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"Joe, Joe, anger management! Anger mana...Joe! Joe, joe, joe, anger management, Joe! Calm down. Breathe."

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"So, my boss, he was talking to me about how many sick days I've taken. And I was like, ya know, don't go there, ya know. But he kept on about wanting to see some kind of a doctor's note or something. And I said look, I'm seriously serious, you don't wanna go there. But he kept talking and talking, being such a nag. And then I, I just blacked out. I blacked out. Then when I woke up I was standing over him, and I was screaming I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THERE!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THERE!!" "How do you feel you handled that situation?" "Umm, not as well as I could have."

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"You're on my side of the armrest. We're not going to have problems, are we?"

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"Excuse me? Could I maybe get that headset, please?"

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"Oh my goodness. Bobby Knight. You're in this group?" "Oh, yeah, this is my first day." "It's my first day also." "I hope this class cures me." "Working on the anger problem?" "Anger problem, isn't this Sexoholics Anonymous?" "Oh, no, I think that's down the hall." "Well, the hell with that! I think I'm going home!"

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"If you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken."

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"You guys up for a Toga party?" "Toga, Toga"

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"Hey what's this lying around shit?"

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"You still wanna show me your cucumber?"

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"Assume the position."

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"I'd like to address these charges one at a time if I may."

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"Seven years of college down the drain."

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"The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."

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"They're going to put me in jail." "Oh, you're in trouble the law this time. Good! Good..!"

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"Hey, where's my James Brown tape? The bleep ain't in here... oh. Everybody's trying to keep me and James in prison."

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"... My whole life, I've never... I've NEVER been able to lift more than ten times my own body weight and when you get down to it, handling dirt is not my idea of a rewarding career."

"I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it yet."

..."So we don't get our balls blown off."

..."So we don't get our balls blown off."

"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning."

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"Failure is not an option."

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"With all due respect, sir, I believe this is going to be our finest hour."

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"I expect entry interface in 45 seconds."

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"Neil Armstrong, 38 year old American standing on the surface of the Moon. On this July 20th, 1969." "That's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind."

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"Hey, Houston, we've had a problem here." "Say again please?" "Ah, Houston, we've had a problem."

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"I expect entry interface in 45 seconds."

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"...Ah, Houston, we've got a problem."

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..."So what do we do?" "Tear out bad wood. Put in good wood."

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"Wanna blow up a bullfrog?!" "Ok!"

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"Come on, let's go find that spider. And let's find your mom to take care of that spider. Honey, we're in the living room. We need you to kill a spider."

"Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them."

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"American component, Russian component, all made in Taiwan."

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"...if anybody's anybody I'm Han, and your Chewbacca." "Chewie? Have you even seen Star Wars?"

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"You make your peace with God AJ."

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