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"Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them."

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"American component, Russian component, all made in Taiwan."

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"...if anybody's anybody I'm Han, and your Chewbacca." "Chewie? Have you even seen Star Wars?"

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"You make your peace with God AJ."

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"...do you think we'll get hazard pay out of this?"

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"Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before!" "It's a fifty caliber. They used to use this to hunt buffalo with, up close. It's only legal in two states... and this isn't one of 'em." "You're somethin' else Slim."

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"I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now, jack and shit, and Jack left town."

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..."Honey, you got real ugly."

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"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

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"Yo Shebitch, let's go."

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"I got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now, jack and shit, and Jack just left town."

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"Well that's just what we call pillow talk baby."

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"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Bull"

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"Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me....GAAHHHH!!!"

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"I got news for you, pal! You ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and shit. And Jack left town."

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"Now I swear, the next one of you primates who even touches me. I'll kill you!"

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"Well, hello Mr. Fancy Pants."

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“You found me beautiful once!” “Honey, you got real ugly.”

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"I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit. And Jack left town."

Arsenic & Old Lace
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"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."

Arsenic and Old Lace
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"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."

Arsenic and Old Lace
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"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."

Arsenic and Old Lace
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"Insanity runs in my family." "It practically gallops."

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"A real woman could stop you from drinking." "It'd have to be a real big woman."

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..."You make me wanna be a better man."

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"This place smells like shit."

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"...can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking."

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"Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."

"You know, men are like, like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken, all the available ones are handicapped."

"...shall we shag now, or shag later?" "Ohh Austin, behave."

"...Well, I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest film maker in the history of cinema, is making a movie about my life. Very Shagadelic, baby, yeah! Having said that, I do have some thoughts..."

"...her name is Alotta Fagina." "Come again."...

"...and when Mr.Bigglesworth gets upset, PEOPLE DIE!!"

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