Visionary director" my ass.
Looks like another dumb "slo-motion" bullshit movie from Snyder. "Visionary director" my ass.
 
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WalkAway
11:29AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
It looks good but also a bit "we're trying way too hard". We'll see.

It looks good but also a bit "we're trying way too hard". We'll see.

 
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Psycho-Pirate-99
11:29AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
RETARDED
What the hell is going on? This movie looks dumb as shit, it's got disappointment written all over it.
What the hell is going on? This movie looks dumb as shit, it's got disappointment written all over it.
 
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punkjumpu
10:57AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Totally gonna go see this after I impregnate Emily Browning. -waves to my wife-



Original, great looking art design - looks solid!
Totally gonna go see this after I impregnate Emily Browning. -waves to my wife-



Original, great looking art design - looks solid!
 
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Doctor Supertramp
10:50AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
That is quite badass.
That is quite badass.
 
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Thumbs
9:30AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
more vanessa hudgens in the next trailer please.



It's not that she's a great actress, it's just that I know what a naughty little minx she is.
more vanessa hudgens in the next trailer please.



It's not that she's a great actress, it's just that I know what a naughty little minx she is.
 
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psykowrks
9:07AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Samurai!
This movie looks very good, or at least the trailer looks very good. Love the jumbo sized samyrai with the machine gun :58 into the trailer.
This movie looks very good, or at least the trailer looks very good. Love the jumbo sized samyrai with the machine gun :58 into the trailer.
 
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OKMovieFan
8:49AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Wow, I have never heard of that movie until now. That looks awesome.
Wow, I have never heard of that movie until now. That looks awesome.
 
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Monotreme
8:43AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
As I wrote on the forums, I have NO idea what the FUCK I just watched, but I want to see more of it, NOW.
As I wrote on the forums, I have NO idea what the FUCK I just watched, but I want to see more of it, NOW.
 
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Ish
8:17AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Best Director
He knows how to catch action scenes better then Bay and equal to Cameron!! It looks awesome!
He knows how to catch action scenes better then Bay and equal to Cameron!! It looks awesome!
 
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AnnaDraconida
8:16AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
FIRE BREATHING DRAGON?! I'M SOLD!
FIRE BREATHING DRAGON?! I'M SOLD!
 
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korollocke
8:06AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Misleading
What you saw isn't what the movies all about. It happens(the trailor stuff)in there heads. The studio ahem, "suckerpunched" you with a knight and day trailor.
What you saw isn't what the movies all about. It happens(the trailor stuff)in there heads. The studio ahem, "suckerpunched" you with a knight and day trailor.
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Freeden
2:36AM on 07/28/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Yes, thank you for explaining the trailer, because the trailer didn't make it obvious enough cutting between a mental asylum, a fantasy world, a sci fi world, and a samurai world.
Yes, thank you for explaining the trailer, because the trailer didn't make it obvious enough cutting between a mental asylum, a fantasy world, a sci fi world, and a samurai world.
 
CJN
8:18AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Yeah, I thought as much.
Yeah, I thought as much.
 
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Green-Ghost
7:27AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hell yeah...
looks like another awesome ride from Snyder!
looks like another awesome ride from Snyder!
 
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cristane
7:20AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Looks amazing. Then again - it's Snyder.
Looks amazing. Then again - it's Snyder.
 
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drexxell
7:03AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
NSFW
Interesting...like Inception, I can't tell what this is about yet.



And how about the naked boobs....give us an NSFW warning next time, huh?
Interesting...like Inception, I can't tell what this is about yet.



And how about the naked boobs....give us an NSFW warning next time, huh?
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Can Ispeak To Ken
9:29AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Those aren't naked boobs buddy.. it's a fleshed toned corset... or something... but she definitely has a top on.
Those aren't naked boobs buddy.. it's a fleshed toned corset... or something... but she definitely has a top on.
 
HoyleHaw
8:26AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
 
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CJN
6:26AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Thats some clean spectacular effects.



A feminist version of 300 set in the future. :)
Thats some clean spectacular effects.



A feminist version of 300 set in the future. :)
 
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VincentCostigan
3:48AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
First reaction: Calling it a modern female version of 300 meets Shutter Island on shrooms wouldn't be doing it justice. That teaser is ballistic. Just total insanity unleashed.



Hittin' up that midnight IMAX screening FOR SURE.
First reaction: Calling it a modern female version of 300 meets Shutter Island on shrooms wouldn't be doing it justice. That teaser is ballistic. Just total insanity unleashed.



Hittin' up that midnight IMAX screening FOR SURE.
 
