"... My whole life, I've never... I've NEVER been able to lift more than ten times my own body weight and when you get down to it, handling dirt is not my idea of a rewarding career."
"I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it yet."
..."So we don't get our balls blown off."
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning."
"Failure is not an option."
"With all due respect, sir, I believe this is going to be our finest hour."
"I expect entry interface in 45 seconds."
"Neil Armstrong, 38 year old American standing on the surface of the Moon. On this July 20th, 1969."
"That's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind."
"Hey, Houston, we've had a problem here."
"Say again please?"
"Ah, Houston, we've had a problem."
"...Ah, Houston, we've got a problem."
..."So what do we do?" "Tear out bad wood. Put in good wood."
"Wanna blow up a bullfrog?!"
"Come on, let's go find that spider. And let's find your mom to take care of that spider. Honey, we're in the living room. We need you to kill a spider."
"Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them."
"American component, Russian component, all made in Taiwan."
"...if anybody's anybody I'm Han, and your Chewbacca." "Chewie? Have you even seen Star Wars?"
"You make your peace with God AJ."
"...do you think we'll get hazard pay out of this?"
"Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before!" "It's a fifty caliber. They used to use this to hunt buffalo with, up close. It's only legal in two states... and this isn't one of 'em." "You're somethin' else Slim."
"I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now, jack and shit, and Jack left town."
..."Honey, you got real ugly."
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
"Yo Shebitch, let's go."
"I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now, jack and shit, and Jack just left town."
"Well that's just what we call pillow talk baby."
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Bull"
"Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me....GAAHHHH!!!"
"I got news for you, pal! You ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and shit. And Jack left town."
"Now I swear, the next one of you primates who even touches me. I'll kill you!"
"Well, hello Mr. Fancy Pants."
“You found me beautiful once!”
“Honey, you got real ugly.”
"I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit. And Jack left town."
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