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"I gotta know the truth Charlie," "The truth is for suckers Johnny Boy."

"...after about 15 minutes you're spit out, and into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey turnpike." "Sounds great! Who the fuck is John Malkovich?"

..."105. Carrot juice, lot's of it. I swear sometimes it's not worth it, I piss orange..."

..."Christ, you are a fag. Okay, we can share recipes if you like, darling." "No, no, I love your tits, love 'em, I wanna fondle 'em." "Great, now we're getting somewhere. Not a chance."

".. and then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out., into a ditch on the side of The New Jersey Turnpike." "Sounds great!. Who the fuck is John Malkovich?"

"...My name is Craig Schwartz... and we operate a little business here..."

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"Actually just tell Mrs. Donnelly it's on the roof and she can get it whenever she wants." "Oh, that's good thinking, Clark. I'll just have 80-year-old Mrs. Donnelly climb on her roof to get her newspaper." "Okay, cool. Thanks." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Clark, hey. I was kidding. You can't do that." "Alright fine. Here, give her one of these." "This is yesterday's paper." "Well, at least it's not on the roof."

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"Oah! Chain break?!" "Not now! I have 86 houses left."

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“Dang it.” “Nice throw.” “It's all right, I got a ladder. I'll get it.” “Actually just tell Mrs. Donnelly it's on the roof and she can get it whenever she wants.” “Oh, that's good thinking, Clark. I'll just have 80-year-old Mrs. Donnelly climb on her roof to get her newspaper.” “Okay, cool. Thanks.”

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"Do me a favour, get me one of the pepperoni sticks out, I just wanna hold it."

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"She was very popular back then, she had dozens of boyfriends." "Hundreds." "Hundreds." "Yeah, hundreds." "I did not know that."

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"...get one of those pepperoni sticks out, I just wanna hold it."

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"...and uh, we love the outdoors, uh, we love... snowpeas and um, talking, and not talking... uh... we could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

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"Beatrice has been showing signs of depression." "She's also been very very angry with us. Ever since she saw us having sex." "When you were having sex was it different or unusual in any way?" "We got a book, uh, Kama Sutra. I lit some candles, and uh, played some music and got myself in a position that wasn't, uh, very easy for me emotionally. Um, it's called the congreous of the cow, uh, where, uh, the woman is bent over, the hands are on the floor and the man is behind."

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"...I could be home right now, drinking this monster egg nog my Brother makes with lighter fluid."

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"Suicide is never the answer little trooper."

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"It's an awesome spectacle. An audacious display of seething opponents, once again parallel in an obstinate attempt to prove superiority of the roads unequaled in our lifetime. The crowds swell in anticipation as the light turns green!"

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"Everybody, party's over. Max fucked it up for everybody so let's just go home."

Beyond The Forest
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"What a dump."

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"...am I wrong?" "No your not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole." "O.K then."

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"Eh fuck it Dude, let's go bowling."

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"You got the wrong guy, I'm the Dude, man."

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"Smokey, this is not Nam this is bowling, there are rules."

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"...nobody fucks with the Jesus..."

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"...sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, well, he eats you."

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"Ahh fuck it Dude, let's go bowling."

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"Walter I love you but sooner or later you're going to have to the face the fact that you're a god-damn moron!"

The Big Sleep
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"I don't mind if ya don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad, I grieve over them all winter evening."

Big Sleep
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"...don't waste your time trying to cross-examine me!"

The Big Sleep
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"...don't waste your time trying to cross-examine me!"

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

"A hit. You have sunk my battleship."

"A hit! You have sunk my battleship."

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"Chlorophyll? More like BOREophyll. "

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