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Witness sexy action girls and pure madness in the Sucker Punch teaser!

07.26.2010

We've ogled the posters and reported on the Comic Con panel, but I don't think anything could compare to seeing footage of Zack Snyder's loony superstylish action epic SUCKER PUNCH. Yow.

It remains to be seen if the finished film (due next March) will make much more sense than this early retina-scorching teaser, or if it will just be two hours of dazzling bullet-riddled lunacy. I'm good either way.

Check it out below or in HD at Apple!

Extra Tidbit: If those girls are sick, it's a sickness I'm down with.
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9:46PM on 08/02/2010
Yes please!
Yes please!
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6:51PM on 07/29/2010

HELL YES!!!!!!

T H I S I S A W E S O M E
T H I S I S A W E S O M E
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7:48PM on 07/28/2010
What the hell did I just watch? Hot chicks with guns flying planes, fighting giant mini-gun wielding Samurais and dragons, and just kicking ass in general. Can't wait!
What the hell did I just watch? Hot chicks with guns flying planes, fighting giant mini-gun wielding Samurais and dragons, and just kicking ass in general. Can't wait!
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11:22AM on 07/28/2010

WOW!!

Visually this looks epic!! Can't wait
Visually this looks epic!! Can't wait
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2:37AM on 07/28/2010
I have no idea what's going on here, but it looks cool as hell. I'm down for it. Snyder has yet to disappoint me, so I'm totally down for this.
I have no idea what's going on here, but it looks cool as hell. I'm down for it. Snyder has yet to disappoint me, so I'm totally down for this.
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2:24AM on 07/28/2010

I like...

That they used Lords Of Acid's song "The Crablouse", from their kick ass 1994 album "Voodoo-U" for this trailer. Very entertaining.

Here's the cover of the album...

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That they used Lords Of Acid's song "The Crablouse", from their kick ass 1994 album "Voodoo-U" for this trailer. Very entertaining.

Here's the cover of the album...

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10:34PM on 07/27/2010
those last three commentaries must be from Michael Bay fanatics who just can't bear to see another director making action in a more exiting way and include stories and real characters in his films on top of it.
those last three commentaries must be from Michael Bay fanatics who just can't bear to see another director making action in a more exiting way and include stories and real characters in his films on top of it.
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1:15PM on 07/27/2010
Looks like another dumb "slo-motion" bullshit movie from Snyder. "Visionary director" my ass.
Looks like another dumb "slo-motion" bullshit movie from Snyder. "Visionary director" my ass.
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11:29AM on 07/27/2010
It looks good but also a bit "we're trying way too hard". We'll see.
It looks good but also a bit "we're trying way too hard". We'll see.
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11:29AM on 07/27/2010

RETARDED

What the hell is going on? This movie looks dumb as shit, it's got disappointment written all over it.
What the hell is going on? This movie looks dumb as shit, it's got disappointment written all over it.
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10:57AM on 07/27/2010
Totally gonna go see this after I impregnate Emily Browning. -waves to my wife-

Original, great looking art design - looks solid!
Totally gonna go see this after I impregnate Emily Browning. -waves to my wife-

Original, great looking art design - looks solid!
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10:50AM on 07/27/2010
That is quite badass.
That is quite badass.
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9:30AM on 07/27/2010
more vanessa hudgens in the next trailer please.

It's not that she's a great actress, it's just that I know what a naughty little minx she is.
more vanessa hudgens in the next trailer please.

It's not that she's a great actress, it's just that I know what a naughty little minx she is.
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9:07AM on 07/27/2010

Samurai!

