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You're going to need a seatbelt for this new Total Recall trailer

Jun. 27, 2012by: Niki Stephens

TITTIES!!!

Let's face it, you're probably already watching the trailer after I just said that. Well, whether you are still here or not, I am here to tell you that I am excited about this new fangled TOTAL RECALL installment from Len Wiseman. You know what else is exciting? TITTIES!!! There's also Kate Beckinsale acting like a boss and Bryan Cranston being an actual boss. Tell me you want to see this too. It really looks like a fun ride.

The latest trailer has everything you could possibly want. If you don't want to see this film after checking out this trailer then I don't know what gets you going anymore.

TITTIES!!!

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10:32PM on 06/27/2012

Cool

While I'm not convinced this movie is going to be far from original, I still am a fan of the the first TOTAL RECALL and am looking forward to this.
While I'm not convinced this movie is going to be far from original, I still am a fan of the the first TOTAL RECALL and am looking forward to this.
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10:33PM on 06/27/2012
Awwww fuck it.
I'm psyched for this flick.

And yeah....TITTIES
Awwww fuck it.
I'm psyched for this flick.

And yeah....TITTIES
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11:36PM on 06/27/2012
Consid-deh-deh det ah divorce!!!!
Consid-deh-deh det ah divorce!!!!
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11:43PM on 06/27/2012

Hey I Like It

I thought Kate Beckinsale is gonna have the same fate as Sharon Stone in the original movie. But seems like she's going to have more time to kick ass on screen =D
I thought Kate Beckinsale is gonna have the same fate as Sharon Stone in the original movie. But seems like she's going to have more time to kick ass on screen =D
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12:04AM on 06/28/2012

OK I'm in

I don't like that they got rid of Mars, but it looks promising
I don't like that they got rid of Mars, but it looks promising
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12:21AM on 06/28/2012
Three boobed chick = Check!
A nod to the "SEE YOU AT DA PAHTY, RIKTAH!" scene = Check!
Three boobed chick = Check!
A nod to the "SEE YOU AT DA PAHTY, RIKTAH!" scene = Check!
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12:23AM on 06/28/2012

No Agnuld =(

I just love way too much the original to get excited for this one. At least is more logical for me that Beckinsale is married to Farrell than Stone to ''Agnuld''
I just love way too much the original to get excited for this one. At least is more logical for me that Beckinsale is married to Farrell than Stone to ''Agnuld''
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12:32AM on 06/28/2012

Sold

This looks like it is going to be great fun. I am happy the three titted bitch is in it!
This looks like it is going to be great fun. I am happy the three titted bitch is in it!
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12:44AM on 06/28/2012
Hellz yea! #1 Most anticipated.... after TDKR of course.
Hellz yea! #1 Most anticipated.... after TDKR of course.
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12:46AM on 06/28/2012

FUCKKKK

WHy didn't they just show this as trailer 1. I hated this movie, and idea of a remake up until now. :) lots of action, ok plot, I'm in it for action. Hope it'll deliver and won't suck.
WHy didn't they just show this as trailer 1. I hated this movie, and idea of a remake up until now. :) lots of action, ok plot, I'm in it for action. Hope it'll deliver and won't suck.
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1:50AM on 06/28/2012

Huh

"What can i say? i give good wife." I figure this is just edited for the trailer... but holy hell is that fucking dumb regardless.
"What can i say? i give good wife." I figure this is just edited for the trailer... but holy hell is that fucking dumb regardless.
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2:01AM on 06/28/2012
Fuck this over-CGI PG-13 remake. Yes, it's a remake not a adaptation of Dick.
How easily motherfuckers are conned these days: the three-titted chick will be in cleavage only, coz it'd be two nips too many for the PG-13.

I was really looking forward to this remake, only because I hoped it would trigger the release of the original's NC-17 cut. That didn't happen, so fuck this.
Fuck this over-CGI PG-13 remake. Yes, it's a remake not a adaptation of Dick.
How easily motherfuckers are conned these days: the three-titted chick will be in cleavage only, coz it'd be two nips too many for the PG-13.

