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Words cannot begin to describe the new trailer for Kevin Smith's Yoga Hosers

06.06.2016

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I don't even know where to start with this latest trailer for Kevin Smith's new film YOGA HOSERS. While the last look we got at the film wasn't all that promising, it takes some real effort to go from bad to worse. 

Well, worse is here. 

I'm not even going to try to describe what it is here that offended my eyes or why this looks like a new low for Smith, which is pretty incredible, since he seems to keep moving that bar downward with each new directorial effort. I'm going to make you watch it for yourself, because if I had to suffer through it, then please join me in a moment of solidarity where we all have to endure it together. 

And hey... maybe this does something for you, in which case... awesome. Good for you. I'm glad this is for someone other than Smith's family and friends. But the rest of us will be over here wondering how we got to this moment where YOGA HOSERS is something he's going out of his way to make these days. 

Smith will be touring YOGA HOSERS around the country throughout June and July, with a wide release currently set for July 29

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10:32PM on 06/07/2016

what language is this?

I'm Canadian, I get that he's maaaaaaybe trying for a bit of an 'inside joke' in that we don't talk like this. At all ( even a Northern Ontario accent isn't laid on this thick {for example look up Canada's Worst Driver and listen to the host talk.}). It goes on so much that it becomes distracting even in the small amount of time in the trailer. It would have been FAR better to have a single character that talks that way with everyone questioning WHY/ it turning out that its a speech impediment,
I'm Canadian, I get that he's maaaaaaybe trying for a bit of an 'inside joke' in that we don't talk like this. At all ( even a Northern Ontario accent isn't laid on this thick {for example look up Canada's Worst Driver and listen to the host talk.}). It goes on so much that it becomes distracting even in the small amount of time in the trailer. It would have been FAR better to have a single character that talks that way with everyone questioning WHY/ it turning out that its a speech impediment, OR that it is actually an American trying (poorly) to 'blend in'

I can only hope that its SUPPOSED to be one of those over the top cheesy movies you watch with friends to groan about but.....
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8:08PM on 06/07/2016
What the hell is this shit?
What the hell is this shit?
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7:26PM on 06/07/2016
Please go away Kevin Smith.
Please go away Kevin Smith.
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6:09PM on 06/07/2016
Wow. that was the worst thing I've seen all day. I used to give Kevin Smith the benefit of the doubt because quite a few of his previous titles sounded dumb on paper but when I saw the actual product I was impressed(more or less). I think he peaked with "Red State". Once this Moose Jaws (or whatever it's called) movie comes out, you can stick a fork in him.
Wow. that was the worst thing I've seen all day. I used to give Kevin Smith the benefit of the doubt because quite a few of his previous titles sounded dumb on paper but when I saw the actual product I was impressed(more or less). I think he peaked with "Red State". Once this Moose Jaws (or whatever it's called) movie comes out, you can stick a fork in him.
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12:45PM on 06/07/2016
I'm from Canada and live here still and have never heard anyone talk like that. Ever.
I'm from Canada and live here still and have never heard anyone talk like that. Ever.
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10:34AM on 06/07/2016
Looka like when Smith worked with Will Smith on Jersey Girl, Smith's "give your untalented kids a career they didnt earn" philosophy rubbed off on him
Looka like when Smith worked with Will Smith on Jersey Girl, Smith's "give your untalented kids a career they didnt earn" philosophy rubbed off on him
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12:59PM on 06/07/2016
Have you seen the movie?
Have you seen the movie?
9:05PM on 06/07/2016
Have you?
Have you?
1:29PM on 06/10/2016
No, but I'm not picking on kids before seeing it
No, but I'm not picking on kids before seeing it
10:20AM on 06/07/2016

I don't know why...

