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Kevin James has a wild wild life in the trailer for Zookeeper

05.17.2011

Oh, this is just dreadful.

Well, for me it is. Maybe not for someone who is around the age of five. In ZOOKEEPER, Kevin James has a profession that does not impress the woman (Leslie Bibb) that he wants. Persuaded by a friend, James decides that working at a car dealership might increase his chances with his lady. But one crazy night, the animals conspire to keep James at the zoo and offer to help him with his woman troubles. Uh huh....

Basically, Leslie Bibb's character is a golddigging whore that James shouldn't be bothering with and the whole time his hot co-worker (Rosario Dawson) was the right one for him. The animals are happy. Everyone is happy. The end.

Check out the trailer below.

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Extra Tidbit: I love Talking Heads, but adding their music to your trailer will not get me to watch you.
Source: Yahoo! Movies

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10:27AM on 05/19/2011
It's a movie for the KIDS man...
IT looks funny...don't be a party pooper
It's a movie for the KIDS man...
IT looks funny...don't be a party pooper
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9:06PM on 05/18/2011
Kevin James needs to just go away...
Kevin James needs to just go away...
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10:33AM on 05/18/2011

Wow

I expected this to be worse. I actually grinned during the whole trailer. Jim Breuer talks about this movie at the end of his book, which is a good read btw.

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I expected this to be worse. I actually grinned during the whole trailer. Jim Breuer talks about this movie at the end of his book, which is a good read btw.

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9:09PM on 05/18/2011
lol you know! I swear if I see that fast-rapping kid one more time...
lol you know! I swear if I see that fast-rapping kid one more time...
3:02AM on 05/18/2011

Haha...

I don't care if all of his movies seem to be roughly the same story told over and over. Kevin James is funny and makes me laugh, so, I'll go see it.
I don't care if all of his movies seem to be roughly the same story told over and over. Kevin James is funny and makes me laugh, so, I'll go see it.
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11:19PM on 05/17/2011
Kevin James shtick is old,same guy with the same woman problems told in a different story for all his "comedies" how is he able to pump out the same garbage yearly,he's a busted ass Jack Black crossbred with Adam sandler
Kevin James shtick is old,same guy with the same woman problems told in a different story for all his "comedies" how is he able to pump out the same garbage yearly,he's a busted ass Jack Black crossbred with Adam sandler
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9:50PM on 05/17/2011
I laughed at the first quarter of the trailer but the entire middle is pretty cliche and done before. But I will give it credit, I did laugh out loud at the last joke.
I laughed at the first quarter of the trailer but the entire middle is pretty cliche and done before. But I will give it credit, I did laugh out loud at the last joke.
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9:05PM on 05/17/2011
I like Kevin James,so I'll give it a go.
I like Kevin James,so I'll give it a go.
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8:23PM on 05/17/2011
Niki, you just became my favorite JoBlo writer with your Talking Heads love.
Niki, you just became my favorite JoBlo writer with your Talking Heads love.
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11:22PM on 05/17/2011
Did you ever see her profile(niki's) totally a super cute nerdish type of girl who consistently out writes the rest of the joblo staff, but just a major hottie,definitely check her profile.
Did you ever see her profile(niki's) totally a super cute nerdish type of girl who consistently out writes the rest of the joblo staff, but just a major hottie,definitely check her profile.
7:35PM on 05/17/2011
Looks like a decent family flick. Its talking animals and slapstick physical comedy, its for kids. Don't be so down on it because it doesnt meet your crazy impossible standards. I wonder how many people actually watched the video. They probably just stopped at "Kevin James has...".
Looks like a decent family flick. Its talking animals and slapstick physical comedy, its for kids. Don't be so down on it because it doesnt meet your crazy impossible standards. I wonder how many people actually watched the video. They probably just stopped at "Kevin James has...".
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7:00PM on 05/17/2011
It looks like a good kids movie and something my Mom can enjoy. I smiled, I thought it looked fun, but you know what....Its got Rosario. And Seriously, whats with the fat comments? are we all becoming giant assholes?
It looks like a good kids movie and something my Mom can enjoy. I smiled, I thought it looked fun, but you know what....Its got Rosario. And Seriously, whats with the fat comments? are we all becoming giant assholes?
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6:59PM on 05/17/2011
"I know it shouldn't bother me that you're fat, but it does. Er, I mean, a zoo keeper. Yes. A zoo keeper. That's what bothers me."
"I know it shouldn't bother me that you're fat, but it does. Er, I mean, a zoo keeper. Yes. A zoo keeper. That's what bothers me."
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6:39PM on 05/17/2011

One positive thing I will say though...

The CG mouth movements of the animals looks incredible. Stellar job there.
The CG mouth movements of the animals looks incredible. Stellar job there.
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6:36PM on 05/17/2011

Kevin James with Rosario Dawson...

....I'd love to know which alternate reality this movie was made in so I can pack my shit and move there.
....I'd love to know which alternate reality this movie was made in so I can pack my shit and move there.
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6:22PM on 05/17/2011
Looks like a fun kids movie and i laughed throughout the trailer. I guess people just have it out for Kevin James?
Looks like a fun kids movie and i laughed throughout the trailer. I guess people just have it out for Kevin James?
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6:12PM on 05/17/2011
Friggin terrible, but I will admit I laughed at the gorilla saying shut up.
Friggin terrible, but I will admit I laughed at the gorilla saying shut up.
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5:41PM on 05/17/2011

I want to know where people get the idea that Kevin James can nail hot women by being awkward and pathetic?

Seriously, if that worked I'd have had every STD known to man during high school.
Seriously, if that worked I'd have had every STD known to man during high school.
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7:00PM on 05/17/2011
What about all the other movies about awkward and pathetic guys get the hot girl? Its kind of a hollywood staple.
What about all the other movies about awkward and pathetic guys get the hot girl? Its kind of a hollywood staple.
7:49AM on 05/18/2011
Well atleast those have skinny guys. From growing up fat, I can pretty much say that personality can only get you so far. It's sad but true, you can't look like Kevin James and nail Rosario Dawson...unless they're like into that. But that's like winning the lottery.
Well atleast those have skinny guys. From growing up fat, I can pretty much say that personality can only get you so far. It's sad but true, you can't look like Kevin James and nail Rosario Dawson...unless they're like into that. But that's like winning the lottery.
5:31PM on 05/17/2011
I'm ashamed, but I smiled and almost laughed. It is painfully dumb but there's an undeniable charm to Smith's schtick. Though, yes, that charm only works on neophytes and toddlers. And me, apparently.
I'm ashamed, but I smiled and almost laughed. It is painfully dumb but there's an undeniable charm to Smith's schtick. Though, yes, that charm only works on neophytes and toddlers. And me, apparently.
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5:24PM on 05/17/2011
could i be as shameless and retarded as Kevin James for millions of dollars? probably... that's what made me sad about this dumbass trailer.
could i be as shameless and retarded as Kevin James for millions of dollars? probably... that's what made me sad about this dumbass trailer.
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5:07PM on 05/17/2011

Ouch

That was... sort of painful.
That was... sort of painful.
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5:05PM on 05/17/2011
Looks like a pile of elephant shit.
Looks like a pile of elephant shit.
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5:07PM on 05/17/2011
Pun intended?
Pun intended?
11:26PM on 05/17/2011
Kevin James or the movie looks like a pile of elephant shit or both,tip; there is no wrong answer.
Kevin James or the movie looks like a pile of elephant shit or both,tip; there is no wrong answer.
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