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X-KID
3:38AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
dang! that just blew my mind!
dang! that just blew my mind!
 
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kraki
1:27AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
hope the story works as well as the visuals
hope the story works as well as the visuals
 
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mandingo
12:58AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Wow
I can officially say that thatw as the craziest preview I've ever seen. Needless to say, I'm in.
I can officially say that thatw as the craziest preview I've ever seen. Needless to say, I'm in.
 
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The Ramboner
12:38AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
HOLY SANTA CLAUS SHIT
Time to bring out the boner pants.
Time to bring out the boner pants.
 
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dankfoo
12:22AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
is this gona be pg 13? im gona see it regardless but an R rating would be nice
is this gona be pg 13? im gona see it regardless but an R rating would be nice
 
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Muta
12:03AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Looks like something Paul W.S. Anderson would make.
Looks like something Paul W.S. Anderson would make.
 
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sjs41390
12:00AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Inventive
It looks like theres so much going on in just this tiny trailer. Looks original as hell though and a knockout visually.
It looks like theres so much going on in just this tiny trailer. Looks original as hell though and a knockout visually.
 
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Beauski
11:53PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Dizzamn! Snyder knows how to make a visually stunning movie.
Dizzamn! Snyder knows how to make a visually stunning movie.
 
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Diyalated Peepols
11:48PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
HOT CHICKS! IMAGINATIVE FANTASY STORYLINE! SLOOOOW MOTIOOOOOOOOOOON!
HOT CHICKS! IMAGINATIVE FANTASY STORYLINE! SLOOOOW MOTIOOOOOOOOOOON!
 
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Terminal_83
11:29PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
It looks fucking great to me.
It looks fucking great to me.
 
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optimusprime24
11:24PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
AWESOME
AWESOME
 
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luckystryker
11:18PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Gimme some!
Say what you will about Zack Snyder's skills as a director, he can put together a mean trailer. Is this an original script as opposed to adaptations (300 and Watchmen)?



I am so there for this one!
Say what you will about Zack Snyder's skills as a director, he can put together a mean trailer. Is this an original script as opposed to adaptations (300 and Watchmen)?



I am so there for this one!
 
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cord_cuervo
10:50PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Wow
This shit looks BADASS!!! At first I was hesitant but then I saw this. Wow
This shit looks BADASS!!! At first I was hesitant but then I saw this. Wow
 
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spacemonkee414
10:46PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
um. what the hell was that?? it looked awesome.
um. what the hell was that?? it looked awesome.
 
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TheEighthWonder16
10:38PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I Heard...
that the trailer was supposed to open up using Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks" what happened to that? i was already sold, but that would've totally sold me on it
that the trailer was supposed to open up using Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks" what happened to that? i was already sold, but that would've totally sold me on it
 
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jcov28
10:27PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
2011 is shaping up nicely
for movies you thor,Captain America, Green Lantern, Cowboys v Aliens plus this. 2011 is going to make 2010 look like shit. I'm not sure what Sucker Punch is really about but what I see I love Can't wait till next year
for movies you thor,Captain America, Green Lantern, Cowboys v Aliens plus this. 2011 is going to make 2010 look like shit. I'm not sure what Sucker Punch is really about but what I see I love Can't wait till next year
 
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Can Ispeak To Ken
10:23PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Does anyone know if Michael Jai White is still in this? He was listed in the cast on IMDB.
Does anyone know if Michael Jai White is still in this? He was listed in the cast on IMDB.
 
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Mut
10:19PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Alright, so the CGI's a little iffy in parts, but who really gives a shit? It's got robots, dragons, AND scantily clad women! What more could you ask for?
Alright, so the CGI's a little iffy in parts, but who really gives a shit? It's got robots, dragons, AND scantily clad women! What more could you ask for?
 
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afwdg99
10:18PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
HOLY MOTHER OF
GIANT MINI-GUN WIELDING SAMURAI MONSTER
GIANT MINI-GUN WIELDING SAMURAI MONSTER
 
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deathw1shzero
10:17PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
WOW
this has just became my most anticipated movie of 2011 zack snyder has not disapointed me yet and this just proves that he's gonna bring it again cause you gotta admit his movies always have awesome trailers and this ones da best nice
this has just became my most anticipated movie of 2011 zack snyder has not disapointed me yet and this just proves that he's gonna bring it again cause you gotta admit his movies always have awesome trailers and this ones da best nice
 
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TheEighthWonder16
10:15PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Holy Crap!
This will definitely go on my movies to watch for next year! Friggin' awesome!
This will definitely go on my movies to watch for next year! Friggin' awesome!
 
