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"...Money isn't real, George. It doesn't matter; it only seems like it does."

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"...You know how we were wondering what we were gonna do for money and all, being as we don't want to get jobs and what not? Yeah? Check this out."

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"...there behind Vista, I found an ear." "You did? A human ear?" "Yeah. I thought I should bring it to you." "Yep, that's right..."

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"...we got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

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"Are you the Police?" "No Maam, we're musicians."

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"...Elwood and I will come here for breakfast , lunch and dinner, every day of the week."

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"It wasn't lies. It was just...bullshit."

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"If you say no, Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day of the week."

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"Illinois Nazis... sheesh... I hate Illinois Nazis."

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“One...Two.. One, two, three, four.”

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"I read this article a while back that said that Microsoft employs more millionaire secretaries than any other company in the world. They took stock options over Christmas bonuses. It was a good move."

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"Jack says you've got a great big cock." "Well, I don't know, I guess so." "May I see it?"

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"...I am the fucking king of Dirk..."

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"... I do fucking karate."

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"I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth."

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"You wanna see me kick some ass? I do fuckin' karate."

"This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

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"This a my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan and assholes Uzbekistan."

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"He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success."

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"And here, Livamuka Sakonov, our town mechanic and abortionist."

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...This is Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty, naughty!

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"He's my neighbor, (foreign name). He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass. He must get a window from a glass. I get a step. He must get a step. I get a clock radio... He cannot afford. Great success."

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"You eat terrible, you got no manners! Taking your shoes off all the time, that's another thing, and picking your teeth. You're just not couth!"

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“You eat terrible, you got no manners. Takin' your shoes off all the time, that's another thing and picking your teeth. You're just not...”

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"You eat terrible, you got no manners. Takin' your shoes off, that's another thing and picking your teeth! You're just not couth!"

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"Would you be willing to cut your hair? Yes, but uh, it's usually better if somebody else does it."

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..."I'm going to pick a fight."

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"And the answer to your question is yes. If you fight for me you get to kill the English." "Excellent!!!"

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"You tell your king, that William Wallace will not be ruled. Nor will any Scot while I live."

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"Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible, dead? Just as good. Send us news of our victory..."

Breakfast at Tiffany's
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"...the more you do the stronger they get. Until they're strong enough to run into the woods, or fly into a tree, and then to a higher tree and then to the sky."

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"The next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin' skulls."

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"...you're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it."

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"This is the worst fake ID I have ever seen. Do you realise you made yourself 68?"

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