I was really looking forward to this remake, only because I hoped it would trigger the release of the original's NC-17 cut. That didn't happen, so fuck this.
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3:06AM on 06/28/2012
It looks like so. Much. Fun. This trailer was playing before The Amazing Spider-Man, and I leaned over to my brother and said "I would so love to see this in D-Box". Pity we don't have D-Box where I'm from. And they found a way to work in the three-boobied woman in a PG-13 film! Yay!
It looks like so. Much. Fun. This trailer was playing before The Amazing Spider-Man, and I leaned over to my brother and said "I would so love to see this in D-Box". Pity we don't have D-Box where I'm from. And they found a way to work in the three-boobied woman in a PG-13 film! Yay!
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3:14AM on 06/28/2012

No...

One thing is wrong here...
Bryan Cranston is always boss...
One thing is wrong here...
Bryan Cranston is always boss...
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3:47AM on 06/28/2012

That was a great movie

Now I don't have to go watch because I just saw the entire thing. I mean, when did it become a good idea to show EVERY FUCKING PLOT POINT in the trailers?!?!?!?
Now I don't have to go watch because I just saw the entire thing. I mean, when did it become a good idea to show EVERY FUCKING PLOT POINT in the trailers?!?!?!?
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5:07PM on 06/28/2012
Yeah especially since the plot looks like an underwhelming rehash of the original with just better special effects.
Yeah especially since the plot looks like an underwhelming rehash of the original with just better special effects.
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4:21AM on 06/28/2012

I feel like I'm cheating on my girlfriend...

This one looks really nice and reminds me more of the original than i thought it would. But still, I love the original.
This one looks really nice and reminds me more of the original than i thought it would. But still, I love the original.
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4:22AM on 06/28/2012
If you make this obvious piece of shit a hit, this is what you will get:

"In an interview with Empire magazine, producer Toby Jaffe (Total Recall, Blue Streak) confirmed that he's working on a "Starship Troopers" reboot, adding that the goal is to make the new movie less violent.

"The more expensive a film is, the harder it is now to make it that violent," he explained. "With ['Total Recall'] in particular, we made a conscious choice to keep it tonally closer to something like 'Minority
If you make this obvious piece of shit a hit, this is what you will get:

"In an interview with Empire magazine, producer Toby Jaffe (Total Recall, Blue Streak) confirmed that he's working on a "Starship Troopers" reboot, adding that the goal is to make the new movie less violent.

"The more expensive a film is, the harder it is now to make it that violent," he explained. "With ['Total Recall'] in particular, we made a conscious choice to keep it tonally closer to something like 'Minority Report.' It gives the studio, and us as producers, the opportunity to reintroduce it in a new way."

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2:10PM on 06/28/2012
I was thinking it looks a hell of a lot like Minority Report.
I was thinking it looks a hell of a lot like Minority Report.
6:26AM on 06/28/2012
I seem to remember hearing this was going to be based on the PKD short story rather than the original film? This looks like the original film scene for scene to me...
Not entirely sold yet, will wait for some WOM
I seem to remember hearing this was going to be based on the PKD short story rather than the original film? This looks like the original film scene for scene to me...
Not entirely sold yet, will wait for some WOM
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10:45AM on 06/28/2012

Meeeeh..

I kinda wanna hate this because I'm such a huge fan of the original, a huge Verhoeven fan and I still read about two Philip K. Dick books a year..
But hot damn, this looks rather exciting. :-o
I kinda wanna hate this because I'm such a huge fan of the original, a huge Verhoeven fan and I still read about two Philip K. Dick books a year..
But hot damn, this looks rather exciting. :-o
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11:19AM on 06/28/2012
Beckinsale kicking ass, three titties lady, Cranston and Nighy.. damn I AM IN!!

I wonder if they have the same airport scanning scene? I remember that as being the first computer graph scene I watched on the big screen and it was magical! (I don't know if they did with computers or what or if there were others I saw before and never realized but damn that one in particular holds a sweet spot)
Beckinsale kicking ass, three titties lady, Cranston and Nighy.. damn I AM IN!!

I wonder if they have the same airport scanning scene? I remember that as being the first computer graph scene I watched on the big screen and it was magical! (I don't know if they did with computers or what or if there were others I saw before and never realized but damn that one in particular holds a sweet spot)
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2:22PM on 06/28/2012

No...

One thing is wrong here...
Bryan Cranston is always boss...
One thing is wrong here...
Bryan Cranston is always boss...
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4:34PM on 06/28/2012

Yay!

