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"...I just saw a vision, I saw a goddess..."

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"...I think the street would kill you. Your rhetoric and your propaganda aren't gonna save you out there."

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"...put your fucking mouth on the curb..."

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"...said white kids shouldn't have to walk around scared in their own neighborhood. For a while there, he really made it like it was ours again."

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"...for these courts and not just today, for good. If you win, we will walk away, but if we win, no bitching, no fighting, right here in front of everybody you pack up your shit and get your black asses outta here

An American in Paris
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"That's er, quite a dress you almost have on." "Thanks." "What holds it up..?"

An American in Paris
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"That's uh... quite a dress you almost have on." "Thanks." "What holds it up?" "Modesty."

An American In Paris
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“That's quite a dress you almost have on.” “Thanks.” “What holds it up?” “Bobby!”

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"God bless the internet."

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"...all that you gotta do is ask the questions, and listen to what they gotta say and shit."...

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..."M.I.L.F, Mum I'd like to fuck."

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"Oh the tits, that is a tit."

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"Shaved is a magazine I'm not too familiar with."

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"Like warm apple pie."

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"Like warm apple pie."

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"God bless the Internet."

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"Ooh! There's little hearts on her panties! " "Super." "There's little hearts on her panties! Come on, look, you pussy. Look." "What the fuck, man? Come on!"

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"You see, this is actually, uh, my-my first time. Well, not my first. It's my first time, uh, since my... first time. So technically, that's my second time. And I... I don't... I don't wanna suck at it. So if I'm not up to par, performance-wise..." "Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on. I mean, girls like a guy with confidence." "Hey, I'm confident. Oh, I am... I'm absolutely, totally confident." "Oh?" "Yeah." "Let's get naked." "Ok."

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"No strings attached, OK? It's just friendly, good-bye sex." "Yeah, right. Right right right right. You see, it's just that we've never even had friendly hello sex."

"Do you think there'll ever be a time when you can stand in a room with me, and not think of me as the president?"

..."Janie, make a note. We need to schedule more events where somebody gives me a really big fish." "Yes sir!" "Janie, I'm kidding."

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"Fuck this shit, it's not worth it."

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"I'm impressed, marriage is a binding, unifying, eternal, never ending, permanent chaining together of two people. Jim, have you though this through?"

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"Psst! Michelle, I think you need to stop." "Okay, keep going."

"It's a full moon, beware the moon, and stick to the road, oops." "I vote we go back to the Slaughtered lamb."

"Beware the moon lads."

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"I will call into the past. Far back to the beginning of time. And beg them to come and help me at the judgment. I will reach back and draw them into me, and they must come, for at this moment, I am the whole reason they have existed at all."

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"Snakes don't eat people." "Oh, they don't?"

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"This skin is 3 or 4 years old. Whatever shed it is gone since then. But something like this has made a meal of our dear Captain."

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"Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother." "....Fuckin' Greeks!"

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"...is that being nice? I'm trying to be nice over here..."

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"If I go fag, you die."

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"Do you think that those whales piss in that water?" "No, I think they use the men's room next door to the Burger King.....dummy!"

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"Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother." "....Fuckin' Greeks!"

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