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"Your deputy's name is Barney?" "Yeah." "That's great. "

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"...Ordinarily I'd say the more the merrier, I do. I say it all the time. But a murder scene is not really crowd appropriate..."

"...You just have to leave a deposit. How much is that? 2 million dollars."

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"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" "In a row?"

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"...lets get the fuck out of this fucking jip joint, with this fucking faggot Dante, you cock smoker."

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"No time for love Dr.Jones."

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"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."

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..."Her fucking body fell out!" "I put her back in it. It's not as if it matters if she breaks somethin'."

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"What did you like better, Jedi or the Empire Strikes Back?" "Empire." "Blasphemy."

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"What did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?" "Empire." "Blasphemy."

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"...12 or I walk!"

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"I feel good today, Silent Bob. We're gonna make some money.... "

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"Go to the bathroom! I told you, you don't have to ask me!"

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"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra violence."

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"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old, ultra violence."

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"Come come come my little Droogies."

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"What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on?"

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"and the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out."

Classic communication jingle.

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..."I buttle Sir." "Which means what?" "The Butler is head of the kitchen and dining room, I keep things tidy, that's all."

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"So it was you? I was going to expose you." "I know, so I choose to expose myself." "Please! There are ladies present."

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"Like the mounties, we always get our man. Mrs. Peacock was a man?!"

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"What is that?" "A dress." "Says who?" "Calvin Klein." "It looks like underwear. Go upstairs and put something over it."

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"So, the flannel shirt deal....is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?"

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"You disgusting, wretched, sorry son of a motherfucker."

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"You gonna help me or not?"

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"The jail you planned for me is the one you gonna rot in."

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"Behold Semmi! Life! Real life! A thing that we have been denied for far too long. Good Morning my neighbors!" "Hey! fuck you!" "Yes! Yes! fuck you too!"

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"...drove four towns over to his wife's family's house, killed her parents, her brothers, her sisters, even her dog."

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"...managed to get every creep and freak in the universe onto this one plane. And then somehow managed to let them take it over..."

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"The degree of a civilization in a society can be judged by observing its prisoners. Dosechevtsky said that after doing a little time." Fuck you, Cyrus Gissom said that after putting a bullet in my agents head, ok."

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"Make a move and the bunny gets it."

"...crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

Cool Hand Luke
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"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

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