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"Charlie M! You make me pop your fucking eye out of your head to protect that piece of shit! Charlie M! You dumb motherfucker."

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"If a guy fuckin' tripped over a fuckin' banana peel they'd bring me in for it."

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"What are you starin' at you bald headed Jew prick."

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"It's a sick question, you're a sick fuck, and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it. I'm not telling you anything."

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"What are you staring at you bald-headed Jew prick? "

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"Vodka martini." "Shaken or stirred?" "Do I look like I give a damn?"

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
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"What is, uh, the victory of a cat on a hot tin roof..."

Charade
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"You know what's wrong with you?" "No, what?" "Nothing."

Charade
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"You know what's wrong with you? No, what? Nothing."

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“Good morning, Angels.” “Good morning, Charlie!”

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"I'm just having a little girl trouble." "Pressing charges? I get that a lot."

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"...whip me up a toasted bagel with cream cheese, you want one too? Make that two and kiss my grits..."

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"I'm crazy about this girl. I look at her, I see kids, I see grand-kids." "You're scaring me." "Yeah, well I'm scaring myself. Because I think so much of this girl, that I can't stupid shit like 'Finger Cuffs' out of my head."

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"Ya gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, 'Life ain't nothin but bitches and money.'"

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"Just having a little girl trouble. Pressing charges? I get that a lot."

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"Santa Claus had come."

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"Christmas was on it's way, lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, around which the entire kid year revolved."

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"Ahh Fragi-le, that must be Italian." "Errm I think that says, 'fragile'"

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"...My old man was one of the most feared furnace fighters in Northern Indiana."

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"...drive you out to the middle of nowhere? Leave you for dead?" "No I'm doin' just fine Clark, glad to be here."

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"Tis the season to be merry." "Well, that's my name." "No shit."

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"...dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit..."

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"...drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?" "No, I'm doing just fine Clark."

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"...the Crunch enhancer? Yeah it's a non-nutritive cereal varnish. It's semi-permiable. It's not osmotic. What it does is it coats and seals the flake..."

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"...take it easy, Ellen. I'm in complete control. I'll get around this egg timer."

Citizen Kane
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"Rosebud."

Citizen Kane
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"Rosebud."

Citizen Kane
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"Rosebud."

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"...she can't see you. No one can see you unless you want them to."

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"Hi, Curly, kill anyone today?" "Day aint over yet."

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"Your deputy's name is Barney?" "Yeah." "That's great. "

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"...Ordinarily I'd say the more the merrier, I do. I say it all the time. But a murder scene is not really crowd appropriate..."

"...You just have to leave a deposit. How much is that? 2 million dollars."

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"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" "In a row?"

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