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"...1885! Amazing! I actually end up as a blacksmith in the old west!"

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"The funny thing about firemen. Night and day there are always firemen."

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"...oh shit, now back up and get me a packet of tropical fruit bubblicious, and some skittles."

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"Freeze mother bitches."

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..."Says boloni, my boloni has a first name!"

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"You fart?" "No, man." "Dead guy!"

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"Hey, freeze, bitch!" "You freeze, bitch!" "Oh shit... I'm fucked." "Now, back up. Put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious." "And some skittles."

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"...Don't be alarmed, we're negroes."

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"...Now back up, put the gun down, and give me a pack of tropical fruit Bubblelicious... and some skittles."

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"...pissing on my lap for 30 days a year, I would have killed myself a long time ago. Come to think of it, I still might."

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"...nothing has ever sucked more ass than this."

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"Where I come from, we didn't celebrate Christmas. Not because we were Jewish, but because my dad was a worthless coward fucking asshole whose idea of a present was a daily punch to the back of the head. He did teach me how to crack a safe, though."

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"Where I come from, we didn't celebrate Christmas. Not because we were Jewish, but because my dad was a worthless coward fucking asshole whose idea of a present was a daily punch to the back of the head. He did teach me how to crack a safe though."

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"Lau-tsu says that even the softest of things can pass through a horse like invisible water." "Thank you for that completely useless bit of information, Joe."

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"Lau-tsu says that even the softest of things can pass through a horse like invisible water." "Thank you for that completely useless bit of information, Joe."

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"...Thank you for that completely useless bit of information..."

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"Lau-tsu says that even the softest of things can pass through a horse like invisible water..."

Bandwagon
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"We're not quarreling! We're in complete agreement! We hate each other!"

Bandwagon
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"...We're not quarreling! We're in complete agreement! We hate each other!"

Bandwagon
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"We're not quarreling! We're in complete agreement! We hate each other!"

The Bandwagon
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"We're not quarreling! We're in complete agreement! We hate each other!"

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"Dude, that is so fucking weak. How am I supposed to get a chick in that?" "Ah, don't worry dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper." "Yeah I could." "No, dude, you're a little bitch." "I am not!"

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"Oh, one of Brittanys' moms' pubic hairs."

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"...We gotta get jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get the chicks."

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"...What are you gonna do? Charge me with smoking?"

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"Ha ha haha ha ha ha ha."

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"Did ya ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

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"Caffeine'll Kill ya!"

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"I am Catwoman, hear me roar."

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"My name is Richard. So what else do you need to know? Stuff about my family or where I'm from. None of that matters..."

Becket
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"...one can't very well be concerned about it once one's dead." "Too clever for me Thomas. I know there's something not quite right about your reasoning."

Becket
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..."How gracefully you tell your king to mind his own business."

Becket
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"Well, Thomas Becket. Are you satisfied? Here I am....stripped...kneeling at your tomb. While those treacherous Saxon monks of yours are getting ready to thrash me. Me! With my delicate skin. I bet you'd never have done the same for me."

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"What do you think, mate?!" "I think we should fuckin' brain'em! "

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