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"The world's oldest living freshman, and the walking epitome of the decline of modern education."

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..."The world's oldest living freshman. And the walking epitome of the decline of modern education."

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"...you're a slacker! You wanna be a slacker for the rest of your life?"

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"That's the Power of Love."

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"What are you lookin' at butthead."

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"Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here."

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"Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here."

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"I can't believe you'd loan me your car without telling me it had a blind spot." "Blind Spot?" "I could've been killed." "Now... Now, Biff, I never noticed that, uh, the car had any blind spot before when I would drive it. Hi, son." "Well, what are you blind, McFly? It's there. How else do you explain that wreck out there?" "Now, Biff, um, can I... can I assume that your, uh, insurance is gonna pay for the damage?" "My insurance? It's your car. Your insurance should pay for it. I wanna know who's gonna pay for this. I spilled beer all over when that car smashed into me. Who's gonna pay my cleaning bill?"

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"Save the clock tower. Save the clock tower."

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"You've got a real attitude problem, McFly. You're a slacker. You remind me of your father when he went here. He was a slacker too."

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"...you remind me of your father when he went here. He was a slacker too."

"Uh-huh, precisely on schedule."

"...Where are we? When are we?"

"I hate manure."

"'Dear Marty: If my colculations are correct, you will receive this lettre immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck by lightning. First, let me assure you tha I am alive and well. I've been living happily these past eight months in the year 1885. The lightning bolt that hit the DeLorean caused a gigawatt overload which scrambled the time curcuits, activated the flux capacitor and sent me back to 1885. The overload shorted out the time circuits and destroyed the flying circuits. Unfortunately the car will never fly again.' It actually flew?" "Yeah, well, you had a hover conversion done in the early 21st century." "Incredible."

"...1885! Amazing! I actually end up as a blacksmith in the old west!"

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"The funny thing about firemen. Night and day there are always firemen."

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"...oh shit, now back up and get me a packet of tropical fruit bubblicious, and some skittles."

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"Freeze mother bitches."

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..."Says boloni, my boloni has a first name!"

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"You fart?" "No, man." "Dead guy!"

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"Hey, freeze, bitch!" "You freeze, bitch!" "Oh shit... I'm fucked." "Now, back up. Put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious." "And some skittles."

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"...Don't be alarmed, we're negroes."

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"...Now back up, put the gun down, and give me a pack of tropical fruit Bubblelicious... and some skittles."

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"...pissing on my lap for 30 days a year, I would have killed myself a long time ago. Come to think of it, I still might."

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"...nothing has ever sucked more ass than this."

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"Where I come from, we didn't celebrate Christmas. Not because we were Jewish, but because my dad was a worthless coward fucking asshole whose idea of a present was a daily punch to the back of the head. He did teach me how to crack a safe, though."

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"Where I come from, we didn't celebrate Christmas. Not because we were Jewish, but because my dad was a worthless coward fucking asshole whose idea of a present was a daily punch to the back of the head. He did teach me how to crack a safe though."

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"Lau-tsu says that even the softest of things can pass through a horse like invisible water." "Thank you for that completely useless bit of information, Joe."

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"Lau-tsu says that even the softest of things can pass through a horse like invisible water." "Thank you for that completely useless bit of information, Joe."

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"...Thank you for that completely useless bit of information..."

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"Lau-tsu says that even the softest of things can pass through a horse like invisible water..."

Bandwagon
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"We're not quarreling! We're in complete agreement! We hate each other!"

Bandwagon
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"...We're not quarreling! We're in complete agreement! We hate each other!"

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