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The Bandwagon
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"We're not quarreling! We're in complete agreement! We hate each other!"

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"Dude, that is so fucking weak. How am I supposed to get a chick in that?" "Ah, don't worry dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper." "Yeah I could." "No, dude, you're a little bitch." "I am not!"

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"Oh, one of Brittanys' moms' pubic hairs."

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"...We gotta get jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get the chicks."

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"...What are you gonna do? Charge me with smoking?"

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"Ha ha haha ha ha ha ha."

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"Did ya ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

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"Caffeine'll Kill ya!"

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"I am Catwoman, hear me roar."

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"My name is Richard. So what else do you need to know? Stuff about my family or where I'm from. None of that matters..."

Becket
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"...one can't very well be concerned about it once one's dead." "Too clever for me Thomas. I know there's something not quite right about your reasoning."

Becket
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..."How gracefully you tell your king to mind his own business."

Becket
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"Well, Thomas Becket. Are you satisfied? Here I am....stripped...kneeling at your tomb. While those treacherous Saxon monks of yours are getting ready to thrash me. Me! With my delicate skin. I bet you'd never have done the same for me."

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"What do you think, mate?!" "I think we should fuckin' brain'em! "

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"The password!" "Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo, Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo, Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo, Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo, Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo.... Danka, abin zettler."

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"...Oktoberfest is for tossers and sheep-shaggers. Beerfest is our lives. The ultimate test of a beer-gamer's mettle!"

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"What do you think mate?" "I think we should fuckin' brain'em!"

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"What do you think mate?" "I think we should fuckin' brain 'em! "

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"...I think we should fuckin' brain 'em!"

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"I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself, can find a little action."

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"Handbook for the recently diseased."

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"Live people ignore the strange and unusual. I myself am strange and unusual."

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"I'm feelin' a little, uh, anxious, if ya know what I mean."

"...you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey turnpike." "Sounds great! Who the fuck is John Malkovich?"

"...It's MY HEAD, Schwartz. It's MY head..!"

"I gotta know the truth Charlie," "The truth is for suckers Johnny Boy."

"...after about 15 minutes you're spit out, and into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey turnpike." "Sounds great! Who the fuck is John Malkovich?"

..."105. Carrot juice, lot's of it. I swear sometimes it's not worth it, I piss orange..."

..."Christ, you are a fag. Okay, we can share recipes if you like, darling." "No, no, I love your tits, love 'em, I wanna fondle 'em." "Great, now we're getting somewhere. Not a chance."

".. and then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out., into a ditch on the side of The New Jersey Turnpike." "Sounds great!. Who the fuck is John Malkovich?"

"...My name is Craig Schwartz... and we operate a little business here..."

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"Actually just tell Mrs. Donnelly it's on the roof and she can get it whenever she wants." "Oh, that's good thinking, Clark. I'll just have 80-year-old Mrs. Donnelly climb on her roof to get her newspaper." "Okay, cool. Thanks." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Clark, hey. I was kidding. You can't do that." "Alright fine. Here, give her one of these." "This is yesterday's paper." "Well, at least it's not on the roof."

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"Oah! Chain break?!" "Not now! I have 86 houses left."

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“Dang it.” “Nice throw.” “It's all right, I got a ladder. I'll get it.” “Actually just tell Mrs. Donnelly it's on the roof and she can get it whenever she wants.” “Oh, that's good thinking, Clark. I'll just have 80-year-old Mrs. Donnelly climb on her roof to get her newspaper.” “Okay, cool. Thanks.”

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