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Writers for Heigl

09.16.2008

Upcoming writers Keith Merryman and David A. Newman have been tapped by Fox to write an action comedy for Katherine Heigl called DRAWN TOGETHER. The whole thing's being played pretty close to the chest, but what we do know is that in the film an electronics designer meets the woman of his dreams, only to find out that she's not who she seems to be.

Now, if there was any solidarity amongst the writers in Hollywood these guys would stick it to Heigl. She's insufferably querulous and totally deserves it. If it were me I'd write her dialogue like "Well I think that we should move in together because we're in love... and I smell like a used up whore who fell into a bucket of skunk poop tweek tweek bop bop long live Hitler!", or put question marks where they didn't belong like when Veronica Corningstone gets back at Ron Burgundy in ANCHORMAN
Extra Tidbit: Josh Kelley is ten times the man that I am.
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11:11PM on 09/20/2008
To moviealien...

Look closer... Thats her foot. NOT a nose.

And shes a good actress. We'll see how it goes.
To moviealien...

Look closer... Thats her foot. NOT a nose.

And shes a good actress. We'll see how it goes.
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8:33PM on 09/17/2008
Her tit looks yummy :D
Her tit looks yummy :D
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2:03PM on 09/17/2008
I feel sorry for Heigl. So much of what she says is taken out of context. Not to mention being female and having an opinion about anything, seems to equate beating up a 3 year old. Keep it up Heigl!
I feel sorry for Heigl. So much of what she says is taken out of context. Not to mention being female and having an opinion about anything, seems to equate beating up a 3 year old. Keep it up Heigl!
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5:50PM on 09/16/2008
Too bad she's a bitch.
Too bad she's a bitch.
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2:12PM on 09/16/2008

the nose knows

why is there a random nose in the photo? whose is it?
why is there a random nose in the photo? whose is it?
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1:45PM on 09/16/2008

Spoiler Alert

She'll never be in anything as funny as Knocked Up. Sorry but hotness doesn't un-burn bridges.
She'll never be in anything as funny as Knocked Up. Sorry but hotness doesn't un-burn bridges.
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10:55AM on 09/16/2008
I don't care what she owes anyone, but she doesn't deserve her own show.

But then again, it'll be nice to watch it crash and burn. I didn't like her before Knocked up, Grey's Anatomy is annoying, and she's not very talented. That's her problem. If she was talented she could bitch all she wanted, but she doesn't carry her weight.
I don't care what she owes anyone, but she doesn't deserve her own show.

But then again, it'll be nice to watch it crash and burn. I didn't like her before Knocked up, Grey's Anatomy is annoying, and she's not very talented. That's her problem. If she was talented she could bitch all she wanted, but she doesn't carry her weight.
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8:18AM on 09/16/2008
Considering far more talented people have had their careers ended by also making the mistake of being complete jerks when the camera isn't pointed at them (Chevy Chase anyone?) and Heigl was never that talented to begin with, I expect Heigl to only be around for the shelf-life of Grey's Anatomy (at least until the producers get tired of her and fire her).

She'll do crap romantic comedies (Knocked Up was a fluke, probably the best thing she'll ever do, which wasn't good enough for her...go
Considering far more talented people have had their careers ended by also making the mistake of being complete jerks when the camera isn't pointed at them (Chevy Chase anyone?) and Heigl was never that talented to begin with, I expect Heigl to only be around for the shelf-life of Grey's Anatomy (at least until the producers get tired of her and fire her).

She'll do crap romantic comedies (Knocked Up was a fluke, probably the best thing she'll ever do, which wasn't good enough for her...go figure), most of which will be totally forgotten until Grey's Anatomy is cancelled and she fades away entirely.
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7:57AM on 09/16/2008
Seriously, way too harsh on the girl.
She's hot like fire, an amazing actress and I think an action comedy could be great with her.

Her words were probably taken out of context or exaggerated.
Plus she's holding her own boob in that picture. What more do you want?
Seriously, way too harsh on the girl.
She's hot like fire, an amazing actress and I think an action comedy could be great with her.

Her words were probably taken out of context or exaggerated.
Plus she's holding her own boob in that picture. What more do you want?
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7:05AM on 09/16/2008

To add

I'm being snarky, not creepy.
I'm being snarky, not creepy.
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7:04AM on 09/16/2008

Thoo, I'm honored.

"Well I think that we should move in together because we're in love... and I smell like a used up whore who fell into a bucket of skunk poop tweek tweek bop bop long live Hitler!"

I'm sure you can deduce why. I'll take what I can get, okay!
"Well I think that we should move in together because we're in love... and I smell like a used up whore who fell into a bucket of skunk poop tweek tweek bop bop long live Hitler!"

I'm sure you can deduce why. I'll take what I can get, okay!
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6:09AM on 09/16/2008

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5:55AM on 09/16/2008

Get over it

Seriously. Get over it. So she didn't blow Judd Apatow and swallow after Knocked Up. It wasn't like that was one of the best movies to come out this decade, let alone last couple of years.

It's also not the first time an actor has stated they didn't like the finished product.

So just get over it, grow up, and stop bashing on the chick already because she didn't get on her knees for Apatow as readily as you are.

I also think if you're going to bash on the woman, you lose all privelages
Seriously. Get over it. So she didn't blow Judd Apatow and swallow after Knocked Up. It wasn't like that was one of the best movies to come out this decade, let alone last couple of years.

It's also not the first time an actor has stated they didn't like the finished product.

So just get over it, grow up, and stop bashing on the chick already because she didn't get on her knees for Apatow as readily as you are.

I also think if you're going to bash on the woman, you lose all privelages to show hot pictures of her in the article, and instead should show her making love to Harry Knowles via photoshop.

My final rant is this: It's not like Knocked Up made her a star. Grey's Anatomy (which I've never seen) did. So in my mind, she owes Apatow nothing.
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