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"God bless the Internet."

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"Ooh! There's little hearts on her panties! " "Super." "There's little hearts on her panties! Come on, look, you pussy. Look." "What the fuck, man? Come on!"

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"You see, this is actually, uh, my-my first time. Well, not my first. It's my first time, uh, since my... first time. So technically, that's my second time. And I... I don't... I don't wanna suck at it. So if I'm not up to par, performance-wise..." "Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on. I mean, girls like a guy with confidence." "Hey, I'm confident. Oh, I am... I'm absolutely, totally confident." "Oh?" "Yeah." "Let's get naked." "Ok."

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"No strings attached, OK? It's just friendly, good-bye sex." "Yeah, right. Right right right right. You see, it's just that we've never even had friendly hello sex."

"Do you think there'll ever be a time when you can stand in a room with me, and not think of me as the president?"

..."Janie, make a note. We need to schedule more events where somebody gives me a really big fish." "Yes sir!" "Janie, I'm kidding."

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"Fuck this shit, it's not worth it."

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"I'm impressed, marriage is a binding, unifying, eternal, never ending, permanent chaining together of two people. Jim, have you though this through?"

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"Psst! Michelle, I think you need to stop." "Okay, keep going."

"It's a full moon, beware the moon, and stick to the road, oops." "I vote we go back to the Slaughtered lamb."

"Beware the moon lads."

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"I will call into the past. Far back to the beginning of time. And beg them to come and help me at the judgment. I will reach back and draw them into me, and they must come, for at this moment, I am the whole reason they have existed at all."

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"Snakes don't eat people." "Oh, they don't?"

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"This skin is 3 or 4 years old. Whatever shed it is gone since then. But something like this has made a meal of our dear Captain."

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"Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother." "....Fuckin' Greeks!"

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"...is that being nice? I'm trying to be nice over here..."

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"If I go fag, you die."

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"Do you think that those whales piss in that water?" "No, I think they use the men's room next door to the Burger King.....dummy!"

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"Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother." "....Fuckin' Greeks!"

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..."Because of this little double homicide, yes because of this."

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"...maybe there's still hope"
"Well he did take out a restraining order against you and I have to be honest, that's usually not a good sign."

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"He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls."

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"He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls."

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"Mmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

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"He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr, and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls."

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"...The Carpenters are angry?" "Don't be naive Dave, Close to you, We've only just begun..."

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"Shut your pie-hole, we're working here."

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"ou know what, there's a Denny's down the street. Not only do they have ketchup, but they've got like, the angriest waitresses I've ever seen. You could have a blast with the whole "Goosfraba" thing down there."

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"Do you really want the love of your life hanging around with a guy who looks as though he could satisfy a blue whale?"

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"You're on my side of the armrest, we're not gonna have problems are we?"

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"Joe, Joe, anger management! Anger mana...Joe! Joe, joe, joe, anger management, Joe! Calm down. Breathe."

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"So, my boss, he was talking to me about how many sick days I've taken. And I was like, ya know, don't go there, ya know. But he kept on about wanting to see some kind of a doctor's note or something. And I said look, I'm seriously serious, you don't wanna go there. But he kept talking and talking, being such a nag. And then I, I just blacked out. I blacked out. Then when I woke up I was standing over him, and I was screaming I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THERE!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THERE!!" "How do you feel you handled that situation?" "Umm, not as well as I could have."

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"You're on my side of the armrest. We're not going to have problems, are we?"

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"Excuse me? Could I maybe get that headset, please?"

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