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“Hey, MacElroy, was that your routine or a performance of Cirque de So Lame? Besides, you're too late; they already handed out the girls' medals this morning”

"Listen, hello, hello - - It's all around us."

"This is my home." "You look a little blurry, man. Let me zoom out on you, okay?" "Got it?" "Okay I got you." "This is my home. " "Ok." "Which I am leaving the comforts of for the weekend to explore the Blair Witch."

"...we'll all look back on this, and laugh hardily."

“This is my home" “Okay” “...which I am leaving the comforts of for the weekend to explore the Blair Witch."

"But, I don't understand." "And I'm asking you to trust me without understanding why." "In that case, of course."

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"Never mind that shit, here comes Mungo."

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"...somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes."

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"Hold it! Hold it! What the hell is that shit?"

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..."How bout some more beans Mr.Taggart?" "I'd say you've had enough!!"

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"Badges, we don't need no stinking badges! Vamanos!"

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"I figured it out." "Figured out what?" "You know how we were wondering what we were gonna do for money and all, being as we don't want to get jobs and what not?" "Yeah?" "Check this out."

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"The women were beautiful. And they all seemed to share the same occupation." "I'm a stewardess." "I'm a stewardess." "I'm a stewardess." "I'm a stewardess."

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"For ten years, my father worked his ass off 14 hours a day, seven days a week. He didn't care, as long as we were happy."

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"...Money isn't real, George. It doesn't matter; it only seems like it does."

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"...Money isn't real, George. It doesn't matter; it only seems like it does."

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"...You know how we were wondering what we were gonna do for money and all, being as we don't want to get jobs and what not? Yeah? Check this out."

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"...there behind Vista, I found an ear." "You did? A human ear?" "Yeah. I thought I should bring it to you." "Yep, that's right..."

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"...we got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

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"Are you the Police?" "No Maam, we're musicians."

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"...Elwood and I will come here for breakfast , lunch and dinner, every day of the week."

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"It wasn't lies. It was just...bullshit."

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"If you say no, Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day of the week."

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"Illinois Nazis... sheesh... I hate Illinois Nazis."

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“One...Two.. One, two, three, four.”

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"I read this article a while back that said that Microsoft employs more millionaire secretaries than any other company in the world. They took stock options over Christmas bonuses. It was a good move."

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"Jack says you've got a great big cock." "Well, I don't know, I guess so." "May I see it?"

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"...I am the fucking king of Dirk..."

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"... I do fucking karate."

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"I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth."

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"You wanna see me kick some ass? I do fuckin' karate."

"This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

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"This a my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan and assholes Uzbekistan."

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"He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success."

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