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Grease

Sloppy seconds ain't my style.

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December 7th, 2016
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“And what's this about a doctor's appointment? You're always going to the doctor!” “I don't feel good.” “So what? You think I feel good? Nobody feels good. After childhood, it's a fact of life. I feel rotten. So what? I don't let it bother me or interfere with my job.”

December 6th, 2016
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"I desperately wanna make love to a schoolboy."

December 5th, 2016
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"They liked to wear little shorts on the job and what-not... and they would fire bricks and little types and bottles of beer at me and what-not..."

December 4th, 2016
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"...Let's face it baby, these days, you gotta have a sequel!"

December 3rd, 2016
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"Can't you just get past yourself for a second? Jesus!"

December 2nd, 2016
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"Yes it's true. This man has no dick."

December 1st, 2016
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"We have clearance, Clarence." "roger Roger, what's our vector Victor?"...

November 30th, 2016
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"You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog."

November 29th, 2016
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"Many people find me handsome with a wonderful smile, I'm sure you'll agree."

November 28th, 2016
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"Course, Course definitely not my room and I don't have my tapioca pudding and the bed's in the wrong place that's definitely not my bed."

November 27th, 2016
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"...Robert better not get in my face, cause I'll drop that mother fucker."

November 26th, 2016
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"...It was "two minutes" five minutes ago."

November 25th, 2016
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"You had a nervous breakdown eh? Me too when he was born."

November 24th, 2016
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"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

November 23rd, 2016
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"What I want, is for us to finish dead last."

November 22nd, 2016
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“In two decades, the Earth will be unable to support human life.”

November 21st, 2016
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"...do I feel lucky? Well do ya, Punk."

November 20th, 2016
It's a Wonderful Life
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"...I wanna live again! I wanna live again! Please God, let me live again!"

November 19th, 2016
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"What do you think mate?" "I think we should fuckin' brain 'em! "

November 18th, 2016
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"How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"

November 17th, 2016
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..."Chewie, Hi, Luke Skywalker, how are ya?"

November 16th, 2016
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"It's not what you know, it's what you can prove."

November 15th, 2016
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"This is merely the beginning!"

November 14th, 2016
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"Your move, creep."

November 13th, 2016
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"What the heck are you guy's doing? Trying to ruin my life and make me look like a friggin idiot?"

November 12th, 2016
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"...let us not forget Bryan Adams." "Now now, the Canadian Government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions."

November 11th, 2016
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"What you got?" "Dodgers tickets, Lakers tickets and Phantom of the Opera tickets." "Phantom of the Opera?!" "Yeah, it's theater, man, you ever been to the theater?" "What the hell wrong with you, nobody gonna give a damn about no Phantom of the Opera!" "Hey, Franklin, there's money in culture." "Man, let me tell you something, Roland, black people don't wanna see that shit! Now I told you to get me some good shit like Luther Vandross tickets or something." "Luther Vandross is not culture." "Fuck culture, give me some good shit, man, people are complaining about these fucked up tickets. You're making me look bad, man." "Oh really?" "I'm serious. Next time, man, come up with some better stuff." "Ok." "I'll stop fucking with ya, Roland. I'm for real!" "You owe me, man." "I don't owe you shit!" "You owe me, Franklin."

November 10th, 2016
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"Well I thought archeologists were always funny little men searching for their mummies."

November 9th, 2016
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"If ya can't eat it, drink it, fuck it or fire it, I ain't interested."

November 8th, 2016
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"...that's very funny to me. Y'all ain't laughing though."

November 7th, 2016
Bandwagon
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"...We're not quarreling! We're in complete agreement! We hate each other!"

November 6th, 2016
Arsenic and Old Lace
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"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."

November 5th, 2016
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"So there I was, killing them softly with my song, or rather being killed, and not that softly either..."

November 4th, 2016
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"This was not just a matter of chance. Huh, these strange things happen all the time."

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