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"I'm a Gigolo." "Gigo who?" "Women pay me to give them pleasure."

"I'm a gigolo." "Gigo-who?" "Women pay me to give them pleasure."

"Vanity, definitely my favorite sin."

"Vanity is definitely my favourite sin..."

"Don't get too cocky my boy. No matter how good you are don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe my friend."

“Don't get too cocky, my boy, no matter how good you are. Don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe, my friend.”

“A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique.”

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"What about you? What if he wouldn't leave her?" "Honey, if I couldn't get a man to leave her I wouldn't kill him, I'd kill myself."

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"Why the fuck didn't you stop him John? Because then you'd be dead too asshole."

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"...I don't know who the hell you think you are or what you are doing but you just destroyed a building."

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"No fuckin' shit lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

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..."It's just a small token of appreciation for all her hard work. It's a Rolex."

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"..next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate. "Thanks for the advice."

"You can have two, fuck and you." "No pictures you pig dog bitch."

"I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean up this mess."

"...somebody whose taught me about the kind of person I wanna be.".

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"Man's got to know his limitations."

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"...do I feel lucky? Well do ya, Punk."

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"Man's got to know his limitations."

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"...Time you shut your cake hole, Yoko!"

"Here at Globo Gym, we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. And that's where we come in."

“Here at GloboGym we understand that 'ugliness' and 'fatness' are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia.”

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"Smoke that Motherfucker like it ain't no thing."

"Man, if you gonna be stayin' here, you gonna have to follow some rules. Which is, no smoking' my shit. Don't let me catch you drinkin' my shit. And if you bring any of them hoes up in here, make sure I fuck 'em first."

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"I'll never tell."

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"...heard ya did ya husband." "Probably deserved it, mine did."

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"Bond, James Bond."

Dr.Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
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"...but I do say no more than 10-20 million killed tops, depending on the breaks."

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"You bet, can the beaver come out and play."

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"You bet, can the beaver come out and play."

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"Bout time you pencil dicks showed up."

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"...There are two things that clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now, you might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private Hell."

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"That miserable little bag of puke!"

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"Ma'am, what is the approximate dry weight of the average Madagascan fruit tree bat?" "You mean you don't know?"

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