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10.01.2008

Admit it. You heard that there's an exclusive Steven Seagal clip at Arrow in the Head and you kinda don't want to click. Steven Seagal?, you ask. He's lame and I don't have time for that. But then you think about it. You think about Seagal's ponytail, his terrible ties and bloated physique. You think about the movie, KILL SWITCH, and it's tagline "His Rules. His Way. No Exceptions." And suddenly you want to watch. Call it what you want - boredom, morbid curiosity, latent homosexuality - you want to see Seagal in action. Sure it's not HARD TO KILL (what is?) and sure there's no Kelly LeBrock but it's still Seagal. When has he ever let you down (the past 13 years not included)? Now all the sudden you can't wait to head to AITH to see the exclusive clip for yourself. You're actually...excited?

OK, maybe not but it is Seagal and it does involve Seagal needlessly beating up drunken locals at a bar. They're just dancing Steven! Just because they're in your way doesn't mean you have to punch them and flip them over a table!

Extra Tidbit: C'mon. Seriously. DO IT.
Source: AITH

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12:26AM on 10/05/2008

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Steve, lose some weight pronto!
Steve, lose some weight pronto!
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10:05AM on 10/02/2008

his best work

The Onion Movie has a great trailer parody of him as the martial arts master "the cockpuncher." He actually pokes fun of his movies and himself.
The Onion Movie has a great trailer parody of him as the martial arts master "the cockpuncher." He actually pokes fun of his movies and himself.
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9:25AM on 10/02/2008
I canít explain it, offer no explanation for it, but admit that Iíve purchased & enjoyed each Seagal DVD. I find them mesmerizing.
I canít explain it, offer no explanation for it, but admit that Iíve purchased & enjoyed each Seagal DVD. I find them mesmerizing.
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7:10PM on 10/01/2008

here's an idea...

how's bout embedding the clip in the article instead of linking to a page that links you to the clip. pointless....
how's bout embedding the clip in the article instead of linking to a page that links you to the clip. pointless....
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6:55PM on 10/01/2008

Still Like The Tough Men on Screen

Despite Hollywood desperate attempt to put metrosexuals in action movies I still prefer "bronsons". Long live Steven and please make better movies.
Despite Hollywood desperate attempt to put metrosexuals in action movies I still prefer "bronsons". Long live Steven and please make better movies.
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6:01PM on 10/01/2008
Buddhist my ass. I worked on this show as a 2nd AC and it was easily one of the worst experiences of my life. Seagal is a complete asshole, his entourage is ridiculous and he sexually harassed THREE women in twenty five days of shooting. His producers make a point of casting strippers as featured extras for a reason though.
Buddhist my ass. I worked on this show as a 2nd AC and it was easily one of the worst experiences of my life. Seagal is a complete asshole, his entourage is ridiculous and he sexually harassed THREE women in twenty five days of shooting. His producers make a point of casting strippers as featured extras for a reason though.
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5:10PM on 10/01/2008
And the point of this article is.....?
And the point of this article is.....?
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5:07PM on 10/01/2008

The Video

My cousin actually watched the video about 7 days ago. We found him dead this morning.
My cousin actually watched the video about 7 days ago. We found him dead this morning.
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4:26PM on 10/01/2008
Nope, I won't do it....
Nope, I won't do it....
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4:17PM on 10/01/2008
Steven Seagal is the bloated anti-christ!!
Along with Van Damme, he should be on the Axis of Evil list. The guy truly sucks!!
Steven Seagal is the bloated anti-christ!!
Along with Van Damme, he should be on the Axis of Evil list. The guy truly sucks!!
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