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"...is that being nice? I'm trying to be nice over here..."

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"If I go fag, you die."

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"Do you think that those whales piss in that water?" "No, I think they use the men's room next door to the Burger King.....dummy!"

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"Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother." "....Fuckin' Greeks!"

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..."Because of this little double homicide, yes because of this."

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"...maybe there's still hope"
"Well he did take out a restraining order against you and I have to be honest, that's usually not a good sign."

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"He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls."

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"He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls."

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"Mmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

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"He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls."

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"...The Carpenters are angry?" "Don't be naive Dave, Close to you, We've only just begun..."

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"Shut your pie-hole, we're working here."

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"ou know what, there's a Denny's down the street. Not only do they have ketchup, but they've got like, the angriest waitresses I've ever seen. You could have a blast with the whole "Goosfraba" thing down there."

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"Do you really want the love of your life hanging around with a guy who looks as though he could satisfy a blue whale?"

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"You're on my side of the armrest, we're not gonna have problems are we?"

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"Joe, Joe, anger management! Anger mana...Joe! Joe, joe, joe, anger management, Joe! Calm down. Breathe."

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"So, my boss, he was talking to me about how many sick days I've taken. And I was like, ya know, don't go there, ya know. But he kept on about wanting to see some kind of a doctor's note or something. And I said look, I'm seriously serious, you don't wanna go there. But he kept talking and talking, being such a nag. And then I, I just blacked out. I blacked out. Then when I woke up I was standing over him, and I was screaming I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THERE!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THERE!!" "How do you feel you handled that situation?" "Umm, not as well as I could have."

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"You're on my side of the armrest. We're not going to have problems, are we?"

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"Excuse me? Could I maybe get that headset, please?"

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"Oh my goodness. Bobby Knight. You're in this group?" "Oh, yeah, this is my first day." "It's my first day also." "I hope this class cures me." "Working on the anger problem?" "Anger problem, isn't this Sexoholics Anonymous?" "Oh, no, I think that's down the hall." "Well, the hell with that! I think I'm going home!"

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"If you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken."

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"You guys up for a Toga party?" "Toga, Toga"

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"Hey what's this lying around shit?"

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"You still wanna show me your cucumber?"

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"Assume the position."

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"I'd like to address these charges one at a time if I may."

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"Seven years of college down the drain."

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"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."

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"They're going to put me in jail." "Oh, you're in trouble the law this time. Good! Good..!"

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"Hey, where's my James Brown tape? The bleep ain't in here... oh. Everybody's trying to keep me and James in prison."

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"... My whole life, I've never... I've NEVER been able to lift more than ten times my own body weight and when you get down to it, handling dirt is not my idea of a rewarding career."

"I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it yet."

..."So we don't get our balls blown off."

..."So we don't get our balls blown off."

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