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"You wanna see me kick some ass? I do fuckin' karate."

"This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

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"This a my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan and assholes Uzbekistan."

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"He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success."

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"And here, Livamuka Sakonov, our town mechanic and abortionist."

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...This is Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty, naughty!

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"He's my neighbor, (foreign name). He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass. He must get a window from a glass. I get a step. He must get a step. I get a clock radio... He cannot afford. Great success."

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"You eat terrible, you got no manners! Taking your shoes off all the time, that's another thing, and picking your teeth. You're just not couth!"

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“You eat terrible, you got no manners. Takin' your shoes off all the time, that's another thing and picking your teeth. You're just not...”

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"You eat terrible, you got no manners. Takin' your shoes off, that's another thing and picking your teeth! You're just not couth!"

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"Would you be willing to cut your hair? Yes, but uh, it's usually better if somebody else does it."

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..."I'm going to pick a fight."

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"And the answer to your question is yes. If you fight for me you get to kill the English." "Excellent!!!"

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"You tell your king, that William Wallace will not be ruled. Nor will any Scot while I live."

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"Bring me Wallace. Alive if possible, dead? Just as good. Send us news of our victory..."

Breakfast at Tiffany's
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"...the more you do the stronger they get. Until they're strong enough to run into the woods, or fly into a tree, and then to a higher tree and then to the sky."

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"The next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin' skulls."

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"...you're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it."

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"This is the worst fake ID I have ever seen. Do you realise you made yourself 68?"

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..."Sushi?" "Rice, raw fish, seaweed." "You won't accept a guys cum in your mouth and you're gonna eat that?"

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"Don't mess with the bully young man, you'll get the horns."

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"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

Bride of Frankenstein
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"It is bad to be alone." "Alone, bad, friend good, FRIEND!"

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"Bring it on baby!"

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"I just realised something, I never actually killed anyone before, I mean I dropped bombs on Baghdad, but never face to face..."

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"You just activated a nuclear warhead my friend."

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"250 million dollars by 0900 Utah time. If you have not..." "Good God!"

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"You're carrying the nukes. You love having the power of God at your finger tips?" "Not tonight buddy."

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"I don't know what's scarier: losing nuclear weapons or that it happens so often that there's actually a term for it."

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"You're out of your mind. Ain't it cool?"

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"250 million dollars by 0900 Utah time.... if you have not... Good God."

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"...I can be an asshole." "No Bruce, you can’t."

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"And thet's the way the cookie crumbles. I'm Bruce Nolan, Eyewitness News."

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"So tell me mamma, why make Buffalo's biggest cookie?" "Well, man from health department say he find rat pellet in our pastry, but I say no... is big chocolate sprinkle..."

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