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"No more Monkey business..NO MORE MONKEY BUSINESS."

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"We're all monkeys."

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"Thankyou Einstein, no he, he was nuts, he was a fruitcake."

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"This is a place for crazy people. I'm not crazy."

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"I don't belong here."

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..."How can I save you? This already happened. I can't save you, nobody can. I am simply trying to gather information for the people of the present to track the virus."

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"Not crazy."

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..."What'd they give you? Thorzine? Haldol? How much? How much?"...

"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid Dave."

"I'm sorry Dave, I don't have enough information."

"Just what do you think you're doing Dave?"

"I think you've improved a great deal."

"X-ray Delta 1, this is mission control. Two zero four niner, transmission concluded."

"All systems are functional."

"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

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"My God, it's full of stars."

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"What's going to happen?" "Something wonderful."

"...kinda indie." "Indian!?" "No indie." "don't want any of that, Ska, I don't like that ska."

"...I've been with tons of women." "I touched a guy's balls at Hebrew school once." "Dude, it's not a big deal. You like to fuck guys. I'm cool. I got friends that fuck guys... in jail."

"...this is not a good look for me!!"

"I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothing against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground."

"We went to, uh, Tijuana, Mexico, you know, and we-we-we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to this show. Everyone's, 'You gotta check out one of these shows.' And, you know, it's, it's a woman fucking a horse. We get there, and, you know, we think it's gonna be awesome and it is not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man. It is-it's. It's kind of gross." "Yeah." "You think, 'A woman fucking a horse' and you get there and it's... it's a woman fucking a horse." "Yep." "It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest, I felt bad for her. We all just felt bad for her." "Yeah." "Kind of felt bad for the horse."

"I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothing against him, but if I hear Yah Mo B There one more time, I'm gonna yah mo burn this place to the ground."

"I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothing against him, but if I hear 'Yah Mo B There' one more time, I'm gonna yah mo burn this place to the ground."

"...Let's stay inside so everybody can see what a pussy you have, okay? Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath, I cannot return it until it has spilt blood."

42nd Street
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"You're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star."

42nd Street
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"You're going out a youngster. But you've got to come back a star!"

42nd Street
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"...you keep your feet on the ground and your head on those shoulders of yours and go out, and Sawyer, you're going out a youngster but you've got to come back a star!"

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"...I don't like white people, I hate Rednecks. You people are Rednecks. That means I'm enjoying this shit."

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"Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you got a 500dollar suit on and you still a low life." "Yeah, but I look good."

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"...where;s my James Brown tape? The shit ain't in h..Oh, somebody trying to keep me and James in prison."

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"You been dickin' me around since we started this turd hunt."

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