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Woody vs. Zombies

08.26.2008

I once got super drunk at a super bar and made out with a super good looking guy who I thought was Woody Harrelson. Turns out it wasn't. But since then I have been so obsessed with the guy's career that even the most mundane news featuring the former Cheers star gets me all wet in the groin.

Today was an unusually soupy day for my groin and I because my true love Woody has been cast in ZOMBIELAND, a film directed by Ruben Fleischer for Columbia Pictures, which revolves around a mismatched pair of survivors who find friendship and redemption in a world overrun by zombies.

I love zombies, I love mismatched pairs of survivors, and I love stories of friendship and redemption. But I'll be honest. A movie starring my soul mate could be about an aunt with diarrhea and I'd still be first in line.

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Extra Tidbit: Woody kicked ass in NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN. This dude better start seeing more work and fast!
Source: The H. Reporter

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2:16AM on 08/28/2008
I really thought this was Woody Allen, but I'm so glad it's not.
I really thought this was Woody Allen, but I'm so glad it's not.
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5:53AM on 08/27/2008
Damn. I was hoping Toy Story was taking a darker direction.
Damn. I was hoping Toy Story was taking a darker direction.
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10:50PM on 08/26/2008

YES

Thats an awesome picture above! This kinda sounds like the comic series The Walking Dead, none the less, im a sucker for ZOMBIE movies. i dont know what it is, sometimes its kinda embarrassing to admit, the idea just fascinates me. People may look at me strangely when mention that i have comic books about zombies of all things, but i know i wont be the only one standing in line for this movie. Its hard to satisfy a zombie maniac saying the least, but this movie cannot possibly be worse then
Thats an awesome picture above! This kinda sounds like the comic series The Walking Dead, none the less, im a sucker for ZOMBIE movies. i dont know what it is, sometimes its kinda embarrassing to admit, the idea just fascinates me. People may look at me strangely when mention that i have comic books about zombies of all things, but i know i wont be the only one standing in line for this movie. Its hard to satisfy a zombie maniac saying the least, but this movie cannot possibly be worse then All the RE films put together, not to mention Land of the dead. i dig mr harrelson, i dig zombies and miss matched survivors. u add those together to make a film, then u add a large popcorn and an ice, and good things can happen. I dig it!
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3:54PM on 08/26/2008

transsiberian

He was very good in Transsiberian, with ben kingsley and emily mortimer... Not as "cool" a part, but definitely very well-acted.

And Im sure its at least half-comedy... is zomcom a saying? If so, shaun of the deads the first I can think of, and this seems to be more of the same... nothing says comedy like the words "a mismatched pair"... uh, hello, Odd Couple!
He was very good in Transsiberian, with ben kingsley and emily mortimer... Not as "cool" a part, but definitely very well-acted.

And Im sure its at least half-comedy... is zomcom a saying? If so, shaun of the deads the first I can think of, and this seems to be more of the same... nothing says comedy like the words "a mismatched pair"... uh, hello, Odd Couple!
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1:21PM on 08/26/2008
I hope the other survivor to this mismatched pair is an alien who Woody falls in love with.
I hope the other survivor to this mismatched pair is an alien who Woody falls in love with.
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1:03PM on 08/26/2008

jeanericuser...

...from the discription and the fact the director has only done TV and comedies, I'm assuming this is at least part comedy.
...from the discription and the fact the director has only done TV and comedies, I'm assuming this is at least part comedy.
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12:08PM on 08/26/2008
here's hoping the other mismatched survivor is Wesley Snipes.

Woody is one of the great ones. Larry Flint, baby
here's hoping the other mismatched survivor is Wesley Snipes.

Woody is one of the great ones. Larry Flint, baby
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6:17AM on 08/26/2008
Eww. This article made me ill. Woody is better served doing comedies. He would be horrible likely in this movie. Probably someone who will get his guts ripped out within the first half hour of the movie.
Eww. This article made me ill. Woody is better served doing comedies. He would be horrible likely in this movie. Probably someone who will get his guts ripped out within the first half hour of the movie.
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5:34AM on 08/26/2008
There is only one Woody.

And he's a New York schnook who makes awesome movies.

This guy is...an IMPOSTER!

(and if you took that seriously, you need to go play in traffic now)
There is only one Woody.

And he's a New York schnook who makes awesome movies.

This guy is...an IMPOSTER!

(and if you took that seriously, you need to go play in traffic now)
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2:42AM on 08/26/2008
I like Woody H.
Especially Kingpin man I love that movie!
I like Woody H.
Especially Kingpin man I love that movie!
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1:27AM on 08/26/2008

Isn't it?

Woody? Not, "woddy." Proof your text guys. Seriously.
Woody? Not, "woddy." Proof your text guys. Seriously.
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