Even if this ends up being a remake and not a new adaptation, I don't mind this particular remake. Original is a classic but silly. This looks sweet! Very "Minority report". People should get over that it's been remade, that way you have a kickass looking scifi movie to look forward to this summer after TDKR rumble is gone.
Even if this ends up being a remake and not a new adaptation, I don't mind this particular remake. Original is a classic but silly. This looks sweet! Very "Minority report". People should get over that it's been remade, that way you have a kickass looking scifi movie to look forward to this summer after TDKR rumble is gone.
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5:04PM on 06/28/2012

Lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love cast but the director has always had mediocre movies and this looks like he is keeping it going. I was against from the get go but I shouldn't judge but from seeing both trailers it looks very bland to me just like the underworlds and Die Hard 4. I think people hate too much on here but I can't cast any love on this movie. But I could be wrong but won't find out till it comes out on blue ray.
I love cast but the director has always had mediocre movies and this looks like he is keeping it going. I was against from the get go but I shouldn't judge but from seeing both trailers it looks very bland to me just like the underworlds and Die Hard 4. I think people hate too much on here but I can't cast any love on this movie. But I could be wrong but won't find out till it comes out on blue ray.
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5:39PM on 06/28/2012

Wisesman? more like Lameman...

This movie looks noooo good to me.
I'm always open to remakes, even of personally treasured material like Verhoeven's sci-fi ouvre.
But I hate fight sequences that look like video games, and the sets and costumes look completely lazy.
I will certainly pass on this.
This movie looks noooo good to me.
I'm always open to remakes, even of personally treasured material like Verhoeven's sci-fi ouvre.
But I hate fight sequences that look like video games, and the sets and costumes look completely lazy.
I will certainly pass on this.
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8:51PM on 06/28/2012
I don't understand the hate here. This looks like a solid action film. Can people just not enjoy straight up action anymore?
I don't understand the hate here. This looks like a solid action film. Can people just not enjoy straight up action anymore?
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6:53AM on 06/29/2012
Sure, that looks like a lot of action, but it looks like action I've already seen in Minority Report. It looks like the future in this film was ripped straight from the research done on that film, but with a little orange-y grit added to the color palette. It just doesn't seem to have the same charming universe as the first film, and maybe that's because it isn't set on Mars, as opposed to the short story that they're claiming to be sticking closer to this time around. I was really hoping
Sure, that looks like a lot of action, but it looks like action I've already seen in Minority Report. It looks like the future in this film was ripped straight from the research done on that film, but with a little orange-y grit added to the color palette. It just doesn't seem to have the same charming universe as the first film, and maybe that's because it isn't set on Mars, as opposed to the short story that they're claiming to be sticking closer to this time around. I was really hoping that'd be honest claim, rather than industry-speak for IT'LL MAKE MONEY PROBABLY, but it's looking more and more like that isn't the case. The nods to the original aren't making me the least bit happy, either. Why do nods make everybody forget how much a remake is crapping on its inspiration? OMG YAY IT HAS A THREE-TITTED CHICK! Yeah, and she's fully clothed. It's stupid and it isn't cute.
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6:56AM on 06/29/2012
Sure, that looks like a lot of action, but it looks like action I've already seen in Minority Report. It looks like the future in this film was ripped straight from the research done on that film, but with a little orange-y grit added to the color palette. It just doesn't seem to have the same charming universe as the first film, and maybe that's because it isn't set on Mars, as opposed to the short story that they're claiming to be sticking closer to this time around. I was really hoping
Sure, that looks like a lot of action, but it looks like action I've already seen in Minority Report. It looks like the future in this film was ripped straight from the research done on that film, but with a little orange-y grit added to the color palette. It just doesn't seem to have the same charming universe as the first film, and maybe that's because it isn't set on Mars, as opposed to the short story that they're claiming to be sticking closer to this time around. I was really hoping that'd be honest claim, rather than industry-speak for IT'LL MAKE MONEY PROBABLY, but it's looking more and more like that isn't the case. The nods to the original aren't making me the least bit happy, either. Why do nods make everybody forget how much a remake is crapping on its inspiration? OMG YAY IT HAS A THREE-TITTED CHICK! Yeah, and she's fully clothed. It's stupid and it isn't cute.
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