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"Suicide is never the answer little trooper."

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"It's an awesome spectacle. An audacious display of seething opponents, once again parallel in an obstinate attempt to prove superiority of the roads unequaled in our lifetime. The crowds swell in anticipation as the light turns green!"

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"Everybody, party's over. Max fucked it up for everybody so let's just go home."

Beyond The Forest
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"What a dump."

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"...am I wrong?" "No your not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole." "O.K then."

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"Eh fuck it Dude, let's go bowling."

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"You got the wrong guy, I'm the Dude, man."

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"Smokey, this is not Nam this is bowling, there are rules."

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"...nobody fucks with the Jesus..."

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"...sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, well, he eats you."

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"Ahh fuck it Dude, let's go bowling."

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"Walter I love you but sooner or later you're going to have to the face the fact that you're a god-damn moron!"

The Big Sleep
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"I don't mind if ya don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad, I grieve over them all winter evening."

Big Sleep
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"...don't waste your time trying to cross-examine me!"

The Big Sleep
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"...don't waste your time trying to cross-examine me!"

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

"A hit. You have sunk my battleship."

"A hit! You have sunk my battleship."

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"Chlorophyll? More like BOREophyll. "

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"You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog."

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"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really."

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"You would need three promotions to get to be an asshole."

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"You would need three promotions to get to be an asshole."

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"Has he been tested?" "Oh, Kevin!" "Yes, and so have I."

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"What the hell is a Marquee doing here? It's crazy."

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"What the hell's the Marquee doing here, it's crazy!"

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"There are worse things out tonight than Vampires." "Like what?" "Like me."

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"You're one of them aren't you?" "No, I'm something else."

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"I think Sebastian, therefore I am."

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"Hey, MacElroy. Was that your routine? Or a performance of Cirque du So-lame? Besides, you're too late. They already handed out the girls medals this morning." "Shut up, Michaels. That was textbook execution. Same scores I beat you with in Oslo." "Hey, I was on quaaludes. I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston, and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named."

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“Hey, MacElroy, was that your routine or a performance of Cirque de So Lame? Besides, you're too late; they already handed out the girls' medals this morning”

"Listen, hello, hello - - It's all around us."

"This is my home." "You look a little blurry, man. Let me zoom out on you, okay?" "Got it?" "Okay I got you." "This is my home. " "Ok." "Which I am leaving the comforts of for the weekend to explore the Blair Witch."

"...we'll all look back on this, and laugh hardily."

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