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The Clif
10:08PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
whhhooooaahhh
that shit was awesome, I'm so down to see it
that shit was awesome, I'm so down to see it
 
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kraki
10:04PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
unbefuckinlievable
that's like Terry Gilliams on speed, Snyder, you are a brave man!
that's like Terry Gilliams on speed, Snyder, you are a brave man!
 
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FilmBufffff
10:00PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
This is gonna be HUGE!!!
I'm calling it right now. This movie will be a HUGE HIT!!! This makes 300 look like a Pixar cartoon. Snyder is the man when it comes to just plain awesome movies.
I'm calling it right now. This movie will be a HUGE HIT!!! This makes 300 look like a Pixar cartoon. Snyder is the man when it comes to just plain awesome movies.
 
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austinstock
9:59PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Can't Wait for this Thursday!!!
I'm very excited to see it this week, going to be very fun!
I'm very excited to see it this week, going to be very fun!
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austinstock
3:31AM on 07/27/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
It's a test screening here in Burbank! At warner bros!! super excited!!! :) I might even get to meet zac snyder!!
It's a test screening here in Burbank! At warner bros!! super excited!!! :) I might even get to meet zac snyder!!
 
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kickass
9:52PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
LOL at everyone
who thought this movie was a stupid idea beacuse Vanessa Hudgens is in it. When will people pull the rocks out of their asses and learn? Always the first to judge things and close the books, huh? Can't wait for this one :)
who thought this movie was a stupid idea beacuse Vanessa Hudgens is in it. When will people pull the rocks out of their asses and learn? Always the first to judge things and close the books, huh? Can't wait for this one :)
 
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Bigger Boat
9:44PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I'm surprised . . .
. . . looks WAY better than I thought.
. . . looks WAY better than I thought.
 
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ElderPredator
9:23PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hot chick and action boner...
Wow....ummm...gonna watch it again!



*clicks play*



That's an awesome looking flick! Way to go Snyder.
Wow....ummm...gonna watch it again!



*clicks play*



That's an awesome looking flick! Way to go Snyder.
 
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Nivekian
9:23PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Hot
Hot
 
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DougHeffernan
9:19PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Looks pretty awesome. I'll be there.
Looks pretty awesome. I'll be there.
 
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Red4
9:06PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Jena Malone's scenes gave me a boner. But then I remembered she has a tramp stamp, and my boner went flaccid so fast, it felt like a suckerpunch to the balls.
Jena Malone's scenes gave me a boner. But then I remembered she has a tramp stamp, and my boner went flaccid so fast, it felt like a suckerpunch to the balls.
 
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kdraines
8:39PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Zack Snyder ruins another March


Masturbatory slo-mo, wretched graphics, 'stylized' production design (i.e. lots and lots of cgi background plates).



Where's the Snyder who made the 'Dawn of the Dead' remake instead of this video game trash?


Masturbatory slo-mo, wretched graphics, 'stylized' production design (i.e. lots and lots of cgi background plates).



Where's the Snyder who made the 'Dawn of the Dead' remake instead of this video game trash?
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Conz
9:15PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
DotD had everything you just trashed also. Snyder hasnt missed yet imo
DotD had everything you just trashed also. Snyder hasnt missed yet imo
 
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Josh Tequila
8:29PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
One word.
Wow!

This looks awesome. Emily Browning finally getting an amazing role. This is my new most anticipated film. I'm excited now.
Wow!

This looks awesome. Emily Browning finally getting an amazing role. This is my new most anticipated film. I'm excited now.
 
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Jig Saw 123
8:20PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
WTH
This looks completely off the wall and only something Synder could imagine. This has definitely jumped up my list of movies to look forward to next year.
This looks completely off the wall and only something Synder could imagine. This has definitely jumped up my list of movies to look forward to next year.
 
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BigGeee
8:13PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
WTF ?
I'm loving the madness, but what's up with the dragons ?!
I'm loving the madness, but what's up with the dragons ?!
 
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APzombie
8:10PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
looks like Zach has been spending more time playing his x-box. i'm sure boys will eat this up. at least it's not based on subversive, intelligent material like Watchmen that he can't grasp.
looks like Zach has been spending more time playing his x-box. i'm sure boys will eat this up. at least it's not based on subversive, intelligent material like Watchmen that he can't grasp.
 
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miguel_montes
8:08PM on 07/26/2010 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Holy shit, that looks awesome. Hot girls kicking robot samurai ass, what else could you want?
Holy shit, that looks awesome. Hot girls kicking robot samurai ass, what else could you want?
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