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"Santa Claus had come."

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"Christmas was on it's way, lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, around which the entire kid year revolved."

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"Ahh Fragi-le, that must be Italian." "Errm I think that says, 'fragile'"

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"...My old man was one of the most feared furnace fighters in Northern Indiana."

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"...drive you out to the middle of nowhere? Leave you for dead?" "No I'm doin' just fine Clark, glad to be here."

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"Tis the season to be merry." "Well, that's my name." "No shit."

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"...dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit..."

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"...drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?" "No, I'm doing just fine Clark."

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"...the Crunch enhancer? Yeah it's a non-nutritive cereal varnish. It's semi-permiable. It's not osmotic. What it does is it coats and seals the flake..."

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"...take it easy, Ellen. I'm in complete control. I'll get around this egg timer."

Citizen Kane
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"Rosebud."

Citizen Kane
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"Rosebud."

Citizen Kane
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"Rosebud."

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"...she can't see you. No one can see you unless you want them to."

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"Hi, Curly, kill anyone today?" "Day aint over yet."

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"Your deputy's name is Barney?" "Yeah." "That's great. "

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"...Ordinarily I'd say the more the merrier, I do. I say it all the time. But a murder scene is not really crowd appropriate..."

"...You just have to leave a deposit. How much is that? 2 million dollars."

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"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" "In a row?"

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"...lets get the fuck out of this fucking jip joint, with this fucking faggot Dante, you cock smoker."

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"No time for love Dr.Jones."

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"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."

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..."Her fucking body fell out!" "I put her back in it. It's not as if it matters if she breaks somethin'."

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"What did you like better, Jedi or the Empire Strikes Back?" "Empire." "Blasphemy."

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"What did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?" "Empire." "Blasphemy."

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"...12 or I walk!"

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"I feel good today, Silent Bob. We're gonna make some money.... "

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"Go to the bathroom! I told you, you don't have to ask me!"

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"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra violence."

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"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old, ultra violence."

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"Come come come my little Droogies."

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"What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on?"

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"and the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out."

Classic communication jingle.

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