"Santa Claus had come."
"Christmas was on it's way, lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, around which the entire kid year revolved."
"Ahh Fragi-le, that must be Italian." "Errm I think that says, 'fragile'"
"...My old man was one of the most feared furnace fighters in Northern Indiana."
"...drive you out to the middle of nowhere? Leave you for dead?" "No I'm doin' just fine Clark, glad to be here."
"Tis the season to be merry." "Well, that's my name." "No shit."
"...dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit..."
"...drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?" "No, I'm doing just fine Clark."
"...the Crunch enhancer? Yeah it's a non-nutritive cereal varnish. It's semi-permiable. It's not osmotic. What it does is it coats and seals the flake..."
"...take it easy, Ellen. I'm in complete control. I'll get around this egg timer."
"Rosebud."
"...she can't see you. No one can see you unless you want them to."
"Hi, Curly, kill anyone today?" "Day aint over yet."
"Your deputy's name is Barney?" "Yeah." "That's great. "
"...Ordinarily I'd say the more the merrier, I do. I say it all the time. But a murder scene is not really crowd appropriate..."
"...You just have to leave a deposit. How much is that? 2 million dollars."
"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" "In a row?"
"...lets get the fuck out of this fucking jip joint, with this fucking faggot Dante, you cock smoker."
"No time for love Dr.Jones."
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."
..."Her fucking body fell out!" "I put her back in it. It's not as if it matters if she breaks somethin'."
"What did you like better, Jedi or the Empire Strikes Back?" "Empire." "Blasphemy."
"What did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?" "Empire." "Blasphemy."
"...12 or I walk!"
"I feel good today, Silent Bob. We're gonna make some money.... "
"Go to the bathroom! I told you, you don't have to ask me!"
"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra violence."
"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old, ultra violence."
"Come come come my little Droogies."
"What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on?"
"and the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out."
Classic communication jingle.