... but I could definitely watch this. It clearly isn't taking itself seriously, which I felt was the downfall of Tusk. Tusk tried to hard to be serious but was utterly stupid. This movie knows it's stupid and has fun with it. I definitely wouldn't pay to see it, but will find myself streaming it for free when it releases. Don't bash me for it, but I am looking forward to seeing this.
... but I could definitely watch this. It clearly isn't taking itself seriously, which I felt was the downfall of Tusk. Tusk tried to hard to be serious but was utterly stupid. This movie knows it's stupid and has fun with it. I definitely wouldn't pay to see it, but will find myself streaming it for free when it releases. Don't bash me for it, but I am looking forward to seeing this.
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9:27AM on 06/07/2016
Huh, well, this doesn't look completely terrible...
"Nein! Nein! So much nein it's ten!!!"
Ok, I take it back. Fuck this.
Huh, well, this doesn't look completely terrible...
"Nein! Nein! So much nein it's ten!!!"
Ok, I take it back. Fuck this.
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9:22AM on 06/07/2016
I like Kevin Smith the person, his podcasts are funny. Kevin Smith the filmmaker I've liked to a point but it's been harder in recent years. This doesn't inspire confidence but I might see what it's about, more excited to see where his Moose Jaws goes. Also I get that he's a fan of Bob and Doug but come on! the aboot jokes are played out.
I like Kevin Smith the person, his podcasts are funny. Kevin Smith the filmmaker I've liked to a point but it's been harder in recent years. This doesn't inspire confidence but I might see what it's about, more excited to see where his Moose Jaws goes. Also I get that he's a fan of Bob and Doug but come on! the aboot jokes are played out.
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10:09AM on 06/07/2016
you mean you might see what it's aboot.
you mean you might see what it's aboot.
8:04AM on 06/07/2016
This doesn't look like something Smith would waste his time on
This doesn't look like something Smith would waste his time on
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5:17AM on 06/07/2016
Hahahahahaahahahah a movie that look this bad has got to be intentional.
Hahahahahaahahahah a movie that look this bad has got to be intentional.
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1:51AM on 06/07/2016
"This isn't isnt even a Marvel movie, and they dragged poor Stan Lee into this."
- CinemaSins, Sometime in 2016
"This isn't isnt even a Marvel movie, and they dragged poor Stan Lee into this."
- CinemaSins, Sometime in 2016
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12:49AM on 06/07/2016
I don't hate Kevin Smith, but add one this to the reasons I don't like Kevin Smith.
I don't hate Kevin Smith, but add one this to the reasons I don't like Kevin Smith.
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12:17AM on 06/07/2016
This probably would have been the type of movie I would've watched late night in my teens. Now that I'm old I've come to realize that some things just aren't for me anymore. This is just one of many.
This probably would have been the type of movie I would've watched late night in my teens. Now that I'm old I've come to realize that some things just aren't for me anymore. This is just one of many.
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10:08PM on 06/06/2016
This is why NO ONE should take any of Kevin Smiths opinions serious about film especially when it comes to films like Star Wars.
This is why NO ONE should take any of Kevin Smiths opinions serious about film especially when it comes to films like Star Wars.
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12:43AM on 06/07/2016
I don't think there's a single podcast where he gives is opinion without joking about how inferior a filmmaker he is. The idea that just because his films aren't good means he's not entitled to his opinion is dumb.
I don't think there's a single podcast where he gives is opinion without joking about how inferior a filmmaker he is. The idea that just because his films aren't good means he's not entitled to his opinion is dumb.
8:51PM on 06/08/2016
I hate this argument. Just because Kevin Smith makes bad movies doesn't mean he can't understand what qualities compose a good movie. The same people who make this argument believe that their opinion is the right one, yet I don't know what qualifies them as better, unless they all made masterpieces.
I hate this argument. Just because Kevin Smith makes bad movies doesn't mean he can't understand what qualities compose a good movie. The same people who make this argument believe that their opinion is the right one, yet I don't know what qualifies them as better, unless they all made masterpieces.
10:06PM on 06/06/2016

Oh Man

Love Kevin Smith...but this one might be tough to sit through. Guess we'll see.
Love Kevin Smith...but this one might be tough to sit through. Guess we'll see.
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8:34PM on 06/06/2016

Looks asinine

Intentionally making a bad film does not automatically make it a cult film.
Intentionally making a bad film does not automatically make it a cult film.
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8:32PM on 06/06/2016
WHY?????
WHY?????
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8:16PM on 06/06/2016
Dear Kevin Smith: First off, stop generalizing that all Canadians say "aboot". We're actually quite fond of using the vowels "o" and "u" together; so much so that we insist on spelling colour, flavour and labour that way. Secondly, I'm a big fan; Dogma and Mallrats get watched at least twice a year, Red State was phenomenal, and I'll even forgive you for Cop Out (but not Jersey Girl). But this...I just will never be able to bring myself to watch this. Although get me Lily Depp's number this
Dear Kevin Smith: First off, stop generalizing that all Canadians say "aboot". We're actually quite fond of using the vowels "o" and "u" together; so much so that we insist on spelling colour, flavour and labour that way. Secondly, I'm a big fan; Dogma and Mallrats get watched at least twice a year, Red State was phenomenal, and I'll even forgive you for Cop Out (but not Jersey Girl). But this...I just will never be able to bring myself to watch this. Although get me Lily Depp's number this time next year, and I may consider watching it on Netflix.
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12:46PM on 06/07/2016
If I could give you a million up votes I would. It's such an unoriginal and played out joke. I've never heard anyone talk like that here.
If I could give you a million up votes I would. It's such an unoriginal and played out joke. I've never heard anyone talk like that here.
8:43PM on 06/08/2016
It's one thing to use the pronunciation "aboot" affectionately with a Canadian accent, in the same way that Fargo features a Minnesotan accent as part of it's charm, but these actors aren't even attempting an accent. That's my problem with it.
It's one thing to use the pronunciation "aboot" affectionately with a Canadian accent, in the same way that Fargo features a Minnesotan accent as part of it's charm, but these actors aren't even attempting an accent. That's my problem with it.
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7:58PM on 06/06/2016
I couldn't even finish the trailer. So awful.
I couldn't even finish the trailer. So awful.
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7:04PM on 06/06/2016

