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"Are you the replacement for the bass and sax? "That's us... and I'm Daphne... and this is uh, uh, Jo...sephine "I'm Sugar Kane." "Hello." "I'm Sugar Kane." "Hi." "Sugar Kane?" "Yeah, I changed it, used to be Sugar Kowalchek." "Polish?" "Yes. I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher, and my father was a conductor." "Where does he conduct?" "On the Baltimore and Ohio."

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January 21st, 2017
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"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."

January 20th, 2017
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"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continents, the very position of the sun along its ecliptic... are just a few of the things I control in my world."

January 19th, 2017
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"Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in..."

January 18th, 2017
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"...Oh, a spacecraft. Well, I guess that explains a lot."

January 17th, 2017
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"He must have thought it was whiteboy day."

January 16th, 2017
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"Well, you stupid fuck! Look at you now!"

January 15th, 2017
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"You know how fast you were goin'?..."

January 14th, 2017
The Great Race
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"Why, I waltz just enough to comply with tradition, then I sneak off to more rewarding activities, hahaha, BRANDY!!"

January 13th, 2017
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..."You look just like him!" "Do I? You're the first one that's said that ever."...

January 12th, 2017
An American In Paris
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“That's quite a dress you almost have on.” “Thanks.” “What holds it up?” “Bobby!”

January 11th, 2017
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"I notice that you're not very social." "I'm a writer."

January 10th, 2017
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"Hi." "Hi." "Not you. Hi." "Hi."

January 9th, 2017
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"...use an herb supplement that can be purchased at any health-food store. Check this out. Check out these glutes. Rock-hard, baby. Pretty sweet, huh?" "Stop it! You're gonna make me throw up on the cake."

January 8th, 2017
Shop Around The Corner
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"Well I really wouldn't care to scratch your surface, Mr Kralik, because I know exactly what I'd find. Instead of a heart, a hand-bag. Instead of a soul, a suitcase. And instead of an intellect, a cigarette lighter... which doesn't work."

January 7th, 2017
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..."I'll have what she's having."

January 6th, 2017
Quiet Man
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"Is this a courtin' or a donnybrook? Have the good manners not to hit the man until he's your husbAnd and until he can hit you back."

January 5th, 2017
Becket
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..."How gracefully you tell your king to mind his own business."

January 4th, 2017
Love At First Bite
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"You and your cockroach-eating friend over there have forty eight hours to get out."

January 3rd, 2017
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"We will never negotiate. We will no longer tolerate and we will no longer be afraid. It's your turn to be afraid.

January 2nd, 2017
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
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"If you're the police, where are your badges? Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"

January 1st, 2017
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"...Yeah, restructuring the amount of retards they had working for em." "Shut up. You get canned more than tuna bitch."

December 31st, 2016
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"Now it doesn't matter whether she gets this award or not, it doesn't matter I'm on this inquiry, it doesn't matter whether i'm in this army or not, I will find out the truth I guarantee you that."

December 30th, 2016
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"Vanity, definitely my favorite sin."

December 29th, 2016
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"...oh shit, now back up and get me a packet of tropical fruit bubblicious, and some skittles."

December 28th, 2016
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"God bless the Internet."

December 27th, 2016
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"This is a place for crazy people. I'm not crazy."

December 26th, 2016
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"Let's try and keep this thing in perspective." "Yeah I was a little bitter about the whole getting killed by my best friend thing, but I've had time to get over it."

December 25th, 2016
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"Your testicles and you. Take a good look. These are the unlucky ones. These unfortunate soles are suffering from 'ESS' Enlarged Scrotum Syndrom."

December 24th, 2016
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"Judging by the pollution content of the atmosphere, I believe we have arrived at the latter half of the 20th Century."

December 23rd, 2016
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"Stupid fat Hobbit."

December 22nd, 2016
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..."Because of this little double homicide, yes because of this."

December 21st, 2016
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"Jack says you've got a great big cock." "Well, I don't know, I guess so." "May I see it?"

December 20th, 2016
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..."Everybody's been real nice." "Well that's because you have big jugs..err I mean your boobs are huge..I mean I wanna squeeze em'..."

December 19th, 2016
The Ten Commandments
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"So let it be written, so let it be done."

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