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The Beach "My name is Richard. So what else do you need to know? Stuff about my family or where I'm from. None of that matters..."
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Becket "...one can't very well be concerned about it once one's dead." "Too clever for me Thomas. I know there's something not quite right about your reasoning."
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Becket ..."How gracefully you tell your king to mind his own business."
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Becket "Well, Thomas Becket. Are you satisfied? Here I am....stripped...kneeling at your tomb. While those treacherous Saxon monks of yours are getting ready to thrash me. Me! With my delicate skin. I bet you'd never have done the same for me."
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Beerfest "What do you think, mate?!" "I think we should fuckin' brain'em! "
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Beerfest "The password!" "Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo, Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo, Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo, Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo, Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo.... Danka, abin zettler."
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Beerfest "...Oktoberfest is for tossers and sheep-shaggers. Beerfest is our lives. The ultimate test of a beer-gamer's mettle!"
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Beerfest "What do you think mate?" "I think we should fuckin' brain'em!"
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Beerfest "What do you think mate?" "I think we should fuckin' brain 'em! "
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Beerfest "...I think we should fuckin' brain 'em!"
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Beetlejuice "I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself, can find a little action."
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Beetlejuice "Handbook for the recently diseased."
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Beetlejuice "Live people ignore the strange and unusual. I myself am strange and unusual."
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Beetlejuice "I'm feelin' a little, uh, anxious, if ya know what I mean."
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Being John Malkovich "...you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey turnpike." "Sounds great! Who the fuck is John Malkovich?"
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Being John Malkovich "...It's MY HEAD, Schwartz. It's MY head..!"
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Being John Malkovich "I gotta know the truth Charlie," "The truth is for suckers Johnny Boy."
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Being John Malkovich "...after about 15 minutes you're spit out, and into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey turnpike." "Sounds great! Who the fuck is John Malkovich?"
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Being John Malkovich ..."105. Carrot juice, lot's of it. I swear sometimes it's not worth it, I piss orange..."
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Being John Malkovich ..."Christ, you are a fag. Okay, we can share recipes if you like, darling." "No, no, I love your tits, love 'em, I wanna fondle 'em." "Great, now we're getting somewhere. Not a chance."
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Being John Malkovich ".. and then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out., into a ditch on the side of The New Jersey Turnpike." "Sounds great!. Who the fuck is John Malkovich?"
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Being John Malkovich "...My name is Craig Schwartz... and we operate a little business here..."
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The Benchwarmers "Actually just tell Mrs. Donnelly it's on the roof and she can get it whenever she wants." "Oh, that's good thinking, Clark. I'll just have 80-year-old Mrs. Donnelly climb on her roof to get her newspaper." "Okay, cool. Thanks." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Clark, hey. I was kidding. You can't do that." "Alright fine. Here, give her one of these." "This is yesterday's paper." "Well, at least it's not on the roof."
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The Benchwarmers "Oah! Chain break?!" "Not now! I have 86 houses left."
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The Benchwarmers “Dang it.” “Nice throw.” “It's all right, I got a ladder. I'll get it.” “Actually just tell Mrs. Donnelly it's on the roof and she can get it whenever she wants.” “Oh, that's good thinking, Clark. I'll just have 80-year-old Mrs. Donnelly climb on her roof to get her newspaper.” “Okay, cool. Thanks.”
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Best In Show "Do me a favour, get me one of the pepperoni sticks out, I just wanna hold it."
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Best In Show "She was very popular back then, she had dozens of boyfriends." "Hundreds." "Hundreds." "Yeah, hundreds." "I did not know that."
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Best In Show "...get one of those pepperoni sticks out, I just wanna hold it."
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Best In Show "...and uh, we love the outdoors, uh, we love... snowpeas and um, talking, and not talking... uh... we could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.
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Best In Show "Beatrice has been showing signs of depression." "She's also been very very angry with us. Ever since she saw us having sex." "When you were having sex was it different or unusual in any way?" "We got a book, uh, Kama Sutra. I lit some candles, and uh, played some music and got myself in a position that wasn't, uh, very easy for me emotionally. Um, it's called the congreous of the cow, uh, where, uh, the woman is bent over, the hands are on the floor and the man is behind."
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Better Off Dead "...I could be home right now, drinking this monster egg nog my Brother makes with lighter fluid."
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Better Off Dead "Suicide is never the answer little trooper."
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Better Off Dead "It's an awesome spectacle. An audacious display of seething opponents, once again parallel in an obstinate attempt to prove superiority of the roads unequaled in our lifetime. The crowds swell in anticipation as the light turns green!"
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Beverly Hills Cop "Everybody, party's over. Max fucked it up for everybody so let's just go home."
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Beyond The Forest "What a dump."
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