Looking like one of the worst of all time to get a mainstream release... If it does

I dont even know what to say. This is a pretty all-encompassing trailer that shows what looks to be every key plot point in the film and all I can do is cringe and shake my head. If you can't even put together a decent trailer from a full length feature, you are in serious trouble. As a fan of Kevin Smith's early films, its sad to see what he has become. Im done... No MallBrats, No Clerks 3, done.
I dont even know what to say. This is a pretty all-encompassing trailer that shows what looks to be every key plot point in the film and all I can do is cringe and shake my head. If you can't even put together a decent trailer from a full length feature, you are in serious trouble. As a fan of Kevin Smith's early films, its sad to see what he has become. Im done... No MallBrats, No Clerks 3, done.
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6:46PM on 06/06/2016

Yea but...

He killed it on his episode of The Flash he directed. He talked about it and just said he is in a bit of a phase of just feeling like making really weird and stupid movies and full recognizes what they are and what the limited appeal if any is. Also, that he will likely at some point come out of it and get back to stuff that is a bit more appealing. This doesn't look too good, but hey...do you, Kevin Smith. If they keep bringing you in to Kill it on episodes of the Flash, i'm happy enough.
He killed it on his episode of The Flash he directed. He talked about it and just said he is in a bit of a phase of just feeling like making really weird and stupid movies and full recognizes what they are and what the limited appeal if any is. Also, that he will likely at some point come out of it and get back to stuff that is a bit more appealing. This doesn't look too good, but hey...do you, Kevin Smith. If they keep bringing you in to Kill it on episodes of the Flash, i'm happy enough.
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8:37PM on 06/08/2016
I heard the same thing. He was a guest on Movie Fights and he talked on the After The Fights show that follows on Screen Junkies Plus how he never had an experimental phase, since he started working on studio films. Basically what you wrote.
I heard the same thing. He was a guest on Movie Fights and he talked on the After The Fights show that follows on Screen Junkies Plus how he never had an experimental phase, since he started working on studio films. Basically what you wrote.
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6:08PM on 06/06/2016

Wow

I cant even till what the worst part is. The premise, the jokes or the acting. Everything looks and Sound like crap. Smith should really, really ditch that damn weed.
I cant even till what the worst part is. The premise, the jokes or the acting. Everything looks and Sound like crap. Smith should really, really ditch that damn weed.
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6:24PM on 06/06/2016
Wtf does weed have to do with it? I bet smith was smoking pot when he was actually making decent films. In fact I'd say the vast majority of Hollywood film makers use marijuana. Actors too.
Wtf does weed have to do with it? I bet smith was smoking pot when he was actually making decent films. In fact I'd say the vast majority of Hollywood film makers use marijuana. Actors too.
8:36PM on 06/06/2016
If anything, this trailer makes it look like he STOPPED smoking weed and should start again.
If anything, this trailer makes it look like he STOPPED smoking weed and should start again.
10:05PM on 06/06/2016
I agree. It's like he was completely baked when he wrote this. And let me guess commentors of this post ... weed is harmless?
I agree. It's like he was completely baked when he wrote this. And let me guess commentors of this post ... weed is harmless?
9:07PM on 06/07/2016
ya.. kevin smith talks all the time about how he didnt start smoking weed til his mid to late 30's.. so the original comment makes sense.
ya.. kevin smith talks all the time about how he didnt start smoking weed til his mid to late 30's.. so the original comment makes sense.
8:34PM on 06/08/2016
He started smoking weed when he worked with Seth Rogen on Zack and Miri Make a Porno, which was after all of his "good movies" and he hasn't really made anything very interesting since.
He started smoking weed when he worked with Seth Rogen on Zack and Miri Make a Porno, which was after all of his "good movies" and he hasn't really made anything very interesting since.
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