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"This man had written his first concerto at the age of four! His first symphony at seven! A full-scale opera at 12! Did it show...?"

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"Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect."

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"Look at me, jerking off in the shower. THIS will be the highpoint of my day, it's all downhill from here."

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"I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up."

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"Its the weirdest thing. I feel like I've been in a coma for about 20 years, and I'm just now waking up."

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"...I just saw a vision, I saw a goddess..."

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"...I think the street would kill you. Your rhetoric and your propaganda aren't gonna save you out there."

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"...put your fucking mouth on the curb..."

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"...said white kids shouldn't have to walk around scared in their own neighborhood. For a while there, he really made it like it was ours again."

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"...for these courts and not just today, for good. If you win, we will walk away, but if we win, no bitching, no fighting, right here in front of everybody you pack up your shit and get your black asses outta here

An American in Paris
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"That's er, quite a dress you almost have on." "Thanks." "What holds it up..?"

An American in Paris
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"That's uh... quite a dress you almost have on." "Thanks." "What holds it up?" "Modesty."

An American In Paris
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“That's quite a dress you almost have on.” “Thanks.” “What holds it up?” “Bobby!”

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"God bless the internet."

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"...all that you gotta do is ask the questions, and listen to what they gotta say and shit."...

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..."M.I.L.F, Mum I'd like to fuck."

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"Oh the tits, that is a tit."

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"Shaved is a magazine I'm not too familiar with."

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"Like warm apple pie."

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"Like warm apple pie."

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"God bless the Internet."

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"Ooh! There's little hearts on her panties! " "Super." "There's little hearts on her panties! Come on, look, you pussy. Look." "What the fuck, man? Come on!"

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"You see, this is actually, uh, my-my first time. Well, not my first. It's my first time, uh, since my... first time. So technically, that's my second time. And I... I don't... I don't wanna suck at it. So if I'm not up to par, performance-wise..." "Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on. I mean, girls like a guy with confidence." "Hey, I'm confident. Oh, I am... I'm absolutely, totally confident." "Oh?" "Yeah." "Let's get naked." "Ok."

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"No strings attached, OK? It's just friendly, good-bye sex." "Yeah, right. Right right right right. You see, it's just that we've never even had friendly hello sex."

"Do you think there'll ever be a time when you can stand in a room with me, and not think of me as the president?"

..."Janie, make a note. We need to schedule more events where somebody gives me a really big fish." "Yes sir!" "Janie, I'm kidding."

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"Fuck this shit, it's not worth it."

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"I'm impressed, marriage is a binding, unifying, eternal, never ending, permanent chaining together of two people. Jim, have you though this through?"

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"Psst! Michelle, I think you need to stop." "Okay, keep going."

"It's a full moon, beware the moon, and stick to the road, oops." "I vote we go back to the Slaughtered lamb."

"Beware the moon lads."

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"I will call into the past. Far back to the beginning of time. And beg them to come and help me at the judgment. I will reach back and draw them into me, and they must come, for at this moment, I am the whole reason they have existed at all."

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"Snakes don't eat people." "Oh, they don't?"

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"This skin is 3 or 4 years old. Whatever shed it is gone since then. But something like this has made a meal of our dear Captain."

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