"You see, this is actually, uh, my-my first time. Well, not my first. It's my first time, uh, since my... first time. So technically, that's my second time. And I... I don't... I don't wanna suck at it. So if I'm not up to par, performance-wise..." "Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on. I mean, girls like a guy with confidence." "Hey, I'm confident. Oh, I am... I'm absolutely, totally confident." "Oh?" "Yeah." "Let's get naked." "Ok."
"So, my boss, he was talking to me about how many sick days I've taken. And I was like, ya know, don't go there, ya know. But he kept on about wanting to see some kind of a doctor's note or something. And I said look, I'm seriously serious, you don't wanna go there. But he kept talking and talking, being such a nag. And then I, I just blacked out. I blacked out. Then when I woke up I was standing over him, and I was screaming I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THERE!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THERE!!" "How do you feel you handled that situation?" "Umm, not as well as I could have."