This movie looks very good, or at least the trailer looks very good. Love the jumbo sized samyrai with the machine gun :58 into the trailer.
This movie looks very good, or at least the trailer looks very good. Love the jumbo sized samyrai with the machine gun :58 into the trailer.
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8:49AM on 07/27/2010
Wow, I have never heard of that movie until now. That looks awesome.
Wow, I have never heard of that movie until now. That looks awesome.
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8:43AM on 07/27/2010
As I wrote on the forums, I have NO idea what the FUCK I just watched, but I want to see more of it, NOW.
As I wrote on the forums, I have NO idea what the FUCK I just watched, but I want to see more of it, NOW.
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8:17AM on 07/27/2010

Best Director

He knows how to catch action scenes better then Bay and equal to Cameron!! It looks awesome!
He knows how to catch action scenes better then Bay and equal to Cameron!! It looks awesome!
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8:16AM on 07/27/2010
FIRE BREATHING DRAGON?! I'M SOLD!
FIRE BREATHING DRAGON?! I'M SOLD!
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8:06AM on 07/27/2010

Misleading

What you saw isn't what the movies all about. It happens(the trailor stuff)in there heads. The studio ahem, "suckerpunched" you with a knight and day trailor.
What you saw isn't what the movies all about. It happens(the trailor stuff)in there heads. The studio ahem, "suckerpunched" you with a knight and day trailor.
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8:18AM on 07/27/2010
Yeah, I thought as much.
Yeah, I thought as much.
2:36AM on 07/28/2010
Yes, thank you for explaining the trailer, because the trailer didn't make it obvious enough cutting between a mental asylum, a fantasy world, a sci fi world, and a samurai world.
Yes, thank you for explaining the trailer, because the trailer didn't make it obvious enough cutting between a mental asylum, a fantasy world, a sci fi world, and a samurai world.
7:27AM on 07/27/2010

Hell yeah...

looks like another awesome ride from Snyder!
looks like another awesome ride from Snyder!
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7:20AM on 07/27/2010
Looks amazing. Then again - it's Snyder.
Looks amazing. Then again - it's Snyder.
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7:03AM on 07/27/2010

NSFW

Interesting...like Inception, I can't tell what this is about yet.

And how about the naked boobs....give us an NSFW warning next time, huh?
Interesting...like Inception, I can't tell what this is about yet.

And how about the naked boobs....give us an NSFW warning next time, huh?
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8:26AM on 07/27/2010
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
9:29AM on 07/27/2010
Those aren't naked boobs buddy.. it's a fleshed toned corset... or something... but she definitely has a top on.
Those aren't naked boobs buddy.. it's a fleshed toned corset... or something... but she definitely has a top on.
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6:26AM on 07/27/2010
Thats some clean spectacular effects.

A feminist version of 300 set in the future. :)
Thats some clean spectacular effects.

A feminist version of 300 set in the future. :)
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3:48AM on 07/27/2010

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

First reaction: Calling it a modern female version of 300 meets Shutter Island on shrooms wouldn't be doing it justice. That teaser is ballistic. Just total insanity unleashed.

Hittin' up that midnight IMAX screening FOR SURE.
First reaction: Calling it a modern female version of 300 meets Shutter Island on shrooms wouldn't be doing it justice. That teaser is ballistic. Just total insanity unleashed.

Hittin' up that midnight IMAX screening FOR SURE.
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3:38AM on 07/27/2010
dang! that just blew my mind!
dang! that just blew my mind!
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1:27AM on 07/27/2010
hope the story works as well as the visuals
hope the story works as well as the visuals
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12:58AM on 07/27/2010

Wow

I can officially say that thatw as the craziest preview I've ever seen. Needless to say, I'm in.
I can officially say that thatw as the craziest preview I've ever seen. Needless to say, I'm in.
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12:38AM on 07/27/2010

HOLY SANTA CLAUS SHIT

Time to bring out the boner pants.
Time to bring out the boner pants.
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12:22AM on 07/27/2010
is this gona be pg 13? im gona see it regardless but an R rating would be nice
is this gona be pg 13? im gona see it regardless but an R rating would be nice
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12:03AM on 07/27/2010
Looks like something Paul W.S. Anderson would make.
Looks like something Paul W.S. Anderson would make.
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12:00AM on 07/27/2010

Inventive

It looks like theres so much going on in just this tiny trailer. Looks original as hell though and a knockout visually.
It looks like theres so much going on in just this tiny trailer. Looks original as hell though and a knockout visually.
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11:53PM on 07/26/2010
Dizzamn! Snyder knows how to make a visually stunning movie.
Dizzamn! Snyder knows how to make a visually stunning movie.
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11:48PM on 07/26/2010
HOT CHICKS! IMAGINATIVE FANTASY STORYLINE! SLOOOOW MOTIOOOOOOOOOOON!
HOT CHICKS! IMAGINATIVE FANTASY STORYLINE! SLOOOOW MOTIOOOOOOOOOOON!
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11:29PM on 07/26/2010
It looks fucking great to me.
It looks fucking great to me.
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11:24PM on 07/26/2010
AWESOME
AWESOME
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11:18PM on 07/26/2010

Gimme some!

Say what you will about Zack Snyder's skills as a director, he can put together a mean trailer. Is this an original script as opposed to adaptations (300 and Watchmen)?

I am so there for this one!
Say what you will about Zack Snyder's skills as a director, he can put together a mean trailer. Is this an original script as opposed to adaptations (300 and Watchmen)?

I am so there for this one!
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10:50PM on 07/26/2010

Wow

This shit looks BADASS!!! At first I was hesitant but then I saw this. Wow
This shit looks BADASS!!! At first I was hesitant but then I saw this. Wow
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10:46PM on 07/26/2010
um. what the hell was that?? it looked awesome.
um. what the hell was that?? it looked awesome.
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10:38PM on 07/26/2010

I Heard...

that the trailer was supposed to open up using Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks" what happened to that? i was already sold, but that would've totally sold me on it
that the trailer was supposed to open up using Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks" what happened to that? i was already sold, but that would've totally sold me on it
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10:27PM on 07/26/2010

2011 is shaping up nicely

for movies you thor,Captain America, Green Lantern, Cowboys v Aliens plus this. 2011 is going to make 2010 look like shit. I'm not sure what Sucker Punch is really about but what I see I love Can't wait till next year
for movies you thor,Captain America, Green Lantern, Cowboys v Aliens plus this. 2011 is going to make 2010 look like shit. I'm not sure what Sucker Punch is really about but what I see I love Can't wait till next year
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10:23PM on 07/26/2010
Does anyone know if Michael Jai White is still in this? He was listed in the cast on IMDB.
Does anyone know if Michael Jai White is still in this? He was listed in the cast on IMDB.
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10:19PM on 07/26/2010
Alright, so the CGI's a little iffy in parts, but who really gives a shit? It's got robots, dragons, AND scantily clad women! What more could you ask for?
Alright, so the CGI's a little iffy in parts, but who really gives a shit? It's got robots, dragons, AND scantily clad women! What more could you ask for?
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10:18PM on 07/26/2010

HOLY MOTHER OF

GIANT MINI-GUN WIELDING SAMURAI MONSTER
GIANT MINI-GUN WIELDING SAMURAI MONSTER
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10:17PM on 07/26/2010

WOW

this has just became my most anticipated movie of 2011 zack snyder has not disapointed me yet and this just proves that he's gonna bring it again cause you gotta admit his movies always have awesome trailers and this ones da best nice
this has just became my most anticipated movie of 2011 zack snyder has not disapointed me yet and this just proves that he's gonna bring it again cause you gotta admit his movies always have awesome trailers and this ones da best nice
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10:15PM on 07/26/2010

Holy Crap!

This will definitely go on my movies to watch for next year! Friggin' awesome!
This will definitely go on my movies to watch for next year! Friggin' awesome!
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10:08PM on 07/26/2010

whhhooooaahhh

that shit was awesome, I'm so down to see it
that shit was awesome, I'm so down to see it
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10:04PM on 07/26/2010

unbefuckinlievable

that's like Terry Gilliams on speed, Snyder, you are a brave man!
that's like Terry Gilliams on speed, Snyder, you are a brave man!
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10:00PM on 07/26/2010

This is gonna be HUGE!!!

I'm calling it right now. This movie will be a HUGE HIT!!! This makes 300 look like a Pixar cartoon. Snyder is the man when it comes to just plain awesome movies.
I'm calling it right now. This movie will be a HUGE HIT!!! This makes 300 look like a Pixar cartoon. Snyder is the man when it comes to just plain awesome movies.
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9:59PM on 07/26/2010

Can't Wait for this Thursday!!!

I'm very excited to see it this week, going to be very fun!
I'm very excited to see it this week, going to be very fun!
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3:31AM on 07/27/2010
It's a test screening here in Burbank! At warner bros!! super excited!!! :) I might even get to meet zac snyder!!
It's a test screening here in Burbank! At warner bros!! super excited!!! :) I might even get to meet zac snyder!!
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9:52PM on 07/26/2010

LOL at everyone

who thought this movie was a stupid idea beacuse Vanessa Hudgens is in it. When will people pull the rocks out of their asses and learn? Always the first to judge things and close the books, huh? Can't wait for this one :)
who thought this movie was a stupid idea beacuse Vanessa Hudgens is in it. When will people pull the rocks out of their asses and learn? Always the first to judge things and close the books, huh? Can't wait for this one :)
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9:44PM on 07/26/2010

I'm surprised . . .

. . . looks WAY better than I thought.
. . . looks WAY better than I thought.
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9:23PM on 07/26/2010

Hot chick and action boner...

Wow....ummm...gonna watch it again!

*clicks play*

That's an awesome looking flick! Way to go Snyder.
Wow....ummm...gonna watch it again!

*clicks play*

That's an awesome looking flick! Way to go Snyder.
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9:23PM on 07/26/2010
Hot
Hot
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9:19PM on 07/26/2010
Looks pretty awesome. I'll be there.
Looks pretty awesome. I'll be there.
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9:06PM on 07/26/2010
Jena Malone's scenes gave me a boner. But then I remembered she has a tramp stamp, and my boner went flaccid so fast, it felt like a suckerpunch to the balls.
Jena Malone's scenes gave me a boner. But then I remembered she has a tramp stamp, and my boner went flaccid so fast, it felt like a suckerpunch to the balls.
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8:39PM on 07/26/2010

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9:15PM on 07/26/2010
DotD had everything you just trashed also. Snyder hasnt missed yet imo
DotD had everything you just trashed also. Snyder hasnt missed yet imo
8:29PM on 07/26/2010

One word.

Wow!
This looks awesome. Emily Browning finally getting an amazing role. This is my new most anticipated film. I'm excited now.
Wow!
This looks awesome. Emily Browning finally getting an amazing role. This is my new most anticipated film. I'm excited now.
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8:20PM on 07/26/2010

WTH

This looks completely off the wall and only something Synder could imagine. This has definitely jumped up my list of movies to look forward to next year.
This looks completely off the wall and only something Synder could imagine. This has definitely jumped up my list of movies to look forward to next year.
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8:13PM on 07/26/2010

WTF ?

I'm loving the madness, but what's up with the dragons ?!
I'm loving the madness, but what's up with the dragons ?!
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8:10PM on 07/26/2010
looks like Zach has been spending more time playing his x-box. i'm sure boys will eat this up. at least it's not based on subversive, intelligent material like Watchmen that he can't grasp.
looks like Zach has been spending more time playing his x-box. i'm sure boys will eat this up. at least it's not based on subversive, intelligent material like Watchmen that he can't grasp.
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8:08PM on 07/26/2010
Holy shit, that looks awesome. Hot girls kicking robot samurai ass, what else could you want?
Holy shit, that looks awesome. Hot girls kicking robot samurai ass, what else could you want?
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