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"...what you have just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted you could be fined up to 5000 dollars or spend six months in a correctional facilililly."

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"...what you have just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted you could be fined up to 5000 dollars or spend six months in a correctional facilililly."

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"...and in this state if convicted you could be fined up to $5000 or spend six months in a correctional facilililiy."...

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"I just don't have any room in my life for a new friend." "So, what are you trying to say?"

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"...Don't you want somebody to love..."

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"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid."

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"...if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key."

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"Do you take drugs Danny?" "Every day." "Good." "So what's the problem?"

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"That's a peach hon, oh golly I'm hot today."

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"You're lean, you're mean, and you,re not too far in between either I bet are you?"

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“Oh, this is worst lookin' hat I ever saw! It looks good on you, though.”

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"You don't throw away a yearbook! You're supposed to cherish it forever!"

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"Guys, we gonna be in college soon, You know what there's gonna be in college, right?" "Girls that used to be in high school."

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"There's a mirror right there. Take a look, you're white."

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"You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us."

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"You are all, Sheep... BAH AH AH AH!"

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"Come out come out wherever you are."

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"I'm gonna teach you the meaning of commitment."

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"Gee golly gosh, I sure am sorry I offended you."

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"I can out-learn you. I can out-read you. I can out-think you. And I can out-philosophize you. And I'm gonna outlast you."

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"I can outrun you. I can out read you. I can out think you. And I can out philosophize you. And I'm gonna out last you!"

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"...if I ever see you here again, you die. Just like that."

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"Race cars don't need headlights because the track is always lit." "Yeah, well so is my brother but he still needs headlights."

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"How do you think I'd look in Dinoco blue? Dinoco blue!" "In your dreams, Thunder." "Yeah, right. Thunder? "What's he talkin' about, 'Thunder'?" "You know, 'cause thunder always comes after lightning. Ka-ping! Ka-pow!"

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"Ugh! I hate rusty cars."

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"I'm Mia!" "I'm Tia!" "We're like you'r biggest fans! Ka-chow!" "I love being me."

Casablanca
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"Here's looking at you kid."

Casablanca
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"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world... she walks into mine."

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"It's a sick question, you're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it. I'm not tellin' you anythin'."

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"don't be such a fucking smart ass will ya! I mean I known the fucking guy for 35 years and I'm gonna fucking whack him for you!!"

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"Charlie M! You make me pop your fucking eye out of your head to protect that piece of shit! Charlie M! You dumb motherfucker."

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"If a guy fuckin' tripped over a fuckin' banana peel they'd bring me in for it."

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"What are you starin' at you bald headed Jew prick."

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"It's a sick question, you're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it. I'm not telling you anything."

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