"Your deputy's name is Barney?"
"That's great. "
"...Ordinarily I'd say the more the merrier, I do. I say it all the time. But a murder scene is not really crowd appropriate..."
"...You just have to leave a deposit. How much is that? 2 million dollars."
"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" "In a row?"
"...lets get the fuck out of this fucking jip joint, with this fucking faggot Dante, you cock smoker."
"No time for love Dr.Jones."
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."
..."Her fucking body fell out!" "I put her back in it. It's not as if it matters if she breaks somethin'."
"What did you like better, Jedi or the Empire Strikes Back?" "Empire." "Blasphemy."
"What did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?"
"...12 or I walk!"
"I feel good today, Silent Bob. We're gonna make some money.... "
"Go to the bathroom! I told you, you don't have to ask me!"
"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra violence."
"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old, ultra violence."
"Come come come my little Droogies."
"What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on?"
"and the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out."
Classic communication jingle.
..."I buttle Sir." "Which means what?" "The Butler is head of the kitchen and dining room, I keep things tidy, that's all."
"So it was you? I was going to expose you."
"I know, so I choose to expose myself."
"Please! There are ladies present."
"Like the mounties, we always get our man. Mrs. Peacock was a man?!"
"What is that?"
"It looks like underwear. Go upstairs and put something over it."
"So, the flannel shirt deal....is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?"
"You disgusting, wretched, sorry son of a motherfucker."
"You gonna help me or not?"
"The jail you planned for me is the one you gonna rot in."
"Behold Semmi! Life! Real life! A thing that we have been denied for far too long. Good Morning my neighbors!"
"Hey! fuck you!"
"Yes! Yes! fuck you too!"
"...drove four towns over to his wife's family's house, killed her parents, her brothers, her sisters, even her dog."
"...managed to get every creep and freak in the universe onto this one plane. And then somehow managed to let them take it over..."
"The degree of a civilization in a society can be judged by observing its prisoners. Dosechevtsky said that after doing a little time."
Fuck you, Cyrus Gissom said that after putting a bullet in my agents head, ok."
"Make a move and the bunny gets it."
